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That Awkward Moment You Wanted To Release Some Air, But poo Instead ??? by Smartsyn(m): 6:51pm On May 12, 2016
So you have this urge to release some air from your system, but some real poo sneaks out instead..

I was in the company of friends and colleagues from work(ladies and gents alike)all suited up. And i ate some watery beans that morning and so was literally filled with air. I was enjoying myself releasing these cool air(not the smelly type, you know that type that comes from within and gives you a soothing relief when released silently ) while we argued about something(can't remember what). So in the heat of the argument, I got carried away and as I was about to do the usual, that's when it happened, s**t happened, some poo decides to escape it entrapment and landed on my boxer, I PAUSED, looked around and ran like I have seen a ghost, had to go 'boxerless' al through the day after washing up. It wasn't funny.


Care to share yours? How about that type that comes with a noise when you're expecting a silent one .. Lol

Let's have a good laugh!
Re: That Awkward Moment You Wanted To Release Some Air, But poo Instead ??? by Cholls(m): 6:58pm On May 12, 2016
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