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13 Puctures You'll Get If You Ever Bought Condoms From A Nigerian Pharmacy by emperorchedda(m): 11:16am On May 12, 2016
1. When you need condoms but none of your friends are around to steal from

Nawa!

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Re: 13 Puctures You'll Get If You Ever Bought Condoms From A Nigerian Pharmacy by emperorchedda(m): 11:25am On May 12, 2016
2. You, calculating whether to buy condoms now or free and buy pampers later


Is the shame worth it?

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Re: 13 Puctures You'll Get If You Ever Bought Condoms From A Nigerian Pharmacy by Nobody: 11:26am On May 12, 2016
Keep them coming cheesy
Re: 13 Puctures You'll Get If You Ever Bought Condoms From A Nigerian Pharmacy by emperorchedda(m): 11:30am On May 12, 2016
3. You, praying that the pharmacist is not one middle-aged Nigerian woman.


I don't need the judgement

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Re: 13 Puctures You'll Get If You Ever Bought Condoms From A Nigerian Pharmacy by emperorchedda(m): 11:31am On May 12, 2016
4. When you enter the pharmacy and the place is full of old people



God forbid

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Re: 13 Puctures You'll Get If You Ever Bought Condoms From A Nigerian Pharmacy by emperorchedda(m): 11:32am On May 12, 2016
5. You, pretending to consider other items



As if it's not condom you're there for

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Re: 13 Puctures You'll Get If You Ever Bought Condoms From A Nigerian Pharmacy by emperorchedda(m): 11:34am On May 12, 2016
6. When you see someone from church enter the pharmacy


Hay God!

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Re: 13 Puctures You'll Get If You Ever Bought Condoms From A Nigerian Pharmacy by emperorchedda(m): 11:37am On May 12, 2016
7. You, when someone just walks in and shouts “give me gold circle



Boss!

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Re: 13 Puctures You'll Get If You Ever Bought Condoms From A Nigerian Pharmacy by teekay213(m): 11:41am On May 12, 2016
funny!but me no dey send o,am even proud of buying it especially when ladies are there.they will be like this guy is getting down and wish they were the lucky girl.

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Re: 13 Puctures You'll Get If You Ever Bought Condoms From A Nigerian Pharmacy by emperorchedda(m): 11:43am On May 12, 2016
8. When you buy things you don’t need just to shift attention from the condoms


See money I'm wasting cry

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Re: 13 Puctures You'll Get If You Ever Bought Condoms From A Nigerian Pharmacy by emperorchedda(m): 11:44am On May 12, 2016
9. How the pharmacist looks at you if you don’t have a ring on your finger:


See your life

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Re: 13 Puctures You'll Get If You Ever Bought Condoms From A Nigerian Pharmacy by emperorchedda(m): 11:45am On May 12, 2016
10. When they are about to give you the “youths of today” speech.



Just don't biko

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Re: 13 Puctures You'll Get If You Ever Bought Condoms From A Nigerian Pharmacy by emperorchedda(m): 11:47am On May 12, 2016
11. Your face, all through the purchase.



Stop looking at me

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Re: 13 Puctures You'll Get If You Ever Bought Condoms From A Nigerian Pharmacy by emperorchedda(m): 11:49am On May 12, 2016
12. When they tell you they don’t have any black nylons.



You people want to expose me

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Re: 13 Puctures You'll Get If You Ever Bought Condoms From A Nigerian Pharmacy by Chazzyboy: 11:50am On May 12, 2016
Bad
Re: 13 Puctures You'll Get If You Ever Bought Condoms From A Nigerian Pharmacy by emperorchedda(m): 11:50am On May 12, 2016
13. You, after realizing you can never go back to that pharmacy again.



Shame will not allow me

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Re: 13 Puctures You'll Get If You Ever Bought Condoms From A Nigerian Pharmacy by emperorchedda(m): 11:51am On May 12, 2016
Thanks for reading. grin grin grin

Cc: Lalasticlala
Re: 13 Puctures You'll Get If You Ever Bought Condoms From A Nigerian Pharmacy by Nobody: 11:59am On May 12, 2016
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Re: 13 Puctures You'll Get If You Ever Bought Condoms From A Nigerian Pharmacy by Dahveydson(m): 12:47pm On May 12, 2016
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Re: 13 Puctures You'll Get If You Ever Bought Condoms From A Nigerian Pharmacy by Nobody: 1:10pm On May 12, 2016
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Re: 13 Puctures You'll Get If You Ever Bought Condoms From A Nigerian Pharmacy by Nobody: 1:23pm On May 12, 2016
Guys and buying condoms is 5 and 6

They do it as many times as possible in a week kiss
Re: 13 Puctures You'll Get If You Ever Bought Condoms From A Nigerian Pharmacy by obiorathesubtle: 2:52pm On May 12, 2016
grin that was years ago.. Now I have a customer and anytime ah want to get the condoms.. I walk into the pharmacy and out like..

Re: 13 Puctures You'll Get If You Ever Bought Condoms From A Nigerian Pharmacy by Nobody: 12:22am On May 13, 2016
teekay213:
funny!but me no dey send o,am even proud of buying it especially when ladies are there.they will be like this guy is getting down and wish they were the lucky girl.
lol
Re: 13 Puctures You'll Get If You Ever Bought Condoms From A Nigerian Pharmacy by Hannysmilez(f): 2:07am On May 13, 2016
LOOOOL. Its always embarrassing the first time,you get used to it subsequently.
Re: 13 Puctures You'll Get If You Ever Bought Condoms From A Nigerian Pharmacy by drizslim(m): 2:17am On May 13, 2016
Wetin concern 2baba with condom?

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