man: baby i love you, pls would you marry me woman: (stands up and gives him a stinging slap on his face) "i have waited more than 12 years for this. I have prayed, fasted, sowed seeds, bought books and listened to tapes, even went on my way to be nice to men of marraigable age! I took up new hobbies, watching football and playstation." i went to the House on the Rock, MFM, christ Embassy, Living Faith, RCCG, Baptist churches ,and presently booked plenty mass in the catholic church, looking every where 4 you............ ............... .... i went from a size 16 to size 10, so that when you see me, you will love what you see. I left lagos to abuja, then i left to port Harcourt, then i went all the way to kano and back to Lagos . i joined Hi five, went from Hi five to facebook, from facebook to twitter, i even had a blog which i rented hoping you will show up. i uploaded only my best pictures on facebook, shared on instagram. And infact took photo sessions to look my best. I attended all the wedings, whether the invitation was direct or indirect. "the next place i was hopping to check was moon, before you crawed out from the house directly to mine,!! So it was you all this while?, you almost rendered my prayer life useless, what were you waiting for?? What sign were you looking for?? Now be a gentle man get down on your knees and put the ring on my finger!!!" the man replied "APRIL FOOL" WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL HAPPEN TO THE MAN? #BOLD

The lady will ax him down.