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Warri Version Of The Bible. Lol by Michizzy(f): 1:18pm On May 24, 2016 |
Warri Bible is out...grab Ur copy Sample version: ENG:- As it is written in the Bible. WARRI:-As them yan for Bible. ENG:- Jesus entered the boat with his disciples. WARRI:- Bros J cum enta canoe wit him padi dem. ENG:- As the boat was sailing, there was a great storm. WARRI:- As the canoe dey move, na im yawa cum gas. ENG:- The storm was so great dat it was like a whirlwind. WARRI:- As the yawa dey gas na im kasala burst join. ENG:- The disciples became so afraid that they shouted Master! Master!! WARRI:- Na im liver fail him padi dem, na im dey begin dey hala...Bros eh! Bros eh!! ENG:- Jesus got up and calmed down the wind. WARRI:-Na so Bros J get up com arrange the mata. ENG:-he turned to his disciples and said, oh ye with little faith. WARRI:- Na im Bros J com look him padi dem shake him head, com provoke...“O BOI UNA FALL MY HAND". ENG:- The disciples replied and said “WAT MANNER OF MAN IS THIS? " WARRI:- him padi dem com hala “SHOOO...Bros J, which levels naa? U be winsh....... Dnt b stingy, share your laugh..... |
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