A little boy wanted to know what it was like to have N1,000,000. His mother told him to pray to God for it. He prayed for two weeks but nothing turned up. Then he decided perhaps he should write God a letter requesting the N1,000,000.

When the post office received the letter addressed to God, they opened it and decided to send it to President . The President was so impressed, touched and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy N20,000. He thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy .


The little boy was delighted with the N20,000 and sat down to write a thank-you letter, which read as follows;

"Dear God : Thank you very much for sending me the money. I noticed that you had to send it through the government. As usual, those thieves deducted N980,000 for tax."

tyty d postwoman deductd the cash

o ma gawwd

i guess that cant a nigerian boy. becos they cant tink like that

of course, it's you.

ben i go punch you tru my monitor now ohh

I never even talk sef, you don begin behave like d little boy.

Hey! Stop fighting

Join the club and win a jackpot

ben make we yan well see me on donsponky@yahoo.com now on yahoo massanger

*yawnin*

close ur mouth jor

im mama like am like dat (even if monkey no fine)

aw u take know?

no wonda

barry wonda, steven wonda enough wonda

and daddy shokey wonda

rommie, u no well

wat is her problem?

*whisper to tyty* he has cancer

na the same primary school una attend together

go baff as you no sabi read.

Rommie dey view dat guy ingrish whereas na d same teacher teach dem