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Holy Humour by SamMilla1(m): 6:10pm On Nov 24, 2006
A PASTOR parked his car in a no-parking AREA in ABUJA because he was short of time and couldn't find a space.
Then he put a note under
the WINDSCREEN wiper that read:

"I have circled this area 10 times. and foun no parking space,If I don't park here, I'll miss my
appointment.
FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSES."

When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note.

"I've circled this area for 10
years. If I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job.

LEAD US NOT INTO TEMPTATION."
Re: Holy Humour by Oracle(m): 6:46pm On Nov 24, 2006
lol
the officer couldn't help doing it

Re: Holy Humour by angelz(f): 7:25pm On Nov 24, 2006
They are both verse in the scriptures. Dat's cool.

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