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How To Stop Masturbating, Masturbation Addiction, Jacking Off, Fapping by mekusboy4all(m): 12:44pm On May 09, 2016 |
I want to talk about an issue that is pretty serious
which could affect a man’s lifestyle: masturbation.
You see, I’ll start right away by breaking the ice and tell
you clearly and simply that we’ve all masturbated at least
once. Everyone does that and everyone will keep doing
that. And this is when the dangers of masturbation come.
When you’re 14, masturbating is a normal thing, even
when done several times. At 14, people discover their
sexuality, and we test our machine, we explore our
body. There’s nothing wrong about that. But if you’re
over 22 years old, and that you still masturbate when
you take a shower, while fantasizing about you next-
door neighbor, then, if you allow me, there’s something
wrong with you.
Masturbation can completely destroy your life, and I’m
talking seriously. If you jerk off frequently, you can
become addicted. And unfortunately, you may end up
needing your daily dose of jerking off.
I’ve had friends who masturbated so much they put
masturbation in their hobbies list. When the guy’s bored,
he takes a shower, a little oil and, bam, he’s in heaven
(in fact, he’s not in heaven, he’s in hell).
As time goes by, this man may repeat the same process,
not because he wants to or because of his sexual
appetite, but just as a natural reflex. When you wake
up, you brush your teeth (or at least I hope you do) and
you never feel like you need an effort to do that.
Brushing your teeth every morning is a natural gesture.
You get used to it.
The same thing happens with masturbation. If you
masturbate everyday, you will ADOPT this act as part
of your daily life, along with drinking water, eating toast
bread, going to work, to school, facebook, msn
messenger…
And you will, therefore, become a lazy person, dead
inside, and completely deserted. It’s tough, and I would
even go as far as saying, it’s miserable.
The art of seduction requires practice (read this article)
and when we’re lazy, there’s no damn thing we can do
about our lives (sorry about these words, but I’ve been
overridden by emotion).
In fact, it’s very simple…
When you practice masturbation obsessively, you KILL
all those sexual crutches that can motivate you to work
on projects that can sound important. Not to mention
seducing women…
How to avoid this disaster?
Stop doing it systematically. Of course.
If you’re already deeply addicted, I would advice that
you do it, at worst: once a week. Don’t jerk off like
crazy, like a soldier!! Give yourself a specific day when
you will give yourself this luxury, I was about to say
loyally. But not like a fucking pervert!
But beware!
This is JUST the beginning to heal you from this
practice! While you wait this important day, you
SHOULD go out and meet people, doesn’t matter who
(ideally women of course). If you can quit this bad
habit, you will win big. You will take a huge step
towards becoming a ladies’ man. Women are not
monsters. All you have to do is talk to them and you’ll
see how innocent and lovely they are. If you have
trouble talking to women, go to the “talking to women:
category. You will find at least 20 articles to get started.
During the withdrawal period (from masturbation !),
especially if you’re a world-class champion in this
category, you will feel a strong need and develop a
strong sexual appetite, two elements that will naturally
help motivate you to talk to women and try to sleep with
them. (Believe me when I say it works).
Keep this advice in mind: don’t go out to hit on women,
go out for the PLEASURE of going out.
Of course, you won’t sleep with a woman as soon as
you talk to her. It would be too good to be true. But
try to keep yourself busy during the week, and to keep
yourself from taking a shower with the “masturbation”
option. If you go out to talk to women, with a little
panicky feeling, doubled with success, you will easily get
a date, and will consequently have a busy schedule.
Therefore, instead of the shower/masturbation package,
you will go for the date/seduction package. You will keep
your mind and spirit busy, and your hands will do other
things than being on a date with your wienerJ
All this is for your own good!
Now, this is what I want you to do…
First, if you meet people who masturbate as consistently
as they breathe, stop immediately. Or you know what?
Masturbate tonight, for the last time, and then set
yourself a far away date to repeat the act. Of course, if
you can quit, I would be very thankful.
Second, I want you to share this article. What I’ve
just written is very important. I know that many young
men (and great young men) are victims of this social
problem. Use facebook, twitter and your emails to get
the message across. SbKians have been sent to this planet
to save humanity. This is your big day, and don’t
disappoint me. And most importantly, don’t be shy to
publish this article on your facebook page. You should be
proud (a ladies’ man is never a shy man).
Finally, I’d like you to tell me what you think about all
this. Once again, I may repeat myself, don’t be shy. If
you’re you have the guts to tell me when was the last
time you masturbated, don’t tell me it was two years
ago, because I’m not gonna believe you.
Your friend (or perhaps sexologist)
thanks and be blessed. 1 Like
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