Robert Mugabe's Famous Quotes

1. Virginity is the best wedding gift any man would receive from his newly wed wife but lately, there's nothing as such any-longer b'se it'll have already been given out as a Birthday gift, token of Appreciation, Job assurance, Church collection, Examination marking schemes & for Lorry fares!"

2. Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow.

3. We are living in a generation where people “in love” are free to touch each others’ private parts but cannot touch each others’ phones because they’re private”

4. Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is real.

5. If you are a married man, and you find yourself attracted to school girls, just buy your wife a school uniform.”

6. If President Barack Obama wants me to allow marriage for same-sex couples in my country (Zimbabwe), he must come here so that I marry him first.

7. South Africans will kick down a statue of a dead white man but won’t even attempt to slap a live one. Yet they can stone to death a black man simply because he’s a foreigner.

8. What is the problem? We now have aeroplanes which can take them back quicker than the ships used by their ancestors.

9. Mr Bush, Mr. Blair and now Mr Brown's sense of human rights precludes our people's right to their God-given resources, which in their view must be controlled by their kith and kin. I am termed dictator because I have rejected this supremacist view and frustrated the neo-colonialists.

10. Cigarette Is a pinch of tobacco rolled in a piece of paper with fire on one end and a fool on the other end.

11.Sucking breast is a survival skill guys learnt at birth. But as to how and where girls learnt the act of sucking dicks still bothers me..."

12.No sex before marriage
If that was God's plan you would receive your penis/ vagina on your wedding day. Robert Mugabe

13.it'sbetter for a man to be stingy with his money because he hustled for it...than for a woman to deny you a hole that she didn't even drill.


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True african leader....Just like the guy

I like every statement from him. It seems Reuben Abbati learns from him.

Mugabe...the God of Zimbabwe!

We are living in a generation where people “in love” are free to touch each others’ private parts but cannot touch each others’ phones because they’re private”
What a great irony!

Towel wey clean face go clean nyash! Epic

That man is very brainy

I hate the west so much, my country's economy is in the toilet and I sold Zimbabwe to China for pennies on the dollar - Robert Mugabe 2016

You have to be a billionaire to buy bread - Mugabe