Here in Africa, societal values matters. The society have a norm they expect you to conform to. Not living according to the standards of the society will make you not only appear alien and unwanted but you will also face serious persecution and discrimination.


Well here is a good news for you, as I have carefully complied my lists of 10 ways you can be the person you truly want to be but still appear responsible to the society.

10 ways of playing the perfect hypocrite.


1. Go to school: in this part of the world, those that go to school are seen as not only responsible but of bright future. Even if you are not the type that likes school, jst get a course to study and attend school. Let everyone know that you are schooling, you can as well graduate with a pass or certificate of attendance. It doesn't matter as long as you go to school you will be respected

2. Be religious
This is very important in this part of the world, you must ve a belief either Islam of Christianity.
Even if your atheism pass sonoflucifer and johnydon22 own, just act like u believe otherwise you will be seen as a complete nuisance out there.
Make sure u ve stickers all over your car showing "Praise to Jesus" "Allah is great" etc
Also always say things like "God bless u" Insha Allah" etc wen speaking.
Carry the heaviest bible wen going to church and make sure u sit in front. As a Muslim, keep ur beards and look respected.
Even if na you be second in command to devil, jst obey these rules. u can come to NL and be atheist, no one knows ur identity here

3.Get a job
You just don't have an option, get a job. Even if you are jobless, get dressed in the morning, put on your office dress and pretend you have hell of work out there. Look serious and get out in a rush. Make sure u carry lots of brief cases as it will make u even look more responsible. Come rain come sunshine, even if the streets are flooded, just get to work. You can even go straight to a friend's house far away, gist sleep and come back in the evening looking exhausted.

oya sare shey diss thread

Those dat are hating mofos

U for talk say make person no kuku exist na

Hmmm...











And how will you end up

dazzlingd:
2. Be religious
Even if na you be second in command to devil, jst obey these rules. u can come to NL and be atheist, no one knows ur identity here

Off-NL, I'm atheist too. If a mumu with black hand can wake up and say Adam and Eve are his forefathers, why should I be ashamed of not believing such obvious bullshit?

Funny thread though

4. Get married
This is very important, a responsible man is one who has gotten married and have a family. No matter your views about marriage, jst find a spouse and get married. Don't be like Mrcork or killjoy.
(you can be playing your away match after marriage but don't get caught)
Thank God we have lots of single pretty ladies here, jst pick one sandoski, sinaj, refiner, omotayo123 etc jst be responsible and pick one

Never smoke nor get drunk in public
Never break this rule. This is not Europe where you smoke with swags or don't you watch nollywood where smokers are bad boys and criminals. In parties, you can decline drinks or jst take a sip and pretend u haven't tasted alcohol in a long time...Even lala can finish one farm of weed but u will never see him smoke in public, he is being responsible

dazzlingd:
3.Get a job
. Look serious and get out in a rush. Make sure u carry lots of brief cases as it will make u even look more responsible.

This whole thing make me laugh so much.

"Even lala can smoke a farm of weed."



You're funny. You have a career in comedy writing ahead of you. LOL FOREVER

Nice.

6. Dress responsibly
What is responsible dressing? well I don't know, but responsible dressing in this part of the world is when u dress the African way. No sagging, no earrings for guys, no crazy jeans, no face caps, chains etc stfuareugod are u listening

Smp