Op is funny...

Police or animal control Lol...Evn wen u get emergency our police Dey run enter bush,e cum b say Na dog matter u go Jst old.


As in u mean to call police n start telling him abt dog?...Evn wen thieves enter Bank for hours..police go take cover for bush after d wahala don finish...dem go show arrest anytin Dey see..

In my area if two Ppl fight,Evn after d fight d whole houses near d incident go Jst go vacation.. Cuz police will b coming to raise funds...

Ioannes:



hahaha... I don laff die. what's with ladies and dogs anyway. that last dog actually liked you and wanted you to be it's owner. you should just have walked over to him and patted his head and thank him for choosing you.

I should buy you a dog so you can overcome your dog phobia then maybe you can gather liver come greet me. lol.

a dog is a man's best friend. for real.

Lolz. Not all ladies o. I just have that crazy fear of dogs.

Really? Pat what? I was busy trying not to run so it won't chase me. The dog was so weird, it actually followed me home, and stood outside my house for a while. It looked good though so I'm sure it has an owner.

Thanks for the offer. I'm enjoying the phobia .
That was how I gathered liver to go and greet my friend and ended up doing marathon race. Liver has finished

Ok. I hear.

HaneefahRN:


Lolz. Not all ladies o. I just have that crazy fear of dogs.

Really? Pat what? I was busy trying not to run so it won't chase me. The dog was so weird, it actually followed me home, and stood outside my house for a while. It looked good though so I'm sure it has an owner.

Thanks for the offer. I'm enjoying the phobia .
That was how I gathered liver to go and greet my friend and ended up doing marathon race. Liver has finished

hahaha... you funny.

Op just say " how to give or arm to a dog to bite"

All I know is pray it is not a pit bull or any other lock jaw dog cause if you offer him your hand in defense, the dog won't let go until it tears the flesh out of the bone...

It depends whether the dog na bingo

who else is with me? i think yoruba people are the most wicked people in dis planet. GoD!

Ioannes:

hahaha... you funny.

Thanks

After all d poses d dog go still bite u

[quote author=HaneefahRN post=44508834]

Lolz. Not all ladies o. I just have that crazy fear of dogs.

Really? Pat what? I was busy trying not to run so it won't chase me. The dog was so weird, it actually followed me home, and stood outside my house for a while. It looked good though so I'm sure it has an owner.

Thanks for the offer. I'm enjoying the phobia .
That was how I gathered liver to go and greet my friend and ended up doing marathon race. Liver has finished [/quote
You no happy say dog follow you go your house. The least you should have done was pat it's head or given it left over food.

HaneefahRN:


Lolz. Not all ladies o. I just have that crazy fear of dogs.

Really? Pat what? I was busy trying not to run so it won't chase me. The dog was so weird, it actually followed me home, and stood outside my house for a while. It looked good though so I'm sure it has an owner.

Thanks for the offer. I'm enjoying the phobia .
That was how I gathered liver to go and greet my friend and ended up doing marathon race. Liver has finished

You no happy say dog follow you go your house. The least you should have done was pat it's head or given it left over food.

I think your cartoon depict Nigerian local dogs, you can't try that nonsense with American Pitbull, by the time the dog is finished with you! you will know tribal marks is not a 4 lane highway!

mcnuel001:

Ii tire ooooo. As I hear d dog dey bark, men na d nearest fence oooo, na suicide be dat na especially if na German sheppard or buabo.

loll

dumo1:


You no happy say dog follow you go your house. The least you should have done was pat it's head or given it left over food.

Lolz. Tell that to someone who doesn't have a phobia for dogs. I can't touch a strand on it's head talk more pat it. I don't think I have issues with giving them food if need be though.

OP ur tactics na for only local dogs o

ollah1:
Dog is quite different from dog. Lemme hint you guys a short story

A man stays in a neighborhood and he has been trying to steal a particular dog. On the faithful abi na unfaithful night, he got close the cage where he was kept. He big net cage, he went with a tranquilizer with 2 rounds. He shot at the dog at first sight, opened the net and while he was about stealing the dog, a security guy came around started flashing is flash light looking around for any wrong thing. He noticed the dog's cage opened and he went there to close it only for the guy to shoot the security guy with the second/last round which fell him close to the cage's door and closed the cage while the guy was still there.


Guess what happened NEXT







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The dog woke up from its slumber and ate him for dinner. He ate everything in him. What a bad night for the thief

Bros this ur story get k leg oo. Who did the dog eat,the thief or the security man

ramdris:
OMG!! LWKM O! Girl i swear u bad gan ni

na guy he be.

onatisi:

Bros this ur story get k leg oo. Who did the dog eat,the thief or the security man

The thief. U would understand if u had read it well

Qualer:


i never understand the virginity of this your kpekus, is it that you are a virgin and your kpekus is not.. or... the kpekus is a virgin and you are not... which of the above mentioned below is the case here? answer in simple english!

na boy he be

Men, one dog for my street likes chasing everybody that passes in front of their gate. One day the dog bark at me and I no run, the dog then moved towards me and I no run. Before I could say Jack Robinson, the dog bite me for leg. The next thing I do na to hold the dog and I bit the dog ear, back and head. My brother come see where dog begin cry from my bite. I bite deep without releasing my teeth. As I remove teeth, come see as the dog take off into their compound. After that day, when the dog see me, na so she dey hide.

OurSchoolNews:
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Source= http://ourschool.com.ng/2016/03/survive-dog-attack-pictures/

This post no fit naija standard at all... Se na naija dog go dey look make you dey perform all these yeye experiment.

OurSchoolNews:
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Source= http://ourschool.com.ng/2016/03/survive-dog-attack-pictures/

Person go don know say na foreign write up be this

Especially when I saw "notify animal control" in this Nigeria?

abeg no go play prank with dog ooo. very dangerous!!

[quote author=cnwokike post=44491386][/quote] biting is inevitable

OurSchoolNews:
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Source= http://ourschool.com.ng/2016/03/survive-dog-attack-pictures/

And you think all these can work in Nigeria? The best prevention is to run for your dear life.

razor123:
FTC dy sweet o!!!!! After years of search I have finally gotten here!!! I have won the war over my enemies ooo!!

you tried

Omo by the time all dis go happen you no go remember any of dis story jo

I hav out Ran a Dog b4 passing my house with knowing it.do not try it if u are not Usain Bolt.d best defence is to use yur leg like jetli.

Na so e easy

my advice... tear like a mad lion!!.

omojesu202:


na so una take dey kill una self, simple safety instructions... after you go say u go school.

Do you know what is called "Instinct"?