Funny and annoying things Nigerians say.
1. My WICKED UNCLE.
In Nigeria uncles are never GOOD they are always wicked, u easily hear people say dnt mind that my wicked uncle that refused to help me, or that killed my parents or my wicked uncle that maltreated me when I lost my parents in an accident..... yes always an accident.
2. My WICKED STEPMOTHER/FATHER.
This one too is very common in Naija, anybody (STEP) is always WICKED. Stepfather or stepmother etc. they are never Good.
3. My WICKED MOTHER IN-LAW.
This one is so serious, especially with Mama G as a role model, automatically mother in-laws are never Good, kind and considerate.
4. My WICKED LANDLORD.
This one got me thinking, I have never heard, ''that good landlord'' in Nigeria all landlords are evil, especially dat moment when your rent expires and d gentle man knocks on his own door he gave u to inhabit to kindly remind u of ur obligation, automatically he's tamed a wicked landlord.
5. My LANDLADY.
This one ehn! dey common for Edo state sha, but what happened to the landlord....... I don't knw ooo.
6. POLICE are thief's, they can NEVER be your FRIEND.
Na wa ooooo police sha, because dis guys are on a black cloth on a black country under a black presido nd a black sun, automatically all Nigerian police have a black heart to Nigerians. U can never hear good things about Nigerian police in Nigeria.
7. ALL GRADUATES ARE JOBLESS.
Because our country don't provide job for graduates automatically all graduates are now jobless in Nigeria, in fact people nw even tell undergraduates to go learn a trade cos if they graduate dem no go get work, hmmmmmmm Buhari for something before something do us pas as e dey do us so ooôoo.
8. All Okada/keke/Taxi drivers are graduates.
Because of d poor government nd poor economy any transport driver as skul certificate at home in Nigeria. U easily hear dem say na because I dey ride okada? am a graduate of Otuoke federal poly oooooo chai! Naija.
9. Everyone from WARRI is a bad Guy...
Area!!! u go see dat aboki dey shout k!!! Na sooo. Just because warri is stubborn, every one from warri will nw claim bad guy even wen dem nr fit spell bad... me abi warri sha... Area!!!!
10. Every IGBO person loves Money.
I wonder hw every Igbo nd money take attach.
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11. Yoruba demon

Lol.... Na true oooooo

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