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Some Funny Nollywood Proverbs.. by scofieldsimba(m): 10:45am On Apr 14, 2016
ACTOR, PETE EDOCHIE.

1. The little opportunity given to a monkey to wear cloths, does not guarantee it to join the dinning table.
2. Girls are like mangoes, while you are waiting for them to be ripe, others are eating them with salt.
3. Whoever presents his own head to break coconut would not be able to partake in the eating of it.
4. A man who hangs around a beautiful girl without saying a word ends up fetching water for guests at her wedding.
5. A man who counts his money after withdrawing from the ATM has trust issues.
6. If something that was going to chop off your head only knocked off your cap, you should be grateful.
7. When a girl has beauty without Brains, the Private parts suffer the most.
8. Having a Female as a Best friend is like having Chicken for a pet, You will eat it some day.
9. The wolf on the hill is not as hungry as the wolf climbing the hill.
10. Never let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent & kick them out.
11. Life goes on, Even if you don't want it to.
12. Drinking garri doesn't mean you're poor but allowing it to swell before drinking is poverty.
13. The buttocks are like a married couple though there is constant friction between them, they will still love and live together.

Which number is your favorite?
Re: Some Funny Nollywood Proverbs.. by gossipatrol(f): 11:03am On Apr 14, 2016
3 and 4.




"He who goes to bed with itchy anus must wake up with smelly fingers" - Chiwetalu Agu

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Re: Some Funny Nollywood Proverbs.. by Nobody: 11:04am On Apr 14, 2016
"A man must hold his manhood for piss to have direction" grin

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Re: Some Funny Nollywood Proverbs.. by scofieldsimba(m): 11:30am On Apr 14, 2016
Lalasticlala, seun, which is your favourite?..
Re: Some Funny Nollywood Proverbs.. by kikies(m): 11:32am On Apr 14, 2016
1and 12
Re: Some Funny Nollywood Proverbs.. by Nobody: 2:32pm On Apr 14, 2016
11
Re: Some Funny Nollywood Proverbs.. by timolblaze: 6:15pm On Apr 18, 2016
scofieldsimba:
ACTOR, PETE EDOCHIE.

1. The little opportunity given to a monkey to wear cloths, does not guarantee it to join the dinning table.
2. Girls are like mangoes, while you are waiting for them to be ripe, others are eating them with salt.
3. Whoever presents his own head to break coconut would not be able to partake in the eating of it.
4. A man who hangs around a beautiful girl without saying a word ends up fetching water for guests at her wedding.
5. A man who counts his money after withdrawing from the ATM has trust issues.
6. If something that was going to chop off your head only knocked off your cap, you should be grateful.
7. When a girl has beauty without Brains, the Private parts suffer the most.
8. Having a Female as a Best friend is like having Chicken for a pet, You will eat it some day.
9. The wolf on the hill is not as hungry as the wolf climbing the hill.
10. Never let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent & kick them out.
11. Life goes on, Even if you don't want it to.
12. Drinking garri doesn't mean you're poor but allowing it to swell before drinking is poverty.
13. The buttocks are like a married couple though there is constant friction between them, they will still love and live together.

Which number is your favorite?
Re: Some Funny Nollywood Proverbs.. by Modenzy: 6:37pm On Apr 18, 2016
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Re: Some Funny Nollywood Proverbs.. by YOLO1(m): 1:54am On Apr 19, 2016
Plz would like to read Sam Loco's own
Re: Some Funny Nollywood Proverbs.. by 0nyegame(m): 5:33pm On Apr 19, 2016
7 and 12
Re: Some Funny Nollywood Proverbs.. by vincent10(m): 8:02pm On Apr 19, 2016
what an elderly man sees while sitting cannot be seen by the young when standing.
Re: Some Funny Nollywood Proverbs.. by danielukwuru(m): 3:57pm On Apr 20, 2016
gossipatrol:
3 and 4.




"He who goes to bed with itchy anus must wake up with smelly fingers" - Chiwetalu Agu
. I like ds one, can't stop laughing.
Re: Some Funny Nollywood Proverbs.. by Nobody: 4:12pm On Apr 20, 2016
I love number 7 grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Some Funny Nollywood Proverbs.. by Nobody: 10:18pm On Apr 20, 2016
toto water no plenty, but e reach prick take baff—Charles Awurum grin grin

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