mimzy:


Heaven forbid... disgusting

Was jez kidding jor

BrideOfDracula:


The same way I hold in pee & poo, until I'm able to let it all rip...in private, thank you. Not everyone behaves like a Neanderthal. But like I said, never on purpose. Meaning that sometimes it's hard to hold it in & it slips out. Shrugs. I just would never lift my leg & fart without a care in the world. That's revolting.

Timothychima:
its not dear i love gals dat pee on d process of being bleep its makes me feel dat am killing d beat

mimzy:
Why not..
If I can't do it, then we ain't headed for the "comfort zone" anytime soon. I'll poo while he's having his bath self. " kilokanmi"

mimzy:

Love doctor

mimzy:


So sorry but its irritating to me..

Well one man's meat...

Lezzlie:
Exactly, couples living on the surface of ostentatiousness, puffed up with vanity is a telltale sign of insincerity.

I once define friendship as the ability to make a fool of myself in the presence of people who will see the joke more than my character flaw.

And I can't imagine always jumping off of the bed each time a trump knocks on the door of my anus to go to the toilet and fart when alone with my girl.

Wait....a loud one is coming, it's going to shake this page, put your phone in silence, you don't want the vibration to knock it off your hands (((((((((bwoooooaaaahhh)))))))

[s]Sorry, I forgot to say excuse me. But you'll soon get used to it [/s]



Just personal experiences babe. When I find a vagina that trumps on my dick, I hold on to it a little bit longer

Smellymouth:
You mean MESS?

I come wonder when I see flatulate

I get one babe back den, whenever she is doing this, na dat time she dey mess .. dunno why




Naijaboiy
Cutehector
Lezzlie..

Do you know why?

Guy that's not mess na. Lezzlie has explained better.

AnalyticEngine:


One of the few reasonable people on this thread. Nice

It's just her own opinion. Doesn't make the rest of us unreasonable.

Mediapace:
Juhan and myfantasies why aren't you commenting on a very nice thread like this

juhan:
i dont have a boyfriend

Mediapace:
But you will get one later
comment jor

Mediapace:
Juhan and myfantasies why aren't you commenting on a very nice thread like this

juhan:
how do you know

myfantasies:
Since u r my bf help me to answer the question

mimzy:


Na wah ooo.. Smelly this cold afternoon issokay

Lezzlie:
loooooolz, The dick fills up the vagina so air-tight and the entrapped air goes off with the withdrawal of your peñïs in a fart-like emission

naijaboiy:



Guy that's not mess na. Lezzlie has explained better.

mimzy:


ordinary mess..if I now shit on the bed nko

Smellymouth:


Queen Mimzy, na Hot afternoon u want make I do am before?

mimzy:


Kongi na bast@rd

Smellymouth:


Who konji EPP?

mimzy:

E epp u
Suzan404 come n carry this man away o

Mediapace:
Won't you marry

juhan:
i'll get married nah

Mediapace:
So answer the question

juhan:
no i cant

Mediapace:
What is wrong with her this night sef ?

DO YOU NEED KISSES FROM TOSYN/HECTOR BEFORE YOU COPORATE

Lezzlie:
How free are you with your girlfriend/boyfriend?

I am of the opinion that lasting relationships are built when couples are free and earthy with each other.

So can you fart in the presence of your lover? I dont mean the silent flatulence that caresses the anus when coming off.

I mean can you really give a trumping, anus- quivering, loud and thunderous fart in presence of your boyfriend?

If you can, you have the potentials to build a long-lasting, honest relationship.

And guy's who can't take this are potential sadists

So ladies test your boyfriend's resilience and love today.

Give him a loud fart this morning , make sure he hears it,
then say , " good morning, baby".

Lezzlie:
How free are you with your girlfriend/boyfriend?

I am of the opinion that lasting relationships are built when couples are free and earthy with each other.

So can you fart in the presence of your lover? I dont mean the silent flatulence that caresses the anus when coming off.

I mean can you really give a trumping, anus- quivering, loud and thunderous fart in presence of your boyfriend?

If you can, you have the potentials to build a long-lasting, honest relationship.

And guy's who can't take this are potential sadists

So ladies test your boyfriend's resilience and love today.

Give him a loud fart this morning , make sure he hears it,
then say , " good morning, baby".