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Warri Version Of The Bible. Lol by Michizzy(f): 1:23pm On May 24, 2016
Warri Bible is out...grab Ur copy

Sample version:
ENG:- As it is written in the Bible.
WARRI:-As them yan for Bible.

ENG:- Jesus entered the boat with his disciples.
WARRI:- Bros J cum enta canoe wit him padi dem.

ENG:- As the boat was sailing, there was a great storm.
WARRI:- As the canoe dey move, na im yawa cum gas.

ENG:- The storm was so great dat it was like a
WARRI:- As the yawa dey gas na im kasala burst join.

ENG:- The disciples became so afraid that they shouted
Master! Master!!
WARRI:- Na im liver fail him padi dem, na im dey begin
dey hala...Bros eh! Bros eh!!

ENG:- Jesus got up and calmed down the wind.
WARRI:-Na so Bros J get up com arrange the mata.

ENG:-he turned to his disciples and said, oh ye with little
WARRI:- Na im Bros J com look him padi dem shake
him head, com provoke...“O BOI UNA FALL MY HAND".

ENG:- The disciples replied and said “WAT MANNER OF
WARRI:- him padi dem com hala “SHOOO...Bros J,
which levels naa? U be winsh.......

Dnt b stingy, share your laughter.....

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Re: Warri Version Of The Bible. Lol by taiwo850629: 1:26pm On May 24, 2016

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