donbenedict:
But bro u be dundi ooo.. why u go dey even negotiate wiit babe wey neva even hepp ur life before?



See if u gv dat babe pim... u go hear wee

freemile2ru:
***please ignore all the typos as I will just be typing straight from my head***
Early this year, I saw a lady at the bank. She was so attractive that I had to rush up my transaction and spend the rest of my time staring at her ;Dand wanting her to have a eye contact with me . She looked so excited probably because she just got a new ATM card. Even the bank attendant was flirting with her but I just paid attention to admiring her. Probably wen I was done I will take my leave. Then after changing her card default pin, I overheard her saying she wants to test it by withdrawing. Then she tried to withdraw it but I heard the guy saying she doesn't have any money in her account :-Xa. I was kinda surprise because all the packaging sef one will think she is a bank share holder. Anyway I just boned assuming probably that's just one of her account and it probably may not be really active (but she should have known that she doesn't have any money there) anyway I went to use to rest room and I discovered that she had gone when I came out. I just locked up and started going home. I barely drove 20 meters when I saw her again, she was about to jump a bike. Holly spirit entered me :Dand said this is your last chance. So I crossed the bike she was about to enter and just told her to come in like she knew who I was nor I know where she was heading to. She smiled back at me and said I shouldn't mind that she paid the guy already. I insisted then she finally came in saying I must refund her bike fee (In my mind I was like haba atleast u paid to reach home and I am still gonna take u home anyway). We spoke at length she seemed like a really nice gurl, she said she attends unilag blablabla etc. Exchanged contact and promised to see each other again. Now I called her continously for about two months (mostly in d evening or at night) and it was always thesame thing. Either no answer or call me back am busy . Her whatsapp last seen was about 8 months ago so at a point I gave up on her and moved on with my life. Suddenly about 5 days ago I saw an update on my imo that she has joined and I decided to give it a shot again. Her response was always short and precise and kinda boring. So I decided to sing love into her ears and all of a sudden she said she wants to come around I was like wow I will be glad that when should we meet and she was like she wants to come now. Checked the time and it was around past 11pm . Was kinda scared say abi na ogbanje bdis but even if ogbanje be like her I no mind str...afing her cos she is almost irresistible . So I played along and was like it's really late but if she wanna come, she can. She said she was around my area in a taxi and I happy. As a sharp guy, started arranging my room again. Went to re-on my gen and took 200mg trams say wafe kulaleyi. All of a sudden another notification entered and she was like "please dear can u learn me 10k" as a sharp guy on trams I was like no problem just come 1st, then she goes "I will come around so u can see my face then I will collect it and my cab man will take me back " 1st thing that came to my mind was "who you help, when u never owe me money uno pick my call, na now wey u con dey owe me money u go pick? " I was just like lol u must be kidding me. Tot u said u wanna come and sleep over. And she was like really? Serzly ? Like I was a perverted person. She con dey vex. Den I told her I had just 5k with me den in the morning when I wanna go drop her off I can give her the rest. Then she agreed to come. "at this point, I know say na olosho so I switched off my phone and went to bed. The next morning as I on my phone. Na her complain full my screen. And she was like don't switch off ur phone tonight. Later at night again she video called me and me was lik eh! Person wey no pick my phone call dey video call. Den she was like I should prepare for her tonight oh, called me baby and said I should withdraw the 10k down so she will collect it when I drop her in the morning. Den I told her straight say na 5k me get oh say if she still fit come. She vex cut the call again like say na big deal me just lock up off my phone and sleep off. Again woke up in the morning to her messages and she was like y i off my phone again that she was ready to collect the 5k. That she will come this night. Now my point is she look very young, beautiful and extremely hot. If she didn't show that side of her, and I went on to parole her like normal babe and started spending on her thinking I have found an angel? how would I have known that she was an aristo?

naughtynaughty:
One thing is sure.. My blessed self and hateu,2 are non-olosho

U can take dis info to bank and cash out millions wit it

naughtynaughty:
One thing is sure.. My blessed self and hateu2 are non-olosho

U can take dis info to bank and cash out millions wit it

Tafari1:
Omo leave story. You go tell us if you game before??

naughtynaughty:
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Tafari1:
Symptom of brain wave.

naughtynaughty:
bla bla black sheep have u any wool?

Tafari1:
You like what you saw?

naughtynaughty:
sawmill ni

Tafari1:
Omo leave story. You go tell us if you game before??

naughtynaughty:
sawmill ni

naughtynaughty:
One thing is sure.. My blessed self and hateu2 are non-olosho

U can take dis info to bank and cash out millions wit it

naughtynaughty:
One thing is sure.. My blessed self and hateu2 are non-olosho

U can take dis info to bank and cash out millions wit it

HateU2:
u mean soccer right Yes, we do play soccer

KingRex1:
Lol.. who ask this one? Who una epp

KingRex1:
Lol.. who ask this one? Who una epp

HateU2:
ore mi ti ko gbadun
I like ur reply jare

Tafari1:
Sorry, I forget you are gay

naughtynaughty:
yeah boo

HateU2:
u mean soccer right Yes, we do play soccer

naughtynaughty:
honey just take that info to UBA bank especially.. Ull c d magic dat will hapn

Thank me later

KingRex1:
The magic na debit alert ba.. Tank you