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Re: Wanna Know More About Life?? (SEX-MORAL) Get In!! U Gonna Lve Dis! by Tafari1(m): 2:20pm On May 02, 2016
ErnieSmallzz:
angry c ur teeth cheesy oya tnk me
For what? 😏 corrupting me? 😏
Re: Wanna Know More About Life?? (SEX-MORAL) Get In!! U Gonna Lve Dis! by hfinest1(m): 2:23pm On May 02, 2016
ErnieSmallzz:
cheesy Leggo
Have u noticed:

1) if u suck 1 of a woman's nipple, she herself offerz d oda 1.

*Incase you dnt knw, dat was the origin of :buy 1 get 1 free! grin

2)Everytin un a woman's upperbody starts wid a B", as in : BLOUSE,BRA,BIKINI,BOOBZ. And lower body wit a P", as in : PETTICOAT, PANTIES, PUSSY.......... No wonder MEN suffer frm "HIGH BP! wink :]

3)B4 se*, u help each-oda get naked, but after se* u dress only uslf.
MORAL: In life, no1 hlpz u 1nce u re screwed.


4) Success is lyk "PREGNANCY, vrybdy congratulates u. But nobdy knws hw many tymz u got "SCREWED or get involvd 2 achieve it. :]

5)Life is lyk a "DICK, smetymz it bcmz HARD 4 no reason.

6)A guy is supposed 2 mke hz wyf's PANTIES wet not her EYES. And a wife is supposed 2 mke ha guys DICK hard not his LIFE.

7) When a lady is PREGNANT, al ha frdz touchez her STOMAK & say CONGRAT, bt none of d frdz cmes & touch d man's DICK and xay WELL-DONE.

MORAL- Hard work is never appreciatd only result matter! smiley cheesy grin



m pretty sure u did "LYAO" (did'nt u?) and also learnt smfin!..

Now Thank me! wink
too many abbreviations, looks like what a secondary school student typed... or... :-x
Re: Wanna Know More About Life?? (SEX-MORAL) Get In!! U Gonna Lve Dis! by ErnieSmallzz(f): 2:35pm On May 02, 2016
hfinest1:
too many abbreviations, looks like what a secondary school student typed... or... :-x
angry
hfinest1:
too many abbreviations, looks like what a secondary school student typed... or... :-x
at least u read it! Didnt u? Mtchewwwww! Always hating... No1 z abve mistake Xo kip ur advice 2 ya slf, u myt nid it smeday... If i dnt put d abbrevation stuff who wil?
Re: Wanna Know More About Life?? (SEX-MORAL) Get In!! U Gonna Lve Dis! by ErnieSmallzz(f): 2:42pm On May 02, 2016
hfinest1:
too many abbreviations, looks like what a secondary school student typed... or... :-x
angry
hfinest1:
too many abbreviations, looks like what a secondary school student typed... or... :-x
at least u read it! Didnt u? Mtchewwwww! Always hating... No1 z abve mistake Xo kip ur advice 2 ya slf, u myt nid it smeday... If i dnt put d abbrevation stuff who wil? angry some pple wilnt jst mynd deir bisnez
Re: Wanna Know More About Life?? (SEX-MORAL) Get In!! U Gonna Lve Dis! by ErnieSmallzz(f): 2:44pm On May 02, 2016
Tafari1:
For what? 😏 corrupting me? 😏
oya lie xay u neva corrupt b4
Re: Wanna Know More About Life?? (SEX-MORAL) Get In!! U Gonna Lve Dis! by hfinest1(m): 2:50pm On May 02, 2016
ErnieSmallzz:
angry at least u read it! Didnt u? Mtchewwwww! Always hating... No1 z abve mistake Xo kip ur advice 2 ya slf, u myt nid it smeday... If i dnt put d abbrevation stuff who wil? angry some pple wilnt jst mynd deir bisnez
baby take it easy na... I don't quarrel or fight with ladies... especially beautiful ones like you... just my observation... no be quarrel... I tender my apologies of i got u angered... no let your bp rise abeg o... i wan marry fine girl like you... maybe I'll marry u sef grin
Re: Wanna Know More About Life?? (SEX-MORAL) Get In!! U Gonna Lve Dis! by ErnieSmallzz(f): 3:02pm On May 02, 2016
hfinest1:
baby take it easy na... I don't quarrel or fight with ladies... especially beautiful ones like you... just my observation... no be quarrel... I tender my apologies of i got u angered... no let your bp rise abeg o... i wan marry fine girl like you... maybe I'll marry u sef grin
#smiles no p.. Bou da marriage stuff, smh it cnt work
Re: Wanna Know More About Life?? (SEX-MORAL) Get In!! U Gonna Lve Dis! by hfinest1(m): 3:07pm On May 02, 2016
ErnieSmallzz:
#smiles no p.. Bou da marriage stuff, smh it cnt work
says who? anything and everything can work, its all about d two parties involved... I'm Elisha, but just call me HQsmallz what's your name?
Re: Wanna Know More About Life?? (SEX-MORAL) Get In!! U Gonna Lve Dis! by ErnieSmallzz(f): 3:14pm On May 02, 2016
hfinest1:
says who? anything and everything can work, its all about d two parties involved... I'm Elisha, but just call me HQsmallz what's your name?
undecided cnt, email me... We wil b derailing dis thread.
Re: Wanna Know More About Life?? (SEX-MORAL) Get In!! U Gonna Lve Dis! by hfinest1(m): 3:22pm On May 02, 2016
ErnieSmallzz:
undecided cnt, email me... We wil b derailing dis thread.
okay... email sent... grin
Re: Wanna Know More About Life?? (SEX-MORAL) Get In!! U Gonna Lve Dis! by Arabiandude: 3:22pm On May 02, 2016
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Re: Wanna Know More About Life?? (SEX-MORAL) Get In!! U Gonna Lve Dis! by ErnieSmallzz(f): 1:14pm On May 03, 2016
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Re: Wanna Know More About Life?? (SEX-MORAL) Get In!! U Gonna Lve Dis! by ErnieSmallzz(f): 11:09am On May 05, 2016
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Re: Wanna Know More About Life?? (SEX-MORAL) Get In!! U Gonna Lve Dis! by Tedassie(m): 7:09am On Jun 09, 2016
Seems ur nites of wetdream(s) finally paid offtongue @ErnieSmallz
Re: Wanna Know More About Life?? (SEX-MORAL) Get In!! U Gonna Lve Dis! by Nobody: 3:55pm On Jun 27, 2016
ErnieSmallzz:
cheesy Leggo
Have u noticed:

1) if you suck 1 of a woman's nipple, she herself offer's the other one.

*Incase you dont know, that was the origin of :buy 1 get 1 free! grin

2)Everytin on a woman's upperbody starts wid a B", as in : BLOUSE,BRA,BIKINI,BOOBZ. And lower body wit a P", as in : PETTICOAT, PANTIES, PUSSY.......... No wonder MEN suffer from "HIGH BP! wink :-]

3)B4 se*, u help each-other get naked, but after se* u dress only yourself.
MORAL: In life, no1 helps u 1nce u re screwed.


4) Success is lyk "PREGNANCY, everybody congratulates u. But nobody knws hw many times u got "SCREWED or get involved 2 achieve it. :]

5)Life is lyk a "DICK, sometymz it becomes HARD 4 no reason.

6)A guy is supposed 2 make his wife's PANTIES wet not her EYES. And a wife is supposed 2 make her guys DICK hard not his LIFE.

7) When a lady is PREGNANT, al ha friends touches her STOMAch & say CONGRAT, bt none of d friends comes & touch d man's DICK and xay WELL-DONE.

MORAL- Hard work is never appreciatd only result matter! smiley cheesy grin



m pretty sure u did "LYAO" (did'nt u?) and also learnt smfin!..

Now Thank me! wink
[email] Idonbilivit [/email]

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Re: Wanna Know More About Life?? (SEX-MORAL) Get In!! U Gonna Lve Dis! by ErnieSmallzz(f): 4:50pm On Jun 27, 2016
cheesy tongue udon'tbilivit? Ehn na ur palava b dat tongue
Tobiee:
[email] Idonbilivit [/email]
Re: Wanna Know More About Life?? (SEX-MORAL) Get In!! U Gonna Lve Dis! by dannyben5: 5:28pm On Jun 27, 2016
op Abeg teach me more...

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Re: Wanna Know More About Life?? (SEX-MORAL) Get In!! U Gonna Lve Dis! by ErnieSmallzz(f): 5:31pm On Jun 27, 2016
cheesy tongue come back 2morow
dannyben5:
op Abeg teach me more...
Re: Wanna Know More About Life?? (SEX-MORAL) Get In!! U Gonna Lve Dis! by dannyben5: 5:37pm On Jun 27, 2016
ErnieSmallzz:
cheesy tongue come back 2morow
OK MA!

Re: Wanna Know More About Life?? (SEX-MORAL) Get In!! U Gonna Lve Dis! by Nobody: 10:53pm On Jun 27, 2016
ErnieSmallzz:
cheesy tongue udon'tbilivit? Ehn na ur palava b dat tongue
[email] Yes, that's why we need to practicalize it so I can believe. tongue [/email]
Re: Wanna Know More About Life?? (SEX-MORAL) Get In!! U Gonna Lve Dis! by bitchcrafts: 6:49pm On Jul 31, 2016
ErnieSmallzz:
cheesy Leggo
Have u noticed:

1) if you suck 1 of a woman's nipple, she herself offer's the other one.

*Incase you dont know, that was the origin of :buy 1 get 1 free! grin

2)Everytin on a woman's upperbody starts wid a B", as in : BLOUSE,BRA,BIKINI,BOOBZ. And lower body wit a P", as in : PETTICOAT, PANTIES, PUSSY.......... No wonder MEN suffer from "HIGH BP! wink :-]

3)B4 se*, u help each-other get naked, but after se* u dress only yourself.
MORAL: In life, no1 helps u 1nce u re screwed.


4) Success is lyk "PREGNANCY, everybody congratulates u. But nobody knws hw many times u got "SCREWED or get involved 2 achieve it. :]

5)Life is lyk a "DICK, sometymz it becomes HARD 4 no reason.

6)A guy is supposed 2 make his wife's PANTIES wet not her EYES. And a wife is supposed 2 make her guys DICK hard not his LIFE.

7) When a lady is PREGNANT, al ha friends touches her STOMAch & say CONGRAT, bt none of d friends comes & touch d man's DICK and xay WELL-DONE.

MORAL- Hard work is never appreciatd only result matter! smiley cheesy grin



m pretty sure u did "LYAO" (did'nt u?) and also learnt smfin!..

Now Thank me! wink
Stale tho.. Watsapp group tinz, no be so?

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Re: Wanna Know More About Life?? (SEX-MORAL) Get In!! U Gonna Lve Dis! by ErnieSmallzz(f): 6:52pm On Jul 31, 2016
bitchcrafts:
Stale tho.. Watsapp group tinz, no be so?
cheesy lol, u again? tongue eno consign u!angry
Re: Wanna Know More About Life?? (SEX-MORAL) Get In!! U Gonna Lve Dis! by bitchcrafts: 6:58pm On Jul 31, 2016
ErnieSmallzz:
cheesy lol, u again? tongue eno consign u!angry
Ehn Na, Issokay then, byebye! twas fun chatting wt u tongue
Re: Wanna Know More About Life?? (SEX-MORAL) Get In!! U Gonna Lve Dis! by Olufemiolaolu(m): 12:26am On Sep 17, 2016
ErnieSmallzz:
cheesy [b]Leggo
Have u noticed:

1) if you suck 1 of a woman's nipple, she herself offer's the other one.

*Incase you dont know, that was the origin of :buy 1 get 1 free! grin

2)Everyting on a woman's upperbody starts with a B", as in : BLOUSE,BRA,BIKINI,BOOBZ. And lower body wit a P", as in : PETTICOAT, PANTIES, PUSS.Y.......... No wonder MEN suffer from "HIGH BP! wink embarassed

3)B4 se*, u help each-other get naked, but after se* u dress only yourself.
MORAL: In life, no1 helps u 1nce u re screwed. sad


4) Success is lyk "PREGNANCY, everybody congratulates u. But nobody knws hw many times u got "SCREWED or get involved 2 achieve it. embarassed

5)Life is lyk a "DICK, sometymz it becomes HARD 4 no reason.grin

6)A guy is supposed 2 make his wife's PANTIES wet not her EYES. And a wife is supposed 2 make her guys DICK hard not his LIFE. lipsrsealed

7) When a lady is PREGNANT, all her friends touches her STOMAch & say CONGRAT, but none of the friends comes & touch d man's DICK and xay WELL-DONE.

MORAL- Hard work is never appreciatd only result matter! smiley cheesy grin



am pretty sure u did "LYAO" (did'nt u?) and also learnt something!..

Now Thank me![/b]
wink
Hmmmm bad girl. grin

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Re: Wanna Know More About Life?? (SEX-MORAL) Get In!! U Gonna Lve Dis! by badassdude: 3:59am On Oct 12, 2016
smh, a virgin like me that don't know anything reading this? cry I wonder what I will do after reading this...
Re: Wanna Know More About Life?? (SEX-MORAL) Get In!! U Gonna Lve Dis! by Nobody: 5:12pm On Jul 09, 2017
ErnieSmallzz:
cheesy [b]Leggo
Have u noticed:

1) if you suck 1 of a woman's nipple, she herself offer's the other one.

*Incase you dont know, that was the origin of :buy 1 get 1 free! grin

2)Everyting on a woman's upperbody starts with a B", as in : BLOUSE,BRA,BIKINI,BOOBZ. And lower body wit a P", as in : PETTICOAT, PANTIES, PUSS.Y.......... No wonder MEN suffer from "HIGH BP! wink embarassed

3)B4 se*, u help each-other get naked, but after se* u dress only yourself.
MORAL: In life, no1 helps u 1nce u re screwed. sad


4) Success is lyk "PREGNANCY, everybody congratulates u. But nobody knws hw many times u got "SCREWED or get involved 2 achieve it. embarassed

5)Life is lyk a "DICK, sometymz it becomes HARD 4 no reason.grin

6)A guy is supposed 2 make his wife's PANTIES wet not her EYES. And a wife is supposed 2 make her guys DICK hard not his LIFE. lipsrsealed

7) When a lady is PREGNANT, all her friends touches her STOMAch & say CONGRAT, but none of the friends comes & touch d man's DICK and xay WELL-DONE.

MORAL- Hard work is never appreciatd only result matter! smiley cheesy grin



am pretty sure u did "LYAO" (did'nt u?) and also learnt something!..

Now Thank me![/b]
wink


Fantastically hilarious....No wonder MEN suffer from "HIGH BP!

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Re: Wanna Know More About Life?? (SEX-MORAL) Get In!! U Gonna Lve Dis! by jjjjj2017: 11:14am On Jul 16, 2017
ErnieSmallzz:
cheesy [b]Leggo
Have u noticed:

1) if you suck 1 of a woman's nipple, she herself offer's the other one.

*Incase you dont know, that was the origin of :buy 1 get 1 free! grin

2)Everyting on a woman's upperbody starts with a B", as in : BLOUSE,BRA,BIKINI,BOOBZ. And lower body wit a P", as in : PETTICOAT, PANTIES, PUSS.Y.......... No wonder MEN suffer from "HIGH BP! wink embarassed

3)B4 se*, u help each-other get naked, but after se* u dress only yourself.
MORAL: In life, no1 helps u 1nce u re screwed. sad


4) Success is lyk "PREGNANCY, everybody congratulates u. But nobody knws hw many times u got "SCREWED or get involved 2 achieve it. embarassed

5)Life is lyk a "DICK, sometymz it becomes HARD 4 no reason.grin

6)A guy is supposed 2 make his wife's PANTIES wet not her EYES. And a wife is supposed 2 make her guys DICK hard not his LIFE. lipsrsealed

7) When a lady is PREGNANT, all her friends touches her STOMAch & say CONGRAT, but none of the friends comes & touch d man's DICK and xay WELL-DONE.

MORAL- Hard work is never appreciatd only result matter! smiley cheesy grin



am pretty sure u did "LYAO" (did'nt u?) and also learnt something!..

Now Thank me![/b]
wink
grin grin grin

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