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| If God Created Us With Supernatural Powers by Nobody: 1:27am On Jul 07, 2016 |
Am always wondering that it will be cool if God created us with different supernatural powers I would love this if i were created with Red wings,ability to see human mind and commanding any f.ucking material.What of you? HERE 1.Invisibility 2.Communicating with animals 3.Seeing Visions 4.Communicating with dead 5.Contolling fire,water,air and earth(like avatar) 6.Walking through walls without harm 7.Disappearing 8.Moving fast like Flash 9.Turn to anything 10.Bullet proof 11.Skin changing e.g black skin to any colour 12.Rubber body 13.Metal body 14.Walking on anything e.g water,fire 15.Wake up any dead body 16.Change the time of the day 17.See anything in Darkness 18.Anything you touch turns GOLD 19.Teleport 20.Knowing the future.... Yours not there? Name it 1 Like
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| Re: If God Created Us With Supernatural Powers by UndisputedBosom(m): 1:35am On Jul 07, 2016 |
All of the above |
| Re: If God Created Us With Supernatural Powers by Nobody: 1:47am On Jul 07, 2016 |
U remind me |
| Re: If God Created Us With Supernatural Powers by Olachase(m): 4:02am On Jul 07, 2016 |
10, 11, 12, 17. Is possible through the help of white men |
| Re: If God Created Us With Supernatural Powers by Nobody: 4:25am On Jul 07, 2016 |
Olachase i mean NATURAL some maybe possible tho |
| Re: If God Created Us With Supernatural Powers by Daeveed(m): 9:53am On Jul 07, 2016 |
Ah'll Prefer All Of em' |
| Re: If God Created Us With Supernatural Powers by adekola02(m): 10:20am On Jul 07, 2016 |
i love 1....18 and 20 |
| Re: If God Created Us With Supernatural Powers by Nobody: 10:29am On Jul 07, 2016 |
Ability to eat all the food in the whole world without being satisfied.... wouldn't it be cool eating 5 thousand bags of rice and still want more?? Hahahah.. and secondly.. ability to do night duty(you know what I mean)...first round.. for straight 2 years.. no break,.....ha&ahaha |
| Re: If God Created Us With Supernatural Powers by Nobody: 10:49am On Jul 07, 2016 |
You prefer all? You have insect eyes(Oju kokoro lolz) And God says dont use your powers for granted or else you die instantly....
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