Campaign campaigns campaignss!!!
*IF I BECOME THE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA,*
*My 12 Points Agenda would be as follows:*
1. I am going to make sure any guy or girl
who breaks
each others heart will spend
20years in jail.
2. No man is entitled to more than one
wife.
3. Any guy without 6 packs or any girl
without figure 8 will have to relocate to
Iran or Iraq
for survival..
4. No work on Mondays
5. You must not have more than 4kids...
6. If U are married and ain't paying
attention to your
wife,you will be jailed until you change.
7. Every cheating man or woman must be
kept in a
zoo for 2 months.
8. No sex until U seek permission from
your local
Govt chairman... and it's once per
month....
9.Every boy must register her girlfriend
in the ministry of
woman affairs,which makes it one boy
one girl ,if you want
re-register a new girl you will publish it
on 4 different
newspaper's
10.Any girl who is not married till 35
years will be taken to
chibok for the exchange of our girls held
by boko haram
11.Any man of 40 years and still single
will receive a free
wife from the federal government,
12.Every marriage certificate will have
expiration date and
will be renewed promptly when
expired....
*Question is::*
*Will u vote for me??

I see you're ready to rule Bujumbura in Burundi.....,.....