donbenedict:
wat? I hope u dnt want to judge me? Cuz I knw if I posted this story on nairaland, i'm very sure u would hav been the first person to laugh at me

nope i neva wanted to judge u, i only wanted to call u a*****.. Laugh at u? Sure i will remember the day u laffed at some1's post 2.

ErnieSmallzz:
nope i neva wanted to judge u, i only wanted to call u a*****.. Laugh at u? Sure i will remember the day u laffed at some1's post 2.

asshole? U must be crazy? So why would u want to call me an asshole? Tell me

Op, the babe is just mean. The most painful way someone has broken up with me was via sms. I found it really annoying.

donbenedict:
asshole? U must be crazy? So why would u want to call me an asshole? Tell me

hehehe cutehec is feeling sleepy oh, where did u c asshole in my reply, i meant Devil. Lol Ngwanu oya go and sleep

ErnieSmallzz:
hehehe cutehec is feeling sleepy oh, where did u c asshole in my reply. Ngwanu oya go and sleep

oya wat did u mean by a******* if u say it isn't asshole

donbenedict:
oya wat did u mean by a******* if u say it isn't asshole

i meant devil nt a*******, made a mistake should have spaced the "A" from the "STARS"... And u even said am crazy isorai

ErnieSmallzz:
i meant devil nt a*******, made a mistake should have spaced the "A" from the "STARS"... And u even said am crazy isorai

haaaa, devil? I even prefer asshole dan devil sef... dats wicked...



But ayam not a devil na?

Pastor ke? He said he got the revelation himself oo

ErnieSmallzz:
lmao, @bolded..







Did he tell u the pastor that saw the vision

gave me a nice treat, I love eating and I ate to my fill. we sat close to the sea, talked and i left his place, later at night, he told me on phone his with someone else.
2year's now and it's just like yesterday. I don't really regret it tho I still miss and love him but he gave me a departing parry (lol)

Broke up with a lady I dated for 2yrs, reason been she changed.....she wants me to be giving her lot attention which I tried but she wasn't reciprocating......and me being the kind of guy I am, I don't force nobody into a relationship....I just gave her the silent mode breakup....no calls, no text, nothing...I didn't call and say "hey we done" I hate keeping enemies.

donbenedict:
haaaa, devil? I even prefer asshole dan devil sef... dats wicked...



But ayam not a devil na?

yes u are. U said am crazy

ErnieSmallzz:
yes u are. U said am crazy

i'm so sorry.

donbenedict:
i'm so sorry.

u know u really need to learn how to control ur anger



i know that sorry is nt genuine

ErnieSmallzz:
u know u really need to learn how to control ur anger



i know that sorry is nt genuine

i'm very very sorry...

juhan:

After five years, i woke up one morning to see his wedding pictures on facebook, then i used my tongue to count my teeth.

jopretty:
Had an accident after seeing him off, was admitted and spent two weeks writhing in pain cos I was badly injured and stitched. The dude came one faithful day and called it off reason being my 'beautiful' face won't be as it used to. I cried, reported him to God and moved on. New guy came onboard and helped me through, I became more "prettier." Years later, dude had a devastating accident that left him imbecilic, now he's back asking for my hand in marriage saying God showed him I'm his wife. I just laughed.

Which film is that? I'm pretty sure Jim Iyke would be there

mikkypel:


Which film is that? I'm pretty sure Jim Iyke would be there

its no film bro, it happened to me. Still have scars from stitched wounds on my arm and eye.

donbenedict:
i'm very very sorry...

u are Forgiven





but u know u still owe me ur *BASS VOICE*

going blank on me

When I say no girl can break my heart...friends said I never fall in love.I can only be hurt if the girl the girl has been the one providing my needs...

jopretty:
Had an accident after seeing him off, was admitted and spent two weeks writhing in pain cos I was badly injured and stitched. The dude came one faithful day and called it off reason being my 'beautiful' face won't be as it used to. I cried, reported him to God and moved on. New guy came onboard and helped me through, I became more "prettier." Years later, dude had a devastating accident that left him imbecilic, now he's back asking for my hand in marriage saying God showed him I'm his wife. I just laughed.

hahahahahaha..something about this post just keeps making me laugh. .

maybe the word imbecilic is very funny to me...

lmao.

To me i accept break up which ever way it is, cos whosoever left me gave an oportunity for a better chance to come, Love u all.

Kondomatic:
Try that shit on me and you will never live to wedd the new man.

..killer alert!

After 2-3weeks without calling her, she just came on whatapp telling me we need to talk, I thought she wanted to resolve tins and ask me why I haven't call her, she just told me dat we need to break up... Gosh online breaking up mehn, dis girl doesn't respect me... I nearly cry mehn... Still nursing the wound in my heart though

I can't tell

Check my signature, let's cash out this season.

Kondomatic:
Try that shit on me and you will never live to wedd the new man.

what you gonna do

Reduction in calls, texts and finally no calls or texts.

Shit happens but never let it happen twice cause that bull Shit

Cutehector:
Wow dats mean

how big is your dick

Cutehector:
Well all through my relationship years, i"v been d one initiating the breaking up...

When u meet someone that knows how to operate ur mumu button very well and she strikes like a viper, guy u will cry rolling on the floor like one of my friends

donbenedict:
one of dem. I broke up with the first cuz I was born again dat time... I told her I dnt want to hav sex in d relationship and knowing dat she is sexually very active and will likely cheat on me even if she agrees, I just didn't want to deceive myself on false hopes, dats why I broke up wit her.

YOU WERE BORN AGAIN THAT TIME? WHAT ABOUT NOW?