IAmOged:
1.Wildflame
why are u wildflame? And why u resemble girl like dis?
2.Cutehector
why are u cutehector? and u arent that cute now cos have seen ya pic b4?
3.Airsultan
why are u airsultan?
are u from the caliphate?heard u are royal, is dat true?
4.Stupedinluv
why are u stupedinluv? u go sabi love be dat oo,true?
5.Irunooboo
eeeeah why are u irunooboo? heard u are male operating behind dat monicker,true?
6.Obontami
but why? u are a man nau, why are u obontami?
is it true u are so familiar with all ashewo joints in lagos?
7.Refiner
why are u refiner? do u refine crude oil? which of the refinery? why is everyone complaining of fuel scarcity when there you are here?
8.Smellymouth
why are you smellymouth? is it true u and hateu2 are married? who wed una two together?hateu2 hw was ur first kiss with smellymouth?


9. which of all the monickers on nairaland are you curious about?

MrObontami:

firstking01:
Una qet tym sha

IAmOged:

UR monick clear to understand. why are u firstking01? because u're a christian guy, spirit koko for that matter!

firstking01:
how you take know ??, @ IAmoged??

IAmOged:
Even a foetus could easily graps da meaning of ur monic.

IAmOged:
What happened sir? u've been banned, seriouly?

MrObontami:


Yes Ooooo

HateU2:
Ok.


D 1st day we planned to kiss(14 feb). He used jik nd hypo to wash his mouth. He did that for me bcox he loved me.

Smellymo.uth no sabi kiss at all. As a gud kisser, I taught him and lyk a gud boy, he learned so fast.

But his 'tin' is tooooooooo

Smellymouth:



U wen dey disturb the whole neighborhood with ur screams

BossDanniee:
Hmmmm..who them be sef!