17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. - Jokes Etc (2)

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Nobody: 4:45am On Jul 05, 2016

lolz.....this op eeehn

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(m): 8:47am On Jul 05, 2016

dopeJemi:
Na only number I remember oh

You go Primary school so? undecided

Because, I no say You nor be Ajebo. grin

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(m): 8:47am On Jul 05, 2016

homesteady:
LMAO! Good old days

There is one yab about strongest man in your village I'm trying to remember, it was quite painful and funny then!

They are so much mehn.. cheesy

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(m): 8:47am On Jul 05, 2016

Lasveg:
Lol.. Very funny. U short like devil walking stick.

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by pryd(m): 9:57am On Jul 05, 2016

bwahahaha good old days. grin

Thanks man.

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(m): 4:57pm On Jul 05, 2016

Ser Seun and Ser Lalasticlala let's move this to frontpage.

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by fadasam: 5:59pm On Jul 05, 2016

You and ur papa write common entrance, you pass yourbpapa fail

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by flokii: 6:01pm On Jul 05, 2016

@OP one chilled stout for you.. those mumu old days

Spot on

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by bizza45: 6:04pm On Jul 05, 2016

u and your grandpa b twins

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by rukkyland(m): 6:06pm On Jul 05, 2016

#you mess akara wear skirt.
#with your tum-tum belly like PALMGROOVE meatpie.
# I mess.. you say sir.

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Psylas(m): 6:08pm On Jul 05, 2016

When I was very young I used to curse people older than me ''your mother toto'' they will keep hitting me I'll be insulting their mama toto, I didn't know the meaning then but I will be surprised the way they hit me harder just because I said ''your mother toto''

Now I realise I was very rude
them even pity me because I deserved to be tied and beaten very well.

modified!
I didn't read the post before commenting, thought it's about insulting older ones

SEE YOUR FLAT HEAD LIKE AMINA CURV SHOE.

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Nobody: 6:08pm On Jul 05, 2016

8' o'clock never back u carry plate dey pursue elewa.
Ur black ynash like devil bible
lolzzz

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by dopeJemi: 6:09pm On Jul 05, 2016

AbuMikey:

You go Primary school so?

Because, I no say You nor be Ajebo.

Duh! I went to the best pry school in my state undecided

those things you put up there are so Ewww lipsrsealed

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by daveyjay(m): 6:10pm On Jul 05, 2016

homesteady:
LMAO! Good old days

There is one yab about strongest man in your village I'm trying to remember, it was quite painful and funny then!

the stronqest man in ur villaqe cannot carry one maqqi

Lol

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by DifferentBoy1(m): 6:10pm On Jul 05, 2016

You mess, kom kom tie wrapper pursue landlord

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by rawtouch: 6:10pm On Jul 05, 2016

tall u no tall, short u no short u just be like Maltina bottle

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by jeffoe(m): 6:11pm On Jul 05, 2016

Ehla ojukan,

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by moshould(m): 6:11pm On Jul 05, 2016

Your papa mess, hellfire quench, devil repent...

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by DifferentBoy1(m): 6:11pm On Jul 05, 2016

You shit here, shit here, shit here, call am three wise men

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by milez7(m): 6:12pm On Jul 05, 2016

lol.......

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by jekks(m): 6:12pm On Jul 05, 2016

let me remember one "you mess Akara shit ororo"

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by DifferentBoy1(m): 6:12pm On Jul 05, 2016

See your head like commando last bullet

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by daveyjay(m): 6:12pm On Jul 05, 2016

the richest man in ur villaqe use wheelbarrow for car

Others dey count money U dey count abacha beer beer

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by DifferentBoy1(m): 6:13pm On Jul 05, 2016

You mess, satan give him life to Christ

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Larrey(f): 6:13pm On Jul 05, 2016

Ladycloud:
I can't relate to any oo

that means you no be ajepako grin

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Emeka71(m): 6:14pm On Jul 05, 2016

Sounds silly.

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by DifferentBoy1(m): 6:14pm On Jul 05, 2016

We termed them "wordings"

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by bobokunlexzy: 6:15pm On Jul 05, 2016

Ladycloud:
I can't relate to any oo

You must be a learner......or just forming posh

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Owliver(m): 6:17pm On Jul 05, 2016

AbuMikey:
Extras

With You Bend Bend Leg like Bendel State

With Your Big Big teeth like Igbo Tablet

You Mess, Amala throw Backie

You nor tall, You nor short, but You be like Maltex bottle

I knew alllllll.

you see eruplane dey pass you put basket make e lay egg.

you mess kuli kuli tie wrapper.

your big head like igbobi sign board.

your Fido mido denge.

you mess akpu fly gate.

where did you grow up? me mile2 side grin

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by bobokunlexzy: 6:17pm On Jul 05, 2016

The Baddest...... 2 kulikuli attack ur village, nobody escaped

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Nobody: 6:18pm On Jul 05, 2016

You chop bread use the nylon take sew agbada grin

You chop head of fish use the bone take make antenna.... cheesy

See your round belle like 6'oclock.

See your ojoro eye like agbalumo seed grin

see your big nose like jeep grin

I give ur papa head of fish he comot for chair sit 4 ground dey salute me grin

You mess, thunder wear coat cool

You chop indomie ,grow dada for chest grin

....dafuq?? grin

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by teacherbim(f): 6:18pm On Jul 05, 2016

Fact ni mo so fun ee kon se fanta

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