Slimfitdiva:

Awwwww. Dnt let nysc get d upper hand jare...we shud just try hard 2 keep calm although sum peeps ain't making DT easy....imagine greeting sum1 dis morn wen I stepped outsyd nd d 1st tin he asked is *u mean u are still home? Isn't today Sat DT d camp opens?*
I just gav him one bad look which I felt bad 4 afterwards bcuz he was an elder. So I concured and told him its nxt coming Sat d 21st........am tired of all d endless questions pple are throwing at me.......aswearrrrrr

That shouldn't bother you my guy.
I graduated 2014 and I'm yet to go for service.
Nobody.... I repeat Nobody can ask me about service coz honestly I'm doing well.

If not for my dad my guy....I for still no register.

The truth is you ain't going for anyone. That elder of a person will not give you 1kobo to take along #fact.
Bro you owe no one an explanation exept those that paid your tuition fees.

Just Make Money and Make Money. #DontStop.

kle4d:

That shouldn't bother you my guy.
I graduated 2014 and I'm yet to go for service.
Nobody.... I repeat Nobody can ask me about service coz honestly I'm doing well.

If not for my dad my guy....I for still no register.

The truth is you ain't going for anyone. That elder of a person will not give you 1kobo to take along #fact.
Bro you owe no one an explanation exept those that paid your tuition fees.

Just Make Money and Make Money. #DontStop.

Well dear, we in the same shoe...same with me......that's why they find it hard that am still at home...
You right about that....
In BTW....I ain't bro ooooo. I b babe.lol

Slimfitdiva:

Good 4 u dear.....as 4 me, if I no wan face more questions, nah 2 ja komot ous sure pass oooo

am nt d type dt sit back at him bt dis 1 I no get choice onto say I stay alone. na double wahala my own con b sef...nepa don de stroll for Street de ask for nepa bill and nysc no fit mk me run comot. ayaf tired

Ifabernard:

same here. I tink say na bcoz I never recharge my fon for abt 1 Month+. I gat 2500 and still can't mk any call.

you Will only be able to use it after you've reregistered ur sim

Fraiser:
alryt dear.. Tanks

The mtn compensation is usable when you update your sim registration. So kindly go and update ur data.

Slimfitdiva:

Lolzzzzzzzz..... That's so so very unfair..... None of dos alternative suits me.....I no learn agric 4 skul neida do I want house arrest ppa....tanx I wll just stick wit all da free tinz u included without dier initials.....

No problem my dear.
Please be informed that u are to make payment of #3000 for d online printing of ur CUL as there is no such thing as collection of CUL in ur school.
Printing of CUL commences on monday 16TH MAY.
This date is certain as I am not NYSC who causes their PCMs heart breaks, suspense, sleepless nights, HBP and most importantly d fear of clocking 30 before them go camp

Fraiser:
d money is not usable o, I don call bur na my my money den comot, wen my credit finish den just speak dia yeye grammer nd hang d call... Hw far u see your own use?

you have to update ur mtn sim registration before u can use d compensation bonus.

genius43:


Life of Zeros and Ones ba, God pass dose people

bros...nah johncuba for chem engine dey yarn...which dept u dey and ur name too..

Ephyartz:
I'm going to nysc portal now, wanna check my dashboard. I figured out if I spent as much time as I spent on nairaland there my CUL will show. I'm gonna change my password, log off, log in, change password again, check green card, payment receipt, change password again. Then d link go show

still wont show

Ifabernard:

am nt d type dt sit back at him bt dis 1 I no get choice onto say I stay alone. na double wahala my own con b sef...nepa don de stroll for Street de ask for nepa bill and nysc no fit mk me run comot. ayaf tired

Ifabernard:

am nt d type dt sit back at him bt dis 1 I no get choice onto say I stay alone. na double wahala my own con b sef...nepa don de stroll for Street de ask for nepa bill and nysc no fit mk me run comot. ayaf tired

And I repeat.....good 4 thee

Samojo4real:

you Will only be able to use it after you've reregistered ur sim

de sud beta carry dia bonus. I can't fit queue again cos of stupid mtn pple. I de enjoi my Glo at d moment pending wen ntel go reach ma street

Slimfitdiva:
And I repeat.....good 4 thee

lol

Kezifils:

still wont showshow

are u a seer? The thing no show ooo

Hmmmmmmm.... Am still very optimistic that am gonna see n print my CUL today.... I don take my bath waiting to go n print after checking it first from my phone. Nothing can stop my testimony... I swear to God.

Johncuba:
bros...nah johncuba for chem engine dey yarn...which dept u dey and ur name too..

cc genius43

ah ah nigga! U sef na stream 2? I think say dem don dump u for nassarawa

Ephyartz:
No problem my dear.
Please be informed that u are to make payment of #3000 for d online printing of ur CUL as there is no such thing as collection of CUL in ur school.
Printing of CUL commences on monday 16TH MAY.
This date is certain as I am not NYSC who causes their PCMs heart breaks, suspense, sleepless nights, HBP and most importantly d fear of clocking 30 before them go camp

Heh

Ephyartz:
are u a seer? The thing no show ooo

Trust me man, we all eager to see the CUL. And 1s its available, you'll knw cos peeps will holla at the top of their voice to tell us wia dey were posted to.

Ephyartz:
No problem my dear.
Please be informed that u are to make payment of #3000 for d online printing of ur CUL as there is no such thing as collection of CUL in ur school.
Printing of CUL commences on monday 16TH MAY.
This date is certain as I am not NYSC who causes their PCMs heart breaks, suspense, sleepless nights, HBP and most importantly d fear of clocking 30 before them go camp

Okies....that's very simple......when do I send u my acct num?

barongmj:
Chai I can kiss u now......I actually follow dt. Page nd d info is always credible. The admin don't put up post that he/she isn't sure of so ther might be light @ d end of d tunnel.
IG sugar wassap.

If I get you right, u mean d info in dat page has always been confirm?

Ephyartz:
No problem my dear.
Please be informed that u are to make payment of #3000 for d online printing of ur CUL as there is no such thing as collection of CUL in ur school.
Printing of CUL commences on monday 16TH MAY.
This date is certain as I am not NYSC who causes their PCMs heart breaks, suspense, sleepless nights, HBP and most importantly d fear of clocking 30 before them go camp

Clocking 30 before camp means nothing bro...

guymanDspecies:


It's possible with the way NYSC is treating us stream 2. But if things were ideal no. keep ur fingers crossed and your eyes open. For me am officially tired. I slept throughout Thursday thinking Friday i'll print my letter, now it's Saturday still nothing, worst thing is communication is zero, definitely there's something fishy. God luck on your wanting to join stream 2

Thank you

Chai I'm finished
it's official no more Stream 2
we ate automatically batch B to start by first week of July.
the site will reopen next month for revalidation

henchamb:
Chai I'm finished
it's official no more Stream 2
we ate automatically batch B to start by first week of July.
the site will reopen next month for revalidation

Source

Ifabernard:

same here. I tink say na bcoz I never recharge my fon for abt 1 Month+. I gat 2500 and still can't mk any call.

MTN na yeye network jare, dia cluelessness sef pass nysc own...

Yes o

Fraiser:
If I get you right, u mean d info in dat page has always been confirm?

henchamb:
Chai I'm finished
it's official no more Stream 2
we ate automatically batch B to start by first week of July.
the site will reopen next month for revalidation

Oga I go ban u, if u spread any false rumors here o

Slimfitdiva:

Okies....that's very simple......when do I send u my acct num?

lol. U sure sey u wan come my camp sha?

Slimfitdiva:

Well dear, we in the same shoe...same with me......that's why they find it hard that am still at home...
You right about that....
In BTW....I ain't bro ooooo. I b babe.lol

Apologies Ma Lady.

tipwill:
We should have known. "because you are not in stream 1..." , not "because you are in stream 2..."
SUCKERS

the message get as he be trutru o, bur on d oda hand, dey didnt say because you are not in batch A...

henchamb:
Chai I'm finished it's official no more Stream 2 we ate automatically batch B to start by first week of July. the site will reopen next month for revalidation

Your source or I sue you. . .

clementy117:



Clocking 30 before camp means nothing bro...

Tell that to those who are 25 already and has bn @ home sice 2014. I wasn't talking about the age limit. Was just being sarcastic

tipwill:
We should have known. "because you are not in stream 1..." , not "because you are in stream 2..."
SUCKERS

the message get as he be trutru o, bur on d oda hand, dey didnt say because you are not in batch A... If one is in stream 1 definitely he/she will b in stream2 since d dashboard still read 2016 batch A because dia are just two streams in a batch.