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Re: Pix Talk by D1KeleVra(m): 5:09pm On Aug 31, 2010 |
GeeCee: E be like say na slap dey hungry u |
Re: Pix Talk by D1KeleVra(m): 7:59pm On Aug 31, 2010 |
*tehehehe* This is recycling
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Re: Pix Talk by tayoast(m): 8:29pm On Aug 31, 2010 |
disgusting!!! |
Re: Pix Talk by D1KeleVra(m): 1:58pm On Sep 01, 2010 |
Some racist stuvz lol
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Re: Pix Talk by StudioCFR(m): 2:26pm On Sep 01, 2010 |
Lol |
Re: Pix Talk by zenus(m): 6:08pm On Sep 01, 2010 |
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Re: Pix Talk by zenus(m): 6:12pm On Sep 01, 2010 |
Tech support:What kind of computer do you have? Female customer: A white one, =============== Customer: Hi, this is Maureen. I can't get my diskette out. Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button? Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck. Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note. Customer: No , wait a minute, I hadn't inserted it yet, it's still on my desk, Sorry, =============== Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen. Customer: Your left or my left? =============== Tech support: Good day. How may I help you? Male customer: Hello, I can't print. Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and, Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates. =============== Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer', I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it, ============== = Customer: I have problems printing in red, Tech support: Do you have a colour printer? Customer: Aaaah, thank you. =============== Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am? Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at Woollies. =============== Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore. Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer? Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer. Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back. Customer: OK Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you? Customer: Yes Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard? Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah, that one does work, =============== Tech support: Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a capital letter V as n Victor, the number 7. Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters ? =============== Customer: can't get on the Internet. Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password? Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was? Customer: Five stars. =============== Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use? Customer: Netscape. Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program. Customer: Oh, sorry, Internet Explorer. =============== Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears. =============== Tech support: How may I help you? Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail. Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem? Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it? =============== A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. Tech support: Are you running it under windows? Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine." =============== And last but not least, Tech support: "Okay Colin, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager." Customer: I don't have a P. Tech support: On your keyboard, Colin. Customer: What do you mean? Tech support: "P", on your keyboard, Colin. Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!
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Re: Pix Talk by r231(m): 7:41pm On Sep 01, 2010 |
one united
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Re: Pix Talk by tayoast(m): 8:53pm On Sep 01, 2010 |
Re: Pix Talk by Kunbee: 10:36pm On Sep 01, 2010 |
Re: Pix Talk by tayoast(m): 10:49pm On Sep 01, 2010 |
cheer up |
Re: Pix Talk by r231(m): 10:50pm On Sep 01, 2010 |
what |
Re: Pix Talk by Kunbee: 10:56pm On Sep 01, 2010 |
hmmmmmmm |
Re: Pix Talk by tayoast(m): 11:47pm On Sep 01, 2010 |
Re: Pix Talk by GeeCee(m): 6:44am On Sep 03, 2010 |
Origin
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Re: Pix Talk by Nobody: 11:37am On Sep 03, 2010 |
ssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Re: Pix Talk by xynerise: 12:55pm On Sep 03, 2010 |
hmmmmmm.
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Re: Pix Talk by xynerise: 1:02pm On Sep 03, 2010 |
;d ;d
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Re: Pix Talk by xynerise: 1:06pm On Sep 03, 2010 |
;d 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: Pix Talk by Ben13: 1:08pm On Sep 03, 2010 |
Thread was really good. Stayed on topic till the end. You know our rule; the thread is more than a hundred page. . .so must be locked. Another thread on PIX Talk can be created. Remember, stay on topic on all other threads, chat only on the offtopic thread. ~Thread Locked. |
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