The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive
-INEC

The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow
-Abuja High Court

The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation)
-Senate

The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
-Lai Mohammed

The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo
-Patrick Obahiagbon

The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria
-Fayose

We will create another moon for Nigerians
-APC

Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved.
-Presidency

We will blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons
-NDA

We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky
-Boko Haram

Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence.
-EFCC

We dont want to sight the Moon
-Brexit

We know where the moon is but we dont want to say.
-The US govt

"Niger Delta Militants and IPOB planning to blow up the moon" - DSS

"Hold IPOB and Niger Delta Avengers for missing moon" - MURIC

"We will find and protect the moon from terrorist attacks" - Buruntai

"The Biafrans should leave us to our moon and keep their Yeye sun" - Nairaland YAM Squad ( Kwararats chapter)

"Hold Fayose, Ngozi and Jonathan responsible for missing moon" - SERAP, Falana.

"Any attack on the moon is an attack on the north" - Buhari

Soo so on point. Typical Nigerian syndrome

lolsss....that's Nigerians for u. Always finding a way to make issues look and sound funny.

please can the missing moon remain in it's hideout till further notice....somebody please tell it not to show yet ooo .....so that this holiday go make complete sense.

I predicted about the missing moon last month -----TB JOSHUA

The Moon is not missing ,if you pay your tithe you will see it----- Daddy GO

We have the moon in custody for it own safety ---DSS

We have repelled an attack against the moon ---Nig Army

We repeat no ransome was paid for the release of the moon --- Nigerian Police

The police lied ,We paid ransome to release the moon -- Muslim Youth Council

Dfinex:
lolsss....that's Nigerians for u. Always finding a way to make issues look and sound funny.

please can the missing moon remain in it's hideout till further notice....somebody please tell it not to show yet ooo .....so that this holiday go make complete sense.

"No Moon, No work" - NLC declares indefinite stay at home strike protesting missing moon.

idupaul:
I predicted about the missing moon last month -----TB JOSHUA

The Moon is not missing ,if you pay your tithe you will see it----- Daddy GO

Under my watch I ensured that the moon never went missing - Obasanjo I too sabi

MagicBishop:


"No Moon, No work" - NLC declares indefinite stay at home strike protesting missing moon.

Hahaha. ..I don die for laff. omo na bring back the moon things o...very soon

"The moon will be restored tomorow in the night sky by this administration. As I speak now, the President is setting up a high level task force of local scientists and astronauts to bring back the moon" - Lai Mohammed.

"don't ask me about the missing moon. I am not a rocket scientist" - Fashola

"we can't pay salaries because of missing moon and need urgent bailout" - Aregberascal

If the moon is missing, America will know-.....Goodluck Jonathan

crixtex:
If the moon is missing, America will know-.....Goodluck Jonathan

, lala, mynd44

MagicBishop:
"don't ask me about the missing moon. I am not a rocket scientist" - Fashola

I dun laff

The moon is Technically hiding. - Lai Moha


Bring back our Moon. - Oby E


Jonathan and PDP are the reason some people sight the moon before others. - APC

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If the sun can't rise then the moon remain hidden - IPOB

Enegod:

Helo dear, pls i need you to vote for my candidate right in my siggy, just like you voted last year, 2015
Voting commences next week and i will surely notify u with the appropriate link when it starts. Thank u!

Awaiting ur reply!