Hazardd:


messing in his front lol,am sure he can't condone it knowing that you knowing did it

Estharfabian:

dozmandon:

Dis one wey u keep mouth like person wey chop beans I hope we are safe, no mess fr here o

Estharfabian:
Tah!

Smellymouth:
You mean MESS?

I come wonder when I see flatulate

I get one babe back den, whenever she is doing this, na dat time she dey mess .. dunno why




Naijaboiy
Cutehector
Lezzlie..

Do you know why?

oludebby90:
..y can't he condole it...so wen we get married,I will be running about because I wan mess n I no want my husband to know.lol...e go swallow worse smell Dan d fart sef,no bi love

Smellymouth:
You mean MESS?

I come wonder when I see flatulate

I get one babe back den, whenever she is doing this, na dat time she dey mess .. dunno why




Naijaboiy
Cutehector
Lezzlie..

Do you know why?

Estharfabian:
Tah!

Cutehector:
guy stop to dey make my prick stand.. I no dey like imagine all these kyn bad bad things

discoprophet:


Na wetin dem cover wey dey make ur yokozuna stand?

But guy, stop disgracing the brotherhood nor!

Cutehector:
sharap.. someone cannor joke again

cruzita:
. who get time to hold mess ,I go release am put jara self

BrideOfDracula:



Yes, it's embarrassing when you're the only two people in the room & then suddenly there's a suspicious smell that he knows aint his IDK, maybe we're wired differently as people but farting just isn't lady-like to me. Now I'm not claiming to be a lady because I'm not, it's just that there are some things I'd rather not do infront of others like farting, digging my nose, digging between my teeth, cleaning my ears, etc. Hell, I can't even cut toenails infront of people. But that's just me & the things I perceive should rather be done in private.

wittyt98:


if my uncle brings your type home as his wife ..ah swear I'll shoot him

ShaqFu:
I won't be surprised if you're the champion of farting.

I'm a very nasty person...




Lol. Yes. I'd beat You unscathed in A farting Game.

BrideOfDracula:


Oh well. I wouldn't wanna marry into a family of ogres, where everyone lets nature run its course, anywhere & anyhow, either.

wittyt98:


you can tell we learnt from the best .#YOURFAMILY with u just being the odd one. . #BLESS

BrideOfDracula:


Since I wasn't raised by a pack of wolves, I highly doubt it. Mama taught me well

Lezzlie:
How free are you with your girlfriend/boyfriend?

I am of the opinion that lasting relationships are built when couples are free and earthy with each other.

So can you fart in the presence of your lover? I dont mean the silence flatulence that caresses the anus when coming off.

I mean can you really give a trumping, anus- quivering, loud and thunderous fart in presence of your boyfriend?

If you can, you have the potentials to build a long-lasting, honest relationship.

And guy's who can't take this are potential sadists

So ladies test your boyfriend's resilience and love today.

Give him a loud fart this morning , make sure he hears it,
then say , " good morning, baby".

Smellymouth:
You mean MESS?

I come wonder when I see flatulate

I get one babe back den, whenever she is doing this, na dat time she dey mess .. dunno why




Naijaboiy
Cutehector
Lezzlie..

Do you know why?

Lezzlie:
loooooolz, The dick fills up the vagina so air-tight and the entrapped air goes off with the withdrawal of your peñïs in a fart-like emission

wittyt98:
you telling the truth? I doubt that too

BrideOfDracula:

KK.

mimzy:
Why not..
If I can't do it, then we ain't headed for the "comfort zone" anytime soon. I'll poo while he's having his bath self. " kilokanmi"

wittyt98:


mamaaagbalagba I hail u sef o!

mimzy:
ordinary mess..if I now shit on the bed nko

Timothychima:
u mean u can poo on d bed when being hit hard Chaii na ur type i dey like, gals dat can pee n poo wen being bleep..