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If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by anayoe(m): 1:17am On Aug 09, 2009
yes for real let's be true and play this game.

If you have 60 seconds to toast a girl what would you tell her,
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by emorse(m): 2:39am On Aug 09, 2009
I love you, talk your own.
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by sexyLeamon(f): 8:29am On Aug 09, 2009
listening
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by Chukzy001(m): 1:44am On Aug 10, 2009
I'll simply tell her: Baby, I dreamt that U slapped me and then U kissed me and I woke up wonderin.
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by v3: 8:23am On Aug 10, 2009
Baby, we kissed in my dreams ONLY to wake up seeing u beside me. . .then i'll bolt b4 she volte-fasse
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by sexyLeamon(f): 9:56am On Aug 10, 2009
bad line guys
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by v3: 10:05am On Aug 10, 2009
sexyLeamon:

bad line guys

Ok. . .here's another, "Hey there, i've ONLY got 60secs to spend an eternity with you"

hey there my sexybutt

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Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by Nobody: 10:12am On Aug 10, 2009
How about this one:

Let's just cut to the chase, here's the key to my heart. . . and my hotel room wink

If the girl no slap you then you're in luuuuck  grin grin grin
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by romsky: 10:14am On Aug 10, 2009
hi i luv ur attire, mind introducing me to ur tailor  cool
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by v3: 10:18am On Aug 10, 2009
romade:

hi i luv ur attire, mind introducing me to ur tailor  cool
that was in the 60's romeo!!
Mivoh:

How about this one:

Let's just cut to the chase, here's the key to my heart. . . and my hotel room wink

If the girl no slap you then you're in luuuuck  grin grin grin

you're a girl. . darn it!!!. . .but i don't mind using those lines on u!! kiss tongue
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by sexyLeamon(f): 10:24am On Aug 10, 2009
@ v3 what about these: funny but cute

Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!

You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there by
the way what's ur name?

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

Hey, do you believe in love at first sight,or should i walk before you again

. is ur nickname summer ? cuz u r hot

Don't you know me from somewhere?

Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.

Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.

Is it hot in here or is it you?

As she's leaving, Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!

Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.

P.S only use them if you are stupid pick up lines do not work on most ladies I hate them

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Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by Ben13: 10:25am On Aug 10, 2009
Rabbish! they've moved another one here.
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by v3: 10:37am On Aug 10, 2009
sexyLeamon:

@ v3 what about these: funny but cute

Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!. . . errm, OLD!!

You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there by
the way what's ur name?. . .I SHUD shoot u for dis 1, no girl would wanna fall 4 DAT!!!

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet. . .Na lekpa she be??

Hey, do you believe in love at first sight,or should i walk before you again. . .FUNNY grin grin

. is ur nickname summer ? cuz u r hot . .*Undecided*

Don't you know me from somewhere? . . *hot slaps**this is touching cry, if only she has a crib*

Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no. . . *9ice*

Is it hot in here or is it you?

As she's leaving, Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me! *blank bullets*

Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams. *she'll say "sure as long as u dont jerk off too" *

P.S only use them if you are stupid pick up lines do not work on most ladies I hate them





As long i can use em on u. . .we're good
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by PeeJee(m): 12:37pm On Aug 10, 2009
Baby can I love you? grin grin grin
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by v3: 12:40pm On Aug 10, 2009
PeeJee:

Baby can I love you? grin grin grin
Joke of the century!!
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by StudioCFR(m): 12:49pm On Aug 10, 2009
i reserve my comment. Lol
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by Nobody: 12:59pm On Aug 10, 2009
v3nom4eva:

you're a girl. . darn it!!!. . .but i don't mind using those lines on u!! kiss tongue

Mivoh:

How about this one:

Let's just cut to the chase, here's the key to my heart. . . and my hotel room wink

If the girl no slap you then you're in luuuuck  grin grin grin


I am one of the girls that would SLAP you  angry grin
No, i will laugh first. . . then slap you  wink
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by debest1(m): 1:30pm On Aug 10, 2009
its kind of difficult to say, because its got to be spontaneous and depend on the circumstance in which you met her, so while all the above lines may be cool, it may not apply to the circumstance. The best line is the one you didnt have time to rehearse, just spontaneous
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by nich(m): 1:49pm On Aug 10, 2009
@ topic,
depends on the time & place.
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by lysaa(f): 2:17pm On Aug 10, 2009
empty heads, can't even think eh?
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by clemcykul(f): 2:56pm On Aug 10, 2009
hey beiby . . , .*smile briefly and put on a poker face*, i think u are the girl for me
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by Nobody: 3:36pm On Aug 10, 2009
Ok, How abt this one: ''pardon my forwardeness,
                                      i dont mean to stop you,
                                   its just that i cant  resist asking a beautiful girl like u for your friendship,  do you mind?
                                           my name is ola and u re?''

if she can tell u her name, then u have got her attention, and the rest as u know is history!

Actually, i am planning to use this line some day and i hope it wont fall me!
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by romsky: 3:42pm On Aug 10, 2009
of cuz deary u'll get her mama's name & pop's mobile number
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by pchima: 4:02pm On Aug 10, 2009
heaven must be misssing an angel cos you are right in front of me, kiss
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by nich(m): 5:19pm On Aug 10, 2009
check out the following lines 'copied' from yahoo messenger's audibles

1. hello . . . Cupid called. He says to tell you i need my heart back.

2. so, do you like fat guys with no money?

3. Arrr! your booty shivers me timbers


no be me talk o.
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by Jeovy(m): 5:35pm On Aug 10, 2009
aniola01:

Ok, How abt this one: ''pardon my forwardeness,
i dont mean to stop you,
its just that i cant resist asking a beautiful girl like u for your friendship, do you mind?
my name is ola and u re?''

if she can tell u her name, then u have got her attention, and the rest as u know is history!

Actually, i am planning to use this line some day and i hope it wont fall me!



60 Seconds Oga, stammerer like u
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by lysaa(f): 5:39pm On Aug 10, 2009
gbam!

the guy na heavy oyarner
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by Nobody: 5:41pm On Aug 10, 2009
Jeovy:

60 Seconds Oga, stammerer like u



I could just IMAGINE
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by Jeovy(m): 5:42pm On Aug 10, 2009
v3nom4eva:

Baby, we kissed in my dreams ONLY to wake up seeing u beside me. . .then i'll bolt b4 she volte-fasse

Thank God am a guy
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by lysaa(f): 5:46pm On Aug 10, 2009
. . the end pocket of the crap that follows lipsrsealed
Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by netotse(m): 5:55pm On Aug 10, 2009
walk up to her smile and say. . .

hey. . .i dont have a lot of time and you seem like a really cool person, it'd be cool if we could catch up later. . .can i have ur email(it she doesnt answer she prolly isnt worth it cool)

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Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by lysaa(f): 5:57pm On Aug 10, 2009
if she answers that means she's stupid

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