Saw this on facebook and felt i should share with you!

Start your day/week/may with a smile!!

A Nigerian died and went to Heaven. St Peter was giving him a tour of Heaven when he noticed that there were dozens of clocks on the wall. Each clock displayed a different time of day.
When he asked St Peter about the clocks, he replied, "We have a clock for each person on earth and each time they tell a lie the hands move. The clock ticks off one second each time a lie is told."
Special attention was given to two clocks. The clock belonging to Mother Theresa has never moved, indicating that she never told a lie. The clock for Abraham Lincoln has only moved twice. He only told two lies in his life.
The Nigerian asked "Where is Lai Muhammed's clock?
St Peter replied, "Jesus has it in his office....he's using it as a ceiling fan"
- Mike Asukwo

So make i laugh

marshalcarter:
So make i laugh

NO! CRY!!

lai moha