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Bro Codes strictly for Guys. by TheArchangel(f): 12:48pm On May 25, 2016
THE BRO CODE CONSTITUTION.

1) You must always have your bro’s back. No exceptions.

2) When your bro’s girlfriend inquires about his whereabouts you know nothing, always.

3) You are only obligated to wingman for one bro per social event; after that, the bro is on his own.

4) When a bro designates you as his wingman, you may not fail him. This is the most important role a bro may play for a bro. It is not be violated or debauched.

5) You must always do whatever is in your power to stop a bro from soiling himself with a poor looking girl—unless the bro is able to stand up, look you in the eye, and articulate that he is to a decent extent sober. Then you are absolved of any responsibility.

6) When a bro pays for all the alcohol for an occasion himself, this must be made known to all present and made out to be the greatest feat ever observed in human history. A bro may skip out on kicking in for beer if he has done this recently
.
7) A bro must always respect another bro’s car, house, so…”
parents.

cool Love thy father and mother. A bro will never ever get with a bro’s biological mother or sister. Stepsisters and stepmothers are fair game. This article is subject to the All's Fair Clause.

9) When a bro is showing his bro’s his new ride, he is always required to open the hood and showcase the contents. All bros present are required to admire the content, even and especially if they know nothing about cars.

10) When a bro asks a bro what he thinks of his girlfriend or date, a bro is always required to give an honest answer. The phrase, “I’d bang her” is off limits.

11) A bro will never ever leave his bros without a ride. A bro must never be allowed to walk alone more than 2 blocks.

12) A bro will never ask for gas money for a ride unless he truly is hard up, or the ride exceeds a distance of 20 miles.

13) When gas money for a ride is offered, it may be accepted. Use your own bro-judgment to determine if you should accept.


Cc Lalasticlala

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Re: Bro Codes strictly for Guys. by MUVA(m): 12:56pm On May 25, 2016
This BS is actually funny grin
Re: Bro Codes strictly for Guys. by TheArchangel(f): 1:00pm On May 25, 2016
MUVA:
This BS is actually funny grin
You need to see the response and comments on reddit.com. grin grin


14) A bro shall never make another bro ashamed for hooking up with a girl. Even if
she was truly nasty, a bro will make excuses for his bro. Example, “you were drunk so…”

15) If a bro is terrible at sports, excuses may be made, no matter how bad they are. Good bros will start to play worse so that their bro doesn’t look so bad. This clause is subject to nullification by extreme competition.

16) A bro will never make another bro look bad in front of a target girl. Any such attempts should be swiftly punished by the designated wingman. Afterwards, the bro who infringed upon this rule may be confronted by the whole circle of bros.

17) A bro will always ask around before taking the last of anything. If a bro should ask you if its alright, unless the need is great or direct ownership is applied, you will let him have it. Common courtesy and the bro code go hand in hand.

18) A chick may be included in the bro code if she has proven herself worthy via general bro concession.

19) A chick may never be informed of the sacred rules of the bro code. A chick may be treated as a bro but never told of the rules. When reprimanding a girl for an infringement of the bro code, say “its just common courtesy.”

20) A bro will never let another bro drive drunk. Space must always be found or made for a drunk bro who needs to leave. If necessary, the theft of phone and keys shall be done for his own good. (exception: a designated group drunk driver exists, this bro has mastered the art of driving under the influence and has proven his worth)

21) A bro will never allow another bro to drunk dial or txt a girl. No exceptions to this rule. When a bro is truly smashed and his girl calls, the phone will be confiscated until a sober state of mind is achieved.

22) If a bro’s girlfriend calls you and asks about a bros actions the previous night, (I.e. the bro claimed to be sleeping at a friend’s house) you will always claim that yes he was there and you may even claim he is still there. Studies show that 8 out of 10 bros will do this without thinking. The other 2 bros claimed he was still with them but unavailable to talk.

23) You will always make excuses for a bros actions, no matter how obscene. All things done by a drunk bro must be forgiven. No exceptions.

24) A bro should always be allowed to make amends for his actions.

25) A bro will always give his bro’s girl a ride to wherever, so long as restitutions are made for the action.

26) A bro will never give detail when describing a sexual encounter. Doing so will force your bro to imagine you naked and this is unforgivable.

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Re: Bro Codes strictly for Guys. by dauntless15(m): 1:00pm On May 25, 2016
in as much as i love the bro code thingy, your essay is too tiresome to read, am bored already just looking at it, so when you are ready to cut it short lemme know, punk
Re: Bro Codes strictly for Guys. by MUVA(m): 1:02pm On May 25, 2016
TheArchangel:
You need to see the response and comments on reddit.com. grin grin

I've visited reddit severally, but I've never really gotten a hang of it. Will try more often tho..
Re: Bro Codes strictly for Guys. by Nobody: 1:05pm On May 25, 2016
lemme book a space in case.
Re: Bro Codes strictly for Guys. by TheArchangel(f): 1:12pm On May 25, 2016
27) A bro will always do his best to help another bro’s self esteem. The Alpha-Bro should always be handing out the wisdom and power of his skill. A bro will always recognize the master seducer of the group.

28) A bro should never ever under any circumstances sleep with a bro’s ex-girlfriend. A bro may proceed to make moves on another bro’s failed target (he got rejected) but only after asking permission first. If the bro declines your invitation to bust some moves, you must adhere to his wishes and find a new target.

29) If permission for rule 28 has been given by a bro, and success is evident for yourself. One must always put it down to it being the girl’s preference and not due to your superior abilities. If a bro proceeds to become butt-hurt about your success where he failed, you are under no obligations to make him feel better or apologize for your success.

30) A bro will always take care of a bro who is blacked out, throwing up, and incase parents or girlfriend call. If a bro’s parents demand he comes home immediately, one will immediately allow him to use a shower and whatever else is necessary to make sure a bro receives no enemy fire on the home front.

31) A bro will always tell a bro what he did when he was blacked out. No matter how bad.

32) A bro must always maintain a safe physical distance from a bro’s girl, especially when drinking. Physical contact may only be made with a bro’s girl, when saying good bye. No exceptions.

33) A bro will always do his best to stop a bro from getting tattoos. A bro’s skin is the largest organ he has and the second most important. Especially if the tattoo is of a girl. Chicks will dump you and play with your heart, but a bro will protect you like his own private parts.

34) When a promise is made, it shall be kept. And under no circumstances shall it be broken.

35) The way of the bro is sacred, cherish it like a sect or cult. The bro life is like being in Jedi training camp. You must always show your bro love and be joyous when bro love is shown to you.

36) Bro-mance is allowed but only among your tightest bros. Never take your bro-mance too far. And if anyone should remark negatively upon your bro-mance. An immediate beat down should ensue. Should a girl comment negatively upon the bro-mance, kindly explain to her that she will never know love from a man such as you and your bros share. And let her know what a privilege it is to be a mere witness to your glory.

37) The fist bump is a bro’s greatest weapon aside from the bro code itself. It should be used to show support, acceptance, pride, and it is an all around green light for an action that was committed. Use the fist bump often, and show constant appreciation for your bro’s jokes and skills with it.

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Re: Bro Codes strictly for Guys. by TheArchangel(f): 1:13pm On May 25, 2016
38) Corollary to rule 37, the denial of a bro’s fist bump is a terribly powerful slap in the face. To deny a fist bump is no light thing, and should only be done when there is very great disapproval of an action.

39) Never refer to a bro by his last name, this is a sign of disrespect. Always refer to a bro by their name, nickname, or any standard bro word.

40) Standard bro names include but are not limited to; bro, dude, man, and anything with bro in it. (example: broham.)

41) Always respect a bro’s viewpoints about anything from politics to cars to religion. The only time a bro’s views do not matter is when they conflict with the bro code. If such a case should happen, the bro should be immediately evicted from the bro circle, until correctional actions have been made.

42) A bro should always treat for food when a bro is broke. Signs that a bro is broke are phrases like, “I’d rather eat at home”, “I’m not hungry”, “I just ate”, and finally “I’m trying to save money so ill eat at home.”

43) Similar to rule 42, when discussing the purchase of party beverages, if a bro declines to offer money. The other bros should cover for him. No bro should be denied thirst quenching goodness just because it’s a tight week or month.

44) A good bro will always encourage his bros to be an Alpha-Bro when it comes to talking to girls. If necessary demonstrations of your prowess may be made to give your bros something to work with.

45) A bro is only allowed to do really silly things when he is really drunk. A bro may be denied further access to alcohol when it is obvious he has drunk too much already.

46) All things must be forgiven among bros, with the exception being your drunk bro feels up your girlfriend. This allows for an immediate punch to the face, but only after all other bros have been told and are gathered to watch the punishment. Before the blow is delivered, your drunk bro must have the situation explained to him. Because he is drunk, he will probably agree that he needs to be punched.

47) Under no circumstances should a bro ever be hit in the genitals for any reason. Ever.

48) You should only ever make fun of a bro for minor things that don’t affect their physical attributes.

49) The only time that cockblocking is condoned by the bro code is when the designated cockblocker (aka the bombardier) has viable reasons to stop a bro from hooking up with a girl.

50) The Golden bro rule that everyone knows: Bros over hoes. This rule may be seasoned to taste by the bros themselves. Example; Bros over hoes except at the close.
Culled from reddit.com

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Re: Bro Codes strictly for Guys. by osesology(m): 1:26pm On May 25, 2016
What is all this?

Re: Bro Codes strictly for Guys. by Audray(f): 1:45pm On May 25, 2016
TheArchangel:
THE BRO CODE CONSTITUTION.

1) You must always have your bro’s back. No exceptions.

2) When your bro’s girlfriend inquires about his whereabouts you know nothing, always.

3) You are only obligated to wingman for one bro per social event; after that, the bro is on his own.

4) When a bro designates you as his wingman, you may not fail him. This is the most important role a bro may play for a bro. It is not be violated or debauched.

5) You must always do whatever is in your power to stop a bro from soiling himself with a poor looking girl—unless the bro is able to stand up, look you in the eye, and articulate that he is to a decent extent sober. Then you are absolved of any responsibility.

6) When a bro pays for all the alcohol for an occasion himself, this must be made known to all present and made out to be the greatest feat ever observed in human history. A bro may skip out on kicking in for beer if he has done this recently
.
7) A bro must always respect another bro’s car, house, so…”
parents.

cool Love thy father and mother. A bro will never ever get with a bro’s biological mother or sister. Stepsisters and stepmothers are fair game. This article is subject to the All's Fair Clause.

9) When a bro is showing his bro’s his new ride, he is always required to open the hood and showcase the contents. All bros present are required to admire the content, even and especially if they know nothing about cars.

10) When a bro asks a bro what he thinks of his girlfriend or date, a bro is always required to give an honest answer. The phrase, “I’d bang her” is off limits.

11) A bro will never ever leave his bros without a ride. A bro must never be allowed to walk alone more than 2 blocks.

12) A bro will never ask for gas money for a ride unless he truly is hard up, or the ride exceeds a distance of 20 miles.

13) When gas money for a ride is offered, it may be accepted. Use your own bro-judgment to determine if you should accept.


Cc Lalasticlala
But ur not a Bro! The Bro code is the code of the Bros, by the Bros, For the Bros! :/
Re: Bro Codes strictly for Guys. by AlexCk: 1:53pm On May 25, 2016
Tor,
That's alot of codes.

I feel d overall 'bro code' should just be:

"Have common sense" -- this one's legit.
grin grin
Re: Bro Codes strictly for Guys. by obiorathesubtle: 2:06pm On May 25, 2016
why is a female writing the bro code? undecided


Plus.. The bro code is over 200+ rules.. You can't write em all.. Or copy em all..
Re: Bro Codes strictly for Guys. by TheArchangel(f): 7:23pm On May 25, 2016
Audray:
But ur not a Bro! The Bro code is the code of the Bros, by the Bros, For the Bros! :/
obiorathesubtle:
why is a female writing the bro code? undecided
Plus.. The bro code is over 200+ rules.. You can't write em all.. Or copy em all..
In the section A subsection 18 of the BRO code you will find it and I quote

""18) A chick may be included in the bro code if she has proven herself worthy via general bro concession"

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Re: Bro Codes strictly for Guys. by vicstar(m): 7:27pm On May 25, 2016
NL niggas don't know how to observe "bro code" cry most of 'em have low esteem lipsrsealed they downgrade demselves when dey see d female NLders

Re: Bro Codes strictly for Guys. by obiorathesubtle: 9:21pm On May 25, 2016
TheArchangel:

In the section A subsection 18 of the BRO code you will find it and I quote

""18) A chick may be included in the bro code if she has proven herself worthy via general bro concession"
where's the general concession giving you a permit??
Re: Bro Codes strictly for Guys. by Nobody: 9:36pm On May 25, 2016
This less than 1% of bro codes
Re: Bro Codes strictly for Guys. by Nobody: 5:43am On Aug 23, 2016
dauntless15:
in as much as i love the bro code thingy, your essay is too tiresome to read, am bored already just looking at it, so when you are ready to cut it short lemme know, punk

Re: Bro Codes strictly for Guys. by Nobody: 5:50am On Aug 23, 2016
TheArchangel:

In the section A subsection 18 of the BRO code you will find it and I quote

""18) A chick may be included in the bro code if she has proven herself worthy via general bro concession"

19) A chick may never be informed of the sacred rules of the bro code. A chick may be treated as a bro but never told of the rules. When reprimanding a girl for an infringement of the bro code, say “its just common courtesy.”

sooooooo you are obviously a guy pretending to be female which makes you a

Re: Bro Codes strictly for Guys. by TheArchangel(f): 6:01am On Aug 23, 2016
Uchihaitaci:


19) A chick may never be informed of the sacred rules of the bro code. A chick may be treated as a bro but never told of the rules. When reprimanding a girl for an infringement of the bro code, say “its just common courtesy.”

sooooooo you are obviously a guy pretending to be female which makes you a
You should check my posts more as I don't know what in the name of God you are referring to.
Re: Bro Codes strictly for Guys. by Franchise21(m): 9:04am On Aug 23, 2016
A female giving me guys code... How bouh that? grin
Re: Bro Codes strictly for Guys. by Nobody: 9:32am On Aug 23, 2016
TheArchangel:

26) A bro will never give detail when describing a sexual encounter. Doing so will force your bro to imagine you naked and this is unforgivable.

grin grin grin grin grin

Whyte people can be funny sometimes.

On the other hand the female version of this rule is 'Never give details when describing a sexual encounter to a sis, doing so will make her want to try him out for herself' Lmao.

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Re: Bro Codes strictly for Guys. by Nobody: 9:40am On Aug 23, 2016
TheArchangel:
36) Bro-mance is allowed but only among your tightest bros. Never take your bro-mance too far. And if anyone should remark negatively upon your bro-mance. An immediate beat down should ensue. Should a girl comment negatively upon the bro-mance, kindly explain to her that she will never know love from a man such as you and your bros share.

Eeeewwwwww

What a huge steaming pile of homosexual bullshit

I said it before that all these smelling bro codes are just there to encourage homosexuality.

Eewww
Re: Bro Codes strictly for Guys. by Nobody: 9:42am On Aug 23, 2016
vicstar:
NL niggas don't know how to observe "bro code" cry most of 'em have low esteem lipsrsealed they downgrade demselves when dey see d female NLders



......just like a ninny begging for Tracy's(abi na twaci undecided sounds dumb) phone number. Annoying lot angry
Re: Bro Codes strictly for Guys. by mrk74: 2:37am On Oct 09, 2016
Uchihaitaci:


19) A chick may never be informed of the sacred rules of the bro code. A chick may be treated as a bro but never told of the rules. When reprimanding a girl for an infringement of the bro code, say “its just common courtesy.”

sooooooo you are obviously a guy pretending to be female which makes you a

Lol
Re: Bro Codes strictly for Guys. by rawpadgin(m): 3:54am On Oct 09, 2016
am i the only one who find this sh1t uninteresting
Re: Bro Codes strictly for Guys. by Iisha(f): 9:39am On Oct 09, 2016
Too long jorr. Wait...don't we have a sis code ni cool

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