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Six Types Of Students You Will Meet In Medical School. by Nobody: 12:04am On Apr 05, 2016
Here is a comprehensive list of the types of students you will have an encounter with in a typical Nigerian medical school:

1. Geniuses: This category of students display super human ability. They read guyton, ganong, Robbins' once and they do not forget. They are rare and their ability to retain much information is amazing. They top the class in every In course assessments and MBBS exam. They are not chronic readers but their study schedule for a short time is bulky.

2. Bookworms: These type of guys read from dawn to dusk. They read consistently. You will find them in Library reading, their study desk at home is not void of their presence. They carry their big textbooks while walking and frivolity is an enemy to them. They are more concerned with stuffs.

3. The religious: They are executives in their respective fellowships. They do not miss religious meetings and never cease to invite friends. Their Muslim counterparts count it odd to miss prayer in the mosque.

4. Lecturers' kids: Please get close to them
! they have information that is useful to your career. They hardly fail (they don't have leaked question paper). They know how to navigate through the stormy sea of medical school 'wahala'. They know the correct text to read, have right link and they obtain favour from the colleagues of their parents.

5. The revellers: They have info on the next party and social functions. Some of them drop partying when in course draws nigh. They are frivolous, flirtatious and brilliant.

6. The selfish: They hoard past questions and useful information to themselves. Probably, they want to be the best student, that remains a mystery. Such category of student does not know that success is achieved through team work and healthy competition.

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Re: Six Types Of Students You Will Meet In Medical School. by Hi55: 5:28am On Apr 05, 2016
Good to know, meanwhile where do you belong?

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Re: Six Types Of Students You Will Meet In Medical School. by Nobody: 6:29am On Apr 05, 2016
Hi55:
Good to know, meanwhile where do you belong?
LOL
Re: Six Types Of Students You Will Meet In Medical School. by Nobody: 7:01am On Apr 05, 2016
Can't relate...
Re: Six Types Of Students You Will Meet In Medical School. by Nobody: 7:02am On Apr 05, 2016
can't relate... #engineboys grin

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Re: Six Types Of Students You Will Meet In Medical School. by Nobody: 8:10am On Apr 05, 2016
CaptainECole:
can't relate... #engineboys grin
issokay.... tell me abt engineers sir
Re: Six Types Of Students You Will Meet In Medical School. by Nobody: 8:26am On Apr 05, 2016
IssyGenius:

issokay.... tell me abt engineers sir
I'll create a thread for that cool
Re: Six Types Of Students You Will Meet In Medical School. by babyfaceafrica: 10:52am On Apr 05, 2016
They can be found in every department....nice one OP....

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Re: Six Types Of Students You Will Meet In Medical School. by Nobody: 11:48am On Apr 05, 2016
babyfaceafrica:
They can be found in every department....nice one OP....
WOW but number six people dey vex me o!

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Re: Six Types Of Students You Will Meet In Medical School. by babyfaceafrica: 12:02pm On Apr 05, 2016
IssyGenius:
WOW but number six people dey vex me o!
sowie

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Re: Six Types Of Students You Will Meet In Medical School. by itzwell(f): 3:48pm On Apr 05, 2016
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Re: Six Types Of Students You Will Meet In Medical School. by tosyne2much(m): 4:28pm On Apr 05, 2016
Nice write-up bro cool

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Re: Six Types Of Students You Will Meet In Medical School. by Nobody: 7:08pm On Apr 05, 2016
tosyne2much:
Nice write-up bro cool
thanks oga
Re: Six Types Of Students You Will Meet In Medical School. by prahcetomi(m): 10:32pm On Apr 05, 2016
tosyne2much:
Nice write-up bro cool
should he add 4 more?

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Re: Six Types Of Students You Will Meet In Medical School. by stanvesco(m): 1:18am On Apr 06, 2016
IssyGenius:
Here is a comprehensive list of the types of students you will have an encounter with in a typical Nigerian medical school:
1. Geniuses: This category of students display super human ability. They read guyton, ganong, Robbins' once and they do not forget. They are rare and their ability to retain much information is amazing. They top the class in every In course assessments and MBBS exam. They are not chronic readers but their study schedule for a short time is bulky.
2. Bookworms: These type of guys read from dawn to dusk. They read consistently. You will find them in Library reading, their study desk at home is not void of their presence. They carry their big textbooks while walking and frivolity is an enemy to them. They are more concerned with stuffs.
3. The religious: They are executives in their respective fellowships. They do not miss religious meetings and never cease to invite friends. Their Muslim counterparts count it odd to miss prayer in the mosque.
4. Lecturers' kids: Please get close to them! they have information that is useful to your career. They hardly fail (they don't have leaked question paper). They know how to navigate through the stormy sea of medical school 'wahala'. They know the correct text to read, have right link and they obtain favour from the colleagues of their parents.
5. The revellers: They have info on the next party and social functions. Some of them drop partying when in course draws nigh. They are frivolous, flirtatious and brilliant.
6. The selfish: They hoard past questions and useful information to themselves. Probably, they want to be the best student, that remains a mystery. Such category of student does not know that success is achieved through team work and healthy competition.
Cc: lalasticlala.

the business guys like me fa....
we sell every sellable to other students....while sitting slightly close to the top of the class....
we no send d grade o.....
bkos we know we can go straight to the top if we want to....

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Re: Six Types Of Students You Will Meet In Medical School. by gunners160(m): 10:46am On Apr 06, 2016
The list is too dry jor like dry mess.

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Re: Six Types Of Students You Will Meet In Medical School. by Nobody: 10:47am On Apr 06, 2016
Wow! I will go with the lecturers kids, book worms and the Geniuses. I hate the selfish ones, keeping all useful information to themselves as though we are competing for first position for Jesus's sake a higher institution is not a secondary school. And I won't go for d religious too, no amount of prayers and fasting can get you to the top *hardwork is the key* though it can be spiced up with prayers. But I strongly believe in the slogan*heaven helps those who help themselves * Hardwork does not kill it's laziness that kills* If the gospel in heaven preaches rest, the gospel on earth preaches hardwork. Have a wonderful day pals.

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Re: Six Types Of Students You Will Meet In Medical School. by Nobody: 10:47am On Apr 06, 2016
Medics role
Re: Six Types Of Students You Will Meet In Medical School. by ettaetta(m): 10:47am On Apr 06, 2016
Ok
Re: Six Types Of Students You Will Meet In Medical School. by xolocious(m): 10:48am On Apr 06, 2016
Hmmmm...
Re: Six Types Of Students You Will Meet In Medical School. by Nobody: 10:48am On Apr 06, 2016
seen
Re: Six Types Of Students You Will Meet In Medical School. by Donnetimmy(m): 10:48am On Apr 06, 2016
law school nko?

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Re: Six Types Of Students You Will Meet In Medical School. by kelvyn7: 10:49am On Apr 06, 2016
7. THE ONES THAT HAVE BEEN IN SCHOOL FOR ABOUT 12YRS especially when they did not get medicine as their first course but latter transfered or reapplied cheesy

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Re: Six Types Of Students You Will Meet In Medical School. by NwaNimo1(m): 10:49am On Apr 06, 2016
Add - Dunces who's parents are Doctors and want them to follow in the same footsteps whether they get brain or not!

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Re: Six Types Of Students You Will Meet In Medical School. by faruz: 10:50am On Apr 06, 2016
kkk....
Re: Six Types Of Students You Will Meet In Medical School. by Ramanto(m): 10:51am On Apr 06, 2016
SAME APPLIES TO JUST EVERY OTHER COURSE
NICE JOB, OP
Re: Six Types Of Students You Will Meet In Medical School. by Rushtec(m): 10:51am On Apr 06, 2016
I remember those days, my fwend in medicine @ ABU
Re: Six Types Of Students You Will Meet In Medical School. by SaviourRatty: 10:53am On Apr 06, 2016
Pls under which category does quack doctors fall into undecided

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Re: Six Types Of Students You Will Meet In Medical School. by habsydiamond(m): 10:53am On Apr 06, 2016
That no6 funny ooo. When book no be fuel wey scarce. why do you have to hoard it. Its really bad ooo.

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Re: Six Types Of Students You Will Meet In Medical School. by Generalkorex(m): 10:55am On Apr 06, 2016
Lol
Re: Six Types Of Students You Will Meet In Medical School. by Saheed9: 10:56am On Apr 06, 2016
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