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What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by Nobody: 9:56am On Jun 02, 2016 |
SOURCE: http://realmindfactory.com/2016/06/01/not-tell-government-job-nigeria/ You’re now done with school and service, and you’re expecting to get that ideal job in a matter of few weeks, right? From few weeks, it went on to few months and it’s now getting to few years 15 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by Nobody: 9:58am On Jun 02, 2016 |
The situation is no longer funny You try all kinds of prayers. Baba God must pick up your call 17 Likes 1 Share
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Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:00am On Jun 02, 2016 |
You finally hear the civil service in your state is recruiting, after 5 years. You're just like this Lifetime opportunity. 26 Likes 1 Share
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Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:02am On Jun 02, 2016 |
Before you can say Jack Robinson, you get a phone call.Guess who? 21 Likes 1 Share
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Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:04am On Jun 02, 2016 |
It's that uncle of yours who always claims to know the governor's brother's sister uncle's cousin; that one that lives life large, like this 33 Likes 4 Shares
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Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:06am On Jun 02, 2016 |
He tells you, "Oya, bring your CV first thing tomorrow morning"; I'll make sure you get the civil service job" 21 Likes 1 Share
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Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:07am On Jun 02, 2016 |
You send your CV early the following morning, before he can change his mind Three days to the interview and you realize many of your friends are studying for it like post-UTME; your heart begins to fail you 32 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:08am On Jun 02, 2016 |
You gather some materials too and begin to study. On interview day, you step out to the state Secretariat with your friends, like this 30 Likes
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Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by wunmi590(m): 10:12am On Jun 02, 2016 |
Kontinue |
Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:18am On Jun 02, 2016 |
The Secretariat is filled up, like this 83 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:23am On Jun 02, 2016 |
Not only that, virtually everybody has a relation that knows the governor's wife's aunt's cousin's sister, Or the deputy governor's mother-in-law's uncle 's brother's daughter 117 Likes 1 Share
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Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:25am On Jun 02, 2016 |
And they are all making calls. You bring out your phone to call your uncle But his number is not available 80 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:28am On Jun 02, 2016 |
You send him a text message and even a "call me" SMS. You're already beginning to lose hope 43 Likes
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Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by kossyablaze(m): 10:28am On Jun 02, 2016 |
Lol team political science University of Nigeria Nsukka. 8 Likes |
Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:29am On Jun 02, 2016 |
But you must still write the interview test 30 Likes
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Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:31am On Jun 02, 2016 |
The face you make in the hall when everything on the question paper is exactly what you read the night before 45 Likes 1 Share
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Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:33am On Jun 02, 2016 |
And you are the first to submit and leave the hall 38 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:34am On Jun 02, 2016 |
Your uncle has received your messages but still doesn't call you 56 Likes 1 Share
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Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:35am On Jun 02, 2016 |
Now, your only hope is on God 62 Likes
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Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:36am On Jun 02, 2016 |
Three weeks later, you're on your own and you receive a text from your uncle. Guess what, he just wrote "Congrats". Hmmm 45 Likes 1 Share
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Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:38am On Jun 02, 2016 |
While you're still wondering what the congrats is for, you get a phone call from one of your friends that the list of successful applicants is out and that you made it You jump up with excitement and rush down to the Secretariat to see things for yourself 62 Likes 1 Share
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Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by chikel2000(m): 10:39am On Jun 02, 2016 |
Hehehehehe nice one OP, please alert me when FIRS recruitment is out 2 Likes |
Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:39am On Jun 02, 2016 |
As you go home that day, one thing still confuses you: Did you get the job on merit? Or was it thanks to your uncle who knows the Senate President's personal assistant's mother's brother ...Oops, I mean your uncle who knows the governor's brother's sister uncle's cousin 54 Likes
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Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:41am On Jun 02, 2016 |
But you're still happy all the same...because you finally got the job 40 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:44am On Jun 02, 2016 |
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Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by Horlawoomey(m): 10:46am On Jun 02, 2016 |
I wish it's that easy. 23 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by Nobody: 11:02am On Jun 02, 2016 |
Horlawoomey: Lol |
Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by delightz(m): 11:11am On Jun 02, 2016 |
Story for the gods 2 Likes |
Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by eightsin(m): 11:13am On Jun 02, 2016 |
Hilarious |
Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by tolu4you: 11:24am On Jun 02, 2016 |
Not funny....... But true 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by trizzy123: 11:44am On Jun 02, 2016 |
Not Bad Not Bad |
Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by omowolewa: 12:32pm On Jun 02, 2016 |
Government work na gulder ultimate search oo o, get it and feel on top of the world. 8 Likes 1 Share |
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