KingCheezyPuff:
*Lol! You that clumsy!

ireneony:
I smell jealousy

I'd give you a rundown.

I've dated the same female for more than a year while you can't keep a man for two months.

I've never cheated on her while you sleep around.

I have found love and treasure it while it's still abstract to you.

Pray tell, who should be jealous of who?

Cutehector:
BlueEyeballs



Whaaaat?




Falls down and dies

ErnieSmallzz:
Dying ke? Oyaoya go and soak garri fast fast, am sure da wud give u lil strength b4 i finish cooking , erm wah will u love 2 eat? Isit Pounded yam&egusi, friedrice& salad? Just name it

Cutehector:
why u dey fear?


U knw very well in ur heart I'm not lying

BlueEyeBalls:
omg...! Now u making me miss mama's cooking... Why u doing this to me nah

TSOM:

I'd give you a rundown.

I've dated the same female male for more than a year while you can't keep a man for two months.

I've never cheated on her him while you sleep around.

I have found love and treasure it while it's still abstract to you.

Pray tell, who should be jealous of who?

Cutehector:
go suck mummy breast na

Smellymouth:



If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything"-- mark Twain

*OK
keep lettin' them swell yer head with lies
You gon look like this

BlueEyeBalls:
u dey mean sha....

Should I invite them No dare me oooooo

ErnieSmallzz:
Ha, oya m sorry i hope u ve soak the garri already, cos ayam already preparing Poundedyam & egusi 4 u

Cutehector:
u can call anyone, but pls dnt call Durrent.. he is the greatest sissy

BlueEyeBalls:
I live alone guy... Milk can't solve my belly issue sef


U get food for house make i come overover

KingCheezyPuff:
*OK
keep lettin' them swell yer head with lies
You gon look like this

Cutehector:
food dey my house. Chicks just dey drop food for my fridge make e cold. I just dey chop am

BlueEyeBalls:
I was playing games last night till 2 am dear... it's not my fault u know

*°• You play games all night
......You sound like my big brothers.
It's been a bit I played a game on console
How do you game?

ireneony:
done

I hit you where it hurt most, didn't I?

We can do this all day but the fact remains that a healthy, romantic mutually-beneficial relationship would always elude you.

Just continue being the cheap flirt that you are.

BlueEyeBalls:
lemme come over and prepare it with u dear... I have the strength of coming over... If u don't mind

DonnaCorleone:




Sorry about earlier on. I tend to have quite strong opinions. You're an entertaining person, hands down. And you're pretty too Do you, boo

KingCheezyPuff:
*°• You play games all night
......You sound like my big brothers.
It's been a bit I played a game on console
How do you game?

TSOM:


I hit you where it hurt most, didn't I?

We can do this all day but the fact remains that a healthy, romantic mutually-beneficial relationship would always elude you.

Just continue being the cheap flirt that you are.

BlueEyeBalls:
how did u know that guy...


U got questions to answer lol

ErnieSmallzz:
Nope dnt worry, no lemme stress u, 1nce am done will bring it 4 u myself. Jus relax and soak enof garri da will sustain u 4 d main tym

Cutehector:
hian.. no be today wey I join nairaland na.. So I been just dey laff u wen u yarn say u wan call all these small small taataa for me..

BlueEyeBalls:
check


Na hen pikin dey cook for u

BlueEyeBalls:
my ps4's faulty, so I was left with the older console (ps2) played "black" till my eyes were swollen... The game's catchy

RoyalBlak007:


kashybaby isn't this

list dope enough

Cutehector:
go jor

ireneony:
you always looking for e fight. .
Well today is ur lucky day, I will pass. ..lol

Twaci:
Where is M.rCork?

He should be number one.