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Petrol Hike Was An Error... by UndespicableMe(m): 4:25pm On May 12, 2016
It was lucid, I thought I had everything correctly. As I stood in front of my tv listening to channels tv where the minister for state for petroleum apologies on a national broadcast for the sudden surge in prices... I grinned with so much pleasure and sigh for relief with my inner conviction doubting the Nigeria state.
it was a mistake on,one of our memos he said, we intended 45, but it was a typo that made it 145. Nothing ever goes down in this country I said to myself but thank God for change. I sunk into my leather sofa seeking the armrest.



Suddenly the sharp female voice thundered, "oga abeg remove your hand For my lap" accompanied by a loud mtchewww. It was the conductor that echoed just around the corner yaba yaba... As if he was trying to save a young man from drowning in an ocean of stupid thoughts.

I highlighted from the bus and extended the hiss mtchheewww "so na dream I dey".


-undespicablemme

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