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Questions That Confuse Mankind! by Donvilo(m): 10:56am On Aug 31, 2009
a) Who was the 1st person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'ill squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes outta it!
b) Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
c) Who was the 1st person to say,"See that chicken there, I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt!"
d) Can blind peeps see their dreams? Do they dream?
e) If electricity comes from electrons, does morality comes from morons?
f) If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil made vegetables. What is baby oil made from?
g) Isn't disney world just a people-trap operated by a mouse?
h) Why do peeps point to their wrists when asking for the time but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? i) If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
j) Do you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you but, when you take him out on a car ride, he can't wait to stick his head out of the window into the wind?! ;\ It kinda bites me. ;\
Re: Questions That Confuse Mankind! by Ben13: 11:01am On Aug 31, 2009
If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil made vegetables. What is baby oil made from? From you cool

keep 'em coming
Re: Questions That Confuse Mankind! by romsky: 11:06am On Aug 31, 2009
cool
Re: Questions That Confuse Mankind! by Donvilo(m): 11:29am On Aug 31, 2009
Ben20001:

If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil made vegetables. What is baby oil made from? From you cool

keep 'em coming
From me? :-o LOL! grin No, please! am not a baby-oil manufacturer(mean not from my body!) grin
Re: Questions That Confuse Mankind! by Ben13: 11:46am On Aug 31, 2009
you think I don't know it's produced from your tin
Re: Questions That Confuse Mankind! by romsky: 11:50am On Aug 31, 2009
Ben d manufacturer
Re: Questions That Confuse Mankind! by HarryPotter1(m): 11:51am On Aug 31, 2009
ROFLMAO @ Don vilo where u get all these question 4rm. the one am concern wit is that of "quizzes are quzzical,wat are test" hmmmm that one na TESTICALS{testis} everybody know that one.lol
Re: Questions That Confuse Mankind! by Ben13: 11:52am On Aug 31, 2009
Romade the wholesaler
Re: Questions That Confuse Mankind! by HarryPotter1(m): 12:02pm On Aug 31, 2009
@romsky and Ben e bi like say una do find beta plce 2 hook up abi,i dey here oo.infact i won buy the baby oil sef na who the sell am?
Re: Questions That Confuse Mankind! by Ben13: 12:05pm On Aug 31, 2009
you need to be a registered distributor
Re: Questions That Confuse Mankind! by kevoh(m): 12:06pm On Aug 31, 2009
;d
Re: Questions That Confuse Mankind! by Donvilo(m): 12:12pm On Aug 31, 2009
Quote.
but from ur 'tin'?
ha ha haaa grin grin grin how & what do u mean by that? shocked Hope u're not talking about my d**k?;\
Re: Questions That Confuse Mankind! by Donvilo(m): 12:18pm On Aug 31, 2009
Harry Potter:

ROFLMAO @ Don vilo where u get all these question 4rm. the one am concern wit is that of "quizzes are quzzical,wat are test" hmmmm that one na TESTICALS{testis} everybody know that one.lol
Testicals! looool very funny! grin cheesy
Re: Questions That Confuse Mankind! by romsky: 12:22pm On Aug 31, 2009
Harry Potter:

@romsky and Ben e bi like say una do find beta plce 2 hook up abi,i dey here oo.infact i won buy the baby oil sef na who the sell am?
H P we can initiate u into d gay club as well
Re: Questions That Confuse Mankind! by HarryPotter1(m): 12:27pm On Aug 31, 2009
Ben20001:

you need to be a registered distributor
Ben who talk say i won registered na like so u de do ur own business.u think i go be a distributor of baby oil way they produce 4rm "TIN" lol.
Re: Questions That Confuse Mankind! by Donvilo(m): 12:33pm On Aug 31, 2009
Here's another question;
a) Why do Alphabet song and Twinkle twinkle little star have the same?
b) Does pushing the elevator button more than once makes it, arrives faster?
c) (For married ladies.) Why does ur gynaecologist leave the room when u're about to get undressed, if they are gonna look up there anyway?
Re: Questions That Confuse Mankind! by HarryPotter1(m): 12:38pm On Aug 31, 2009
@romsky lie lie i no say u be my opposite sex indicate ur gender make we know.
Re: Questions That Confuse Mankind! by romsky: 12:48pm On Aug 31, 2009
u day dream a lot miser
Re: Questions That Confuse Mankind! by bydot1(m): 12:51pm On Aug 31, 2009
He's on bed shocked
Re: Questions That Confuse Mankind! by HarryPotter1(m): 1:02pm On Aug 31, 2009
romsky which one be miser 4 dis one abi u won know how i spend my money.
@by.dot who is on bed.
Re: Questions That Confuse Mankind! by romsky: 1:05pm On Aug 31, 2009
he dey ask me kweshun who me go ask o
Re: Questions That Confuse Mankind! by HarryPotter1(m): 1:10pm On Aug 31, 2009
@Donvilo ebi like say u will go and apply for a comedian at nite of a thousand laugh.ur question de make me ROFLMAO.
Re: Questions That Confuse Mankind! by Ben13: 1:19pm On Aug 31, 2009
hehehe. . Haripoter makes pot
Re: Questions That Confuse Mankind! by Donvilo(m): 1:41pm On Aug 31, 2009
@Ben20001. "Harry potter makes pot" cheesy Ha haa. Very funny, indeed.
@Harry Potter. No, not me. grin grin I honestly can't do that. By the way, I thought that u're on your way to kill voldermort? undecided
Re: Questions That Confuse Mankind! by HarryPotter1(m): 1:44pm On Aug 31, 2009
Ben20001:

hehehe. . Haripoter makes pot
Ben wetin u mean sef abi no the find my trouble becos if u find am i go jazz u wit one spell.try me and see urself in Azkaban.
Re: Questions That Confuse Mankind! by HarryPotter1(m): 2:03pm On Aug 31, 2009
Donvilo:

@Ben20001. "Harry potter makes pot" cheesy Ha haa. Very funny, indeed.
@Harry Potter. No, not me. grin grin I honestly can't do that. By the way, I thought that u're on your way to kill voldermort?  undecided
Donvilo u wan follow me go kill am? if na so make u go board hogwart express for evil forest by 1am and meet me at Deadly hallow where i will dig it out wit Voldemort.
Re: Questions That Confuse Mankind! by Abbeycity4(f): 2:08pm On Aug 31, 2009
wetin i com do 4 hia self **rushing out**
Re: Questions That Confuse Mankind! by bashydemy(m): 5:49am On Sep 01, 2009
Hello mate am neu to NL and will lyk to be part of dys so wat is the due and who to pay for
Re: Questions That Confuse Mankind! by tytylayor: 6:55am On Sep 01, 2009
see romsky in d next room, for more information and guardiance
Re: Questions That Confuse Mankind! by bashydemy(m): 11:44am On Sep 01, 2009
so wia is the next rum?
Re: Questions That Confuse Mankind! by CrazyMan(m): 7:37pm On Sep 02, 2009
Nice one
Re: Questions That Confuse Mankind! by jamace(m): 8:18pm On Sep 02, 2009
Kool confusions for mankind. cheesy

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