Ladies are so unique and have got more layers than an Onion.It would take forever to unravel ladies.
It would be difficult to find that lady who doesn't tell half-truths.From lying about the price of their dress, to pretending to be okay, ladies have their own fair share of "Innocent" lies.

Take a seat has you read through..

1. I'm Not The Jealous Type

Some ladies will say they're not the jealous type, buh wait till she catches you checking out another lady and see how "Red and Pink" her face will be.

2. He's Nobody/ Just A Friend

That nobody might just be an Ex-boyfriend who she doesn't want to talk about or he might be one of those friends with benefits.

3. I Promise Not To Get Mad

If she wants to find out something from you, she might just lie that she won't get mad so you tell her.When you do, all Hell breaks loose, the promise is forgotten and she unleashes her Fury.

4. Size Doesn't Matter

Some ladies go on and on about how size doesn't matter buh when they hook up with their Female pals they keep complaining about how they hate small size..."Oh my Gosh"...He has a small Dick Or He's too Short just like a HB Pencil.

5. I Didn't Get Your Message, My Phone Is Acting Up

It's either she's no longer interested in the relationship or she wants a new phone.

6. Give Me Your Number, I Will Call You

When you ask a lady for her number and she asks for yours instead, just forget it.Sometimes they might ask for your card and when you leave they trash it.Most ladies would never call you, they're only trying to be nice to you by asking for your number.

7. I'm On My Period

When she's not in the mood, this is one of the lies that come in handy, after all he won't be so silly as to want to confirm whether you're telling the truth or not, so he takes you for your word.

8. It's Not About The Money

A lot of ladies would tell you "I'm not interested in your money".It's not about the money, and I'd rather marry for love and all that.Just wait till you're broke and there's no money, then you would know that it was about the money.

9.I Don't Want To Tie You Down

This is a big lie because next thing you know, she begins to monitor your movements as if she plants bug tracker in you and activities through phone calls and unnoticed visitations.

10. I'll Be Ready In A Minute

This is the most common lie ladies use.When a lady tells you she'll be ready in a minute, just take a seat and relax because it's going to go from a minute to an hour.I'm sure sir Lalasticlala might be a victim of this..
Just kidding sir.

Drop my pen at this juncture.

Feel free to add yours.

I'm sure many ladies will say it's not true buh c'mon let's wait and see.

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DanceVille

Cc:lalasticla, mynd44

Lady's, doing what they know how to do best... which is...

Good.......... not bad.

The funniest is they don't know they were lying

11. He's My Uncle / He's My Cousin..






And i'll be like

I see girls who say give me your number, I will call you and "I didn't see your miscall, or text" as chronic liars!

Dat no.10 tho, if ur're goin on a date with a babe start preparing 2hrs afta she has started else u will just kill yasef

falconey:
Good.......... not bad.

The funniest is they don't know they were lying

While actually they're lying unconsciously

omophunky:
Lady's, doing what they know how to do best... which is...

What bro?

Not all ladies. You dont have to generalize

Hehehe am guilty of no 5 and 10

Vinshu:
Not all ladies. You dont have to generalize

Yea! Buh, can you tell me you're not guilty of any..

i am a secondary virgin.


me and my bestie always bath togeda, cos we want to save water.

YOU ARE THE BEST I HAVE EVER HAD.

Ladies can lie sha

DanceVille xposes it all..
My galfrnd is guilty of 1, 5, 8 and 10.
Nice write up sir.

DanceVille:
Ladies are so unique and have got more layers than an Onion.It would take forever to unravel ladies.
It would be difficult to find that lady who doesn't tell half-truths.From lying about the price of their dress, to pretending to be okay, ladies have their own fair share of "Innocent" lies.

Take a seat has you read through..

1. I'm Not The Jealous Type

Some ladies will say they're not the jealous type, buh wait till she catches you checking out another lady and see how "Red and Pink" her face will be.

2. He's Nobody/ Just A Friend

That nobody might just be an Ex-boyfriend who she doesn't want to talk about or he might be one of those friends with benefits.

3. I Promise Not To Get Mad

If she wants to find out something from you, she might just lie that she won't get mad so you tell her.When you do, all Hell breaks loose, the promise is forgotten and she unleashes her Fury.

4. Size Doesn't Matter

Some ladies go on and on about how size doesn't matter buh when they hook up with their Female pals they keep complaining about how they hate small size..."Oh my Gosh"...He has a small Dick Or He's too Short just like a HB Pencil.

5. I Didn't Get Your Message, My Phone Is Acting Up

It's either she's no longer interested in the relationship or she wants a new phone.

6. Give Me Your Number, I Will Call You

When you ask a lady for her number and she asks for yours instead, just forget it.Sometimes they might ask for your card and when you leave they trash it.Most ladies would never call you, they're only trying to be nice to you by asking for your number.

7. I'm On My Period

When she's not in the mood, this is one of the lies that come in handy, after all he won't be so silly as to want to confirm whether you're telling the truth or not, so he takes you for your word.

8. It's Not About The Money

A lot of ladies would tell you "I'm not interested in your money".It's not about the money, and I'd rather marry for love and all that.Just wait till you're broke and there's no money, then you would know that it was about the money.

9.I Don't Want To Tie You Down

This is a big lie because next thing you know, she begins to monitor your movements as if she plants bug tracker in you and activities through phone calls and unnoticed visitations.

10. I'll Be Ready In A Minute

This is the most common lie ladies use.When a lady tells you she'll be ready in a minute, just take a seat and relax because it's going to go from a minute to an hour.I'm sure sir Lalasticlala might be a victim of this..
Just kidding sir.

Drop my pen at this juncture.

Feel free to add yours.

I'm sure many ladies will say it's not true buh c'mon let's wait and see.

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DanceVille

Most ladies ar guilty of numba 10, even if they deny d rest.

DanceVille:
What bro?

lie

cutieberie1:
Hehehe am guilty of no 5 and 10

I see you..
Thanks for admitting that.

judey1992:
i am a secondary virgin.


me and my bestie always bath togeda, cos we want to save water.

Totally hilarious.

Im a virgin, while she is giving some dude some!

Girls can lie but Op you didn't include this one

DanceVille:
Yea! Buh, can you tell me you're not guilty of any..

Lol not "any" but "many" ( 1, 3, 5, 7, 10 )

I've never kissed any man in my life....
Doh

Who's fooling who

Cc:lalasticlala and mynd44.
Please can you help me to do the needful.. Or what did you think?

1) Esp give that your number, i will call you,,,

that was how one girl collected me number and said she would call me when she gets home... I now think she is homeless because till now, she has not called me.

that was how i asked one too, to give me her bbm pin. She refused but i persisted.. That was how she gave me her jamb reg number..

2) am not bleaching, its my natural colour coming out..

You will see their childhood pics and their colour is all black and shining in deep contrast to their fair skin now..
.
They will go like my true colour is just coming out ,its the enjoyment or fresh air, some will even say they are merely using coconut oil..


3) Never mind.... No need again..

When a lady tells u never mind or no need again.please that is when u should mind ooo... Pls mind ooo.

hatux:
I've never kissed any man in my life....
Doh

Who's fooling who

Lol! Ladies think we guys are dumb.

ClassCaptain:
1) Esp give that your number, i will call you,,,

that was how one girl collected me number and said she would call me when she gets home... I now think she is homeless because till now, she has not called me.

that was how i asked one too, to give me her bbm pin. She refused but i persisted.. That was how she gave me her jamb reg number..

2) am not bleaching, its my natural colour coming out..

You will see their childhood pics and their colour is all black and shining in deep contrast to their fair skin now..
.
They will go like my true colour is just coming out ,its the enjoyment or fresh air, some will even say they are merely using coconut oil..


3) Never mind.... No need again..

When a lady tells u never mind or no need again.please that is when u should mind ooo... Pls mind ooo.

lol

only you guys know where you're meeting dese kind of ladies o

ClassCaptain:
1) Esp give that your number, i will call you,,,

that was how one girl collected me number and said she would call me when she gets home... I now think she is homeless because till now, she has not called me.

that was how i asked one too, to give me her bbm pin. She refused but i persisted.. That was how she gave me her jamb reg number..

2) am not bleaching, its my natural colour coming out..

You will see their childhood pics and their colour is all black and shining in deep contrast to their fair skin now..
.
They will go like my true colour is just coming out ,its the enjoyment or fresh air, some will even say they are merely using coconut oil..


3) Never mind.... No need again..

When a lady tells u never mind or no need again.please that is when u should mind ooo... Pls mind ooo.

That's Great dude..

Cheer!

Am guilty of only number 3 and 6

ClassCaptain:
1) Esp give that your number, i will call you,,,

that was how one girl collected me number and said she would call me when she gets home... I now think she is homeless because till now, she has not called me.

that was how i asked one too, to give me her bbm pin. She refused but i persisted.. That was how she gave me her jamb reg number..

2) am not bleaching, its my natural colour coming out..

You will see their childhood pics and their colour is all black and shining in deep contrast to their fair skin now..
.
They will go like my true colour is just coming out ,its the enjoyment or fresh air, some will even say they are merely using coconut oil..


3) Never mind.... No need again..

When a lady tells u never mind or no need again.please that is when u should mind ooo... Pls mind ooo.

i dont agree with d premises of that number2...i was fair when i was younger,pple call me oyinbo and now m dark.....



Atimes,pple tend to change as dey grow old

misshoree:
Am guilty of only number 3 and 6

Wow! Really...

Vinshu:


Lol not "any" but "many" ( 1, 3, 5, 7, 10 )

So you're guilty of it and you told me I shouldn't generalise...