xender:
this op wicked die ..
what's the essence wen the dog go still bit u.

Ii tire ooooo. As I hear d dog dey bark, men na d nearest fence oooo, na suicide be dat na especially if na German sheppard or buabo.

BlackOnassis:
omo, if sh1t hits the fan, i'm definitely biting back. we go see who go tire first.

This guy na vampire oo.

mcnuel001:

Ii tire ooooo. As I hear d dog dey bark, men na d nearest fence oooo, na suicide be dat na especially if na German sheppard or buabo.

Nice one!

Story, there is only one way; stay the phuck away from them.

If u believe op, then u are a dog trainer. Some situations are better not experienced.

How do you do this

OurSchoolNews:
FINALLY


Source= http://ourschool.com.ng/2016/03/survive-dog-attack-pictures/

If the dog hasn't pieces your arm by now.

razor123:
FTC dy sweet o!!!!! After years of search I have finally gotten here!!! I have won the war over my enemies ooo!!

Continue your fruitless celebration while some people are smiling to the bank.

If you dey do early morning jogging or cycling, you for don encounter 1 or 2 incidents.....if you see the bull dogs wey I dey see for my morning workout @ Festac, chooiii, I swear ur liver go cut if that dog charge @ you!

U can only use thiS info for Local dogs not the giant foreign dogs. Shey na dog wey don almost reach ur size u go put hand for the mouth. E fit finish the hand in two minutes nao.

Nice and precise but the best way to scare the shit outta the damn dog is to jeer back at it pounding your feet as you go..... It will turn its back before you get to it..... This works real well.

this one is long thing! look for the nearest borehole stand and climb.

otherwise, grab enough sand. scatter every every for the dog face.

if it grabs your arm between its jaws no dey shout. just grab its throat and pull it out of the body. if you get stamina, swing the dog round and round and fling high in the sky, maybe over the fence.

Bleep

My broda leave dat tin....the rule of the game na run 1st and explain later

Lawsuit on my mind

Tanks for t tips

Qualer:


i never understand the virginity of this your kpekus, is it that you are a virgin and your kpekus is not.. or... the kpekus is a virgin and you are not... which of the above mentioned below is the case here? answer in simple english!

Her real name is virginus ekpe.

Dog attack

Virginkpekus:
Oya oga teacher explain how ur tactics can save this young man

I love u

Pour sand for the dog face or run for your life

Dogs no be child's play, the best thing to do na to pick race.

Hahahahaha....You no go even remember anytin if u'r in such situation oo...

I just flashed back to my experience about one mnt ago, When I had the dog attack at my sister's place.

The dog was barking and moving towards my direction, I started moving backward steadily,moving One leg back at a time... Started shouting ... Ehhhhh!!!! Aunty !!!

I didn't know when I even threw away my phone on the floor the dog tk a look at what I dropped on the floor... And the dog was still very aggressive...

I didn't even know when I fell down on the floor with tears on my face...


Bt I thank God that my sister responded at that quick and immediate moment to prevent the dog frm biting me.

I remember the day I encountered a dog ,a massive one for that matter,I was fetching water from the well and the guy just mistakenly opened the dogs thinking everyone was inside ,immediately the dog charged at me ,just the sound of its feet running,made me look at jumping into the well as the best escape route ,I just look at the dog and the inside of the well .either the dog or the well

Lol...

Virginkpekus:
Oya oga teacher explain how ur tactics can save this young man

Some dogs will not bite the fore arm u presented for him if he is fully charged,he will rather choose where to attack which is usually ur ankle,tendons,or ur balls.

xender:
this op wicked die ..
what's the essence wen the dog go still bit u.

he wrote "If biting is unavoidable". l

This one is nt fr niga dogs o

Just mention "JESUS" , that dog be it Pibull, Rotweiller, Alsertian, Nkita, even Lion etc they will all bow, wag their tail, and turn back. Try it

Dog is quite different from dog. Lemme hint you guys a short story

A man stays in a neighborhood and he has been trying to steal a particular dog. On the faithful abi na unfaithful night, he got close the cage where he was kept. He big net cage, he went with a tranquilizer with 2 rounds. He shot at the dog at first sight, opened the net and while he was about stealing the dog, a security guy came around started flashing is flash light looking around for any wrong thing. He noticed the dog's cage opened and he went there to close it only for the guy to shoot the security guy with the second/last round which fell him close to the cage's door and closed the cage while the guy was still there.


Guess what happened NEXT







GRAPHIC WORDS!!!!!




















The dog woke up from its slumber and ate him for dinner. He ate everything in him. What a bad night for the thief

All this one na story. Pour sand sand at the dog, he will run away.

Lmao!!! All this one na story o.

People like me that are cynophobic plus have been chased by a dog, and still lives (with all limbs intact) to tell the tale would advise you to run as fast as your legs can carry you. Your best bet will be to climb on a gate for elevation if you see any gate that is "climbable" around you and hang on there...

Nothing like grab any stick and chook the dog mouth o, where you wan see the stick? Abi the dog will be watching you pick the stick up? A word is enough for the wise

ollah1:
Dog is quite different from dog. Lemme hint you guys a short story

A man stays in a neighborhood and he has been trying to steal a particular dog. On the faithful abi na unfaithful night, he got close the cage where he was kept. He big net cage, he went with a tranquilizer with 2 rounds. He shot at the dog at first sight, opened the net and while he was about stealing the dog, a security guy came around started flashing is flash light looking around for any wrong thing. He noticed the dog's cage opened and he went there to close it only for the guy to shoot the security guy with the second/last round which fell him close to the cage's door and closed the cage while the guy was still there.


Guess what happened NEXT

GRAPHIC WORDS!!!!!

The dog woke up from the slumber and ate him for dinner. He ate everything in him. What a bad night for the thief

lol if your story is true, then I have to ask, why didn't the thief strangle the dog to death while the first tranquilizer was still potent?