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| Two Old Men by bigfather(m): 4:46pm On Aug 19, 2009 |
TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, 'GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED. THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.' THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS. AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, 'YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!' 'DEAD?' SAYS HIS FRIEND, 'WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?' 'WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER.' HIS FRIEND SAYS, 'COULD BE WORSE I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH.' 'A WITCH ??. . WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?' 'WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE NECK, AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW, TOOK MY TEETH WITH HER!'  1 Like |
| Re: Two Old Men by romsky: 4:49pm On Aug 19, 2009 |
chei wetin old men no go see |
| Re: Two Old Men by Abbeycity4(f): 5:08pm On Aug 19, 2009 |
lol poor him  |
| Re: Two Old Men by Lolabbey: 5:19pm On Aug 19, 2009 |
and rich me |
| Re: Two Old Men by D1KeleVra(m): 10:13pm On Aug 19, 2009 |
e mean say Ben teeth don loss  |
| Re: Two Old Men by Abbygyal(f): 10:20pm On Aug 19, 2009 |
lol@post . . .hahahahahahahahahahahahaha   |
| Re: Two Old Men by clemcykul(f): 9:16am On Aug 20, 2009 |
easy nau @joke lolito |
| Re: Two Old Men by bydot1(m): 1:32pm On Aug 21, 2009 |
Old palles |
| Re: Two Old Men by mamagee6(f): 6:18pm On Aug 21, 2009 |
Old men has suffered. |
| Re: Two Old Men by sylve11: 7:31pm On Aug 21, 2009 |
'WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE NECK, AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW, TOOK MY TEETH WITH HER!' . lol.  |
| Re: Two Old Men by mamagee6(f): 8:00pm On Aug 21, 2009 |
sylve11, you need to shut up. |
| Re: Two Old Men by D1KeleVra(m): 8:36pm On Aug 21, 2009 |
| you mean say Sylve dey rant? |
| Re: Two Old Men by Nobody: 2:26pm On Aug 22, 2009 |
'WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE NECK, AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW, TOOK MY TEETH WITH HER!' death funny |
| Re: Two Old Men by bydot1(m): 2:49pm On Aug 22, 2009 |
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| Re: Two Old Men by D1KeleVra(m): 9:09pm On Aug 22, 2009 |
she u dey try tell us say na ur teeth fly comot?  |
| Re: Two Old Men by donsponky(m): 9:35pm On Aug 22, 2009 |
big father,like father like son |
| Re: Two Old Men by studio43(m): 9:29am On Aug 23, 2009 |
U are the father he's the son |
| Re: Two Old Men by D1KeleVra(m): 9:59am On Aug 23, 2009 |
Studio is one of our forefathers |
| Re: Two Old Men by studio43(m): 10:07am On Aug 23, 2009 |
But much more refreshed than u are |
| Re: Two Old Men by bydot1(m): 2:31pm On Aug 23, 2009 |
Dickele! |
| Re: Two Old Men by D1KeleVra(m): 7:58pm On Aug 23, 2009 |
na me u call?  |
| Re: Two Old Men by CrazyMan(m): 8:30pm On Aug 23, 2009 |
That was funny keep it up, |
| Re: Two Old Men by studio43(m): 9:31pm On Aug 23, 2009 |
I will |
| Re: Two Old Men by clemcykul(f): 12:15pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
i know u will always walk about widout clothes |
| Re: Two Old Men by bydot1(m): 12:23pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
Really?  |
| Re: Two Old Men by Abbeycity4(f): 2:11pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
clemcykul: @by hw far |
| Re: Two Old Men by bydot1(m): 2:24pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
Am doin good dear |
| Re: Two Old Men by Abbeycity4(f): 2:27pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
i c |
| Re: Two Old Men by D1KeleVra(m): 9:02pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
*dodges kiss* |
| Re: Two Old Men by studio43(m): 9:36pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
Te hehe he |
| Re: Two Old Men by bydot1(m): 10:01pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
Kpele |
| Re: Two Old Men by galatico(m): 10:44am On Aug 26, 2009 |
LMAO |
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