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The Crazy, Stupid Love by 0ubenji(m): 8:33pm On Jul 17, 2016
He’d message you earlier in the day asking what
you’re doing later(as usual), because it’s been a while since you two
have hung out. AS FRIENDS.

He won’t text you until 10pm, at which point you can come
over and won't be able to return. AS A FRIEND.

You’ll be sitting on his bed, in the middle of a sentence,
choking back tears, because you just showed him the broken
pieces left of you from a fresh heartbreak, AS A FRIEND.

and he’ll cup your chin in his hands and bring your lips to his, to comfort you.
AS A FRIEND.

You resist but he maintains hold of your cheek and tells you
to relax and just kiss him. AS A FRIEND.

You give in, and he begins peeling off both your clothing and
his. Still—you guessed it—AS A FRIEND.

As he’s about to enter you, he’ll kiss you deeply, AS A FRIEND.

While he f**ks you, he calls you “baby!” repeatedly. AS A FRIEND though, so don’t get any crazy ideas.

He watches your face when you come, momentarily putting
his satisfaction on hold to revel in yours. Because THAT's WHAT FRIENDS DO.

After you’re finished, he’ll try to cuddle and tell you how
special you are and how much he LIKES you and is glad
you’re in his life—but of course, AS A FRIEND.

You get sleepy just lying there—you both do; it’s past 1am at
this point. Sometimes, as you’re getting your clothes back
on, he’ll ask if you’re sure you don’t want to sleep over. AS A FRIEND

On the nights when he couldn't get past your skirt, he’ll tell you not to get too comfortable or else
you could fall asleep and forget this is not home, AS A FRIEND

Up until a month ago he’d been
sharing a bed with someone else almost every night, AS A SOULMATE

You start putting your clothes on, and he’ll try to pull you
back down on the bed for a few more minutes. AS A FRIEND.

When you finally do leave, he’ll give you a hug at the door,
but won’t even walk you halfway down the street. Not even AS A FRIEND.

This is my 2cents for the special lady reading this crazy, stupid post, AS A FRIEND

Pls, don't let him take advantage of you, AS A FRIEND

Yea, you want more than thinking of him AS A FRIEND

But if you remain to him A FRIEND, he should never get beyond that zone AS A FRIEND.
Re: The Crazy, Stupid Love by Tallysmallz(f): 8:37pm On Jul 17, 2016
Hmmm.. smiley
Re: The Crazy, Stupid Love by UndisputedBosom(m): 8:45pm On Jul 17, 2016
I refuse to comment here

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