egopersonified:
BLESSING OF FUEL SCARCITY IN NIGERIA

1) Most compounds are noiseless because 'I better pass my neighbour' generators are on sabbatical leave

2) Wives are happy because husbands who like hanging out are now staying at home with the family because drinks outside are not cold and no fuel to drive out

3) All the housewives are cooking good food because no more Crunches and Mr Biggs

4) Kids are reading their books since watching TV needs fuel

5) No more congestion in network since many peoples phones are off

6) Browsing & downloading is faster than before cause not much people are online

7) Everyone sleeps very early now, No more late night movies

There are MORE PRAYERS & less distractions (omashe ooo)

9) Parents are over-joyed because their children that were always online now concentrates on their studies

10) Even God himself was very happy when he saw people who haven't gone to church for months and years going to church and staying for both First and second services just to charge their phones

11) Sex is good and long now for plenty housewives

12) Nigeria population would increase by 30% if light no waka cum back soon

culled from a friend's facebook page

These are positive changes, who says this government is not performing? ...LOL

@ number 11, How will you enjoy the s*x without light? Have you ever hammered kpekus in darknes, hot weather and under the influence of mosquitoes? Try it and give us feedback, you will kniw its not a blessing

Nigerians are laughing in suffering so bad.

sexaddict08:


so your primary school teacher didn't tell you that 'everything that has disadvantage also has advantage'?...

suegbe like you for ur mind now na only you go primary school. I can see ur teacher taught u well but you being a dumb pupil you forgot to learn manners. You need to go back to creche and start all over again MUMU.

Never quote me in your life again except if wan make thunder strike you.

Jesusloveyou:
are u blind, cant u read to understand, that, they is a blessing for d scarcity of everything, even forex scarcity. God bless pmb

2016 is your year of divine postponements! Say Amen!

Lol

Lol

in my area we use light 4 more dan 20hours a day so little/less concern about fuel scarcity.

You're fooling yourself

no time for yeye waka.

egopersonified:
BLESSING OF FUEL SCARCITY IN NIGERIA

1) Most compounds are noiseless because 'I better pass my neighbour' generators are on sabbatical leave

2) Wives are happy because husbands who like hanging out are now staying at home with the family because drinks outside are not cold and no fuel to drive out

3) All the housewives are cooking good food because no more Crunches and Mr Biggs

4) Kids are reading their books since watching TV needs fuel

5) No more congestion in network since many peoples phones are off

6) Browsing & downloading is faster than before cause not much people are online

7) Everyone sleeps very early now, No more late night movies

There are MORE PRAYERS & less distractions (omashe ooo)

9) Parents are over-joyed because their children that were always online now concentrates on their studies

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10) Even God himself was very happy when he saw people who haven't gone to church for months and years going to church and staying for both First and second services just to charge their phones[/s]

11) Sex is good and long now for plenty housewives

12) Nigeria population would increase by 30% if light no waka cum back soon

culled from a friend's facebook page

God doesn't need your prayer mosque attendance, its for our own good

Nigeria will soon be better...just a matter of time

sai baba[color=#006600][/color]

IsaacBuchi:


2016 is your year of divine postponements! Say Amen!

may ur destiny be ruin d way ur ineffectual hero ruin nigeria, dont say amen

Jesusloveyou:
may ur destiny be ruin d way ur ineffectual hero ruin nigeria, dont say amen

what is destiny?

Which hero are you talking about? I don't do political party.. Holy brother?

Nigerians were moving in peace and managing their lives...only APC came...all of a sudden things changed (shey na APC discover the ruins abi na dem dig out the ruins ni?

Brainless home based Nigerians, you guys are still waiting for us to come home to tell you what to do.

Ndi Ara.

adroitvezy:

suegbe like you for ur mind now na only you go primary school. I can see ur teacher taught u well but you being a dumb pupil you forgot to learn manners. You need to go back to creche and start all over again MUMU.

Never quote me in your life again except if wan make thunder strike you.

you must be dealing with anger issues. I don't argue with mad/dangerous people. bye