Ok now, this is one hilarious post I saw and decided to share with you. Althoug I gave it a topic, did a little twist and edited it.
The question is not if your boo get anoda boo...coz we all know he/she does. The question is 'are u d majority shareholder?'. Do you own 50% and the rest are feasting on 50% or are you the one that's managing 2%? It doesn't matter if boo get anoda boo(s), what matters is maintaining your 50% and slowly planning a hostile takeover from them....before you knw it you'll have 70% then gradually gradually u'll wake up one day and realize you have 90% or even 110%...loool. Now ladies and gentlemen, that is how the boo's equation is solved...you don't hv to rush it. You can even buy 2% share (it could be in d form of frndship u knw) then wake up one day and realize you're the majority shareholder.The trick is doing your homework well before investing. If u invest in my boo, hehe u'll be wasting ur time o. Before you take my 50% it'll take you forever, because I worked hard to maintain the majority share...hahaha. Therefore, you have to find someone that is slacking...someone that is taking his/her boo for granted. Then you swoop in and invest. Start wit 1% o, biko don't be greedy, den 2% after a month or two. Ahaaaaa, gbam! u're on the right track now.Oya don't sit and mop around saying i'm single and all d good ones are taken. Go out there and invest, it's a beautiful weekend. That guy or lady u've been eyeing wey get boo, invest in d r/ship. That's why oyinbo man dey call am 'partnership', anyone can be a partner. Invest before it's too late...1% today can turn into 99% tomoro, you never can tell! Operation Find Boo and Invest......lmao
Happy weekend NairalandERS

Cc lalasticlala,seun, mynd44

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if everyone has it...I DON'T WANT IT...

If my bae has a bae, I won't waste investing my time with him...

All these alien calculations ontop babe matter?

Now, think of it this way. What if you are investing in him or her and he or she is investing in someone else? How about that? I don't waste my time, if am not your priority then amma let it just slide, it's that simple.