nich:

oya wait make i go carry anoda ps-pad for you! meanwhile, wey romsky, abbey-city, tyty and the odas?

Them don graduate for Nairaland sch

Ben-10:
An old man joined the bus at ikeja in Lagos, he menaged to push through and got a seat.

It didn't take long before he realized his wallet was missing and this old man stood up and shouted , who ever that took my wallet should return it or else what happened in 1964 will repeat its self.

After some minuets the alaye guys quietly returned his wallet out of fear.

And the was this curious Young girl who claimed to be a journalist asking the old man what actually happened in 1964?

He replied , someone stole my wallet and I had to walk home.

Ben-10:
A boy returned from school after the promotional
examination and the following ensued between him and his
father:

Son: Daddy, do you know what?

Daddy: No, not until you tell me my son.

Son: You are not going to buy books for me next session

Daddy: Why? Have you been given a scholarship?

Son: No! I am repeating the class.

Ben13:
Jesus and Satan have a discussion as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God as the judge.

They sat themselves at their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight. Seconds before the end of the
competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over.

He asks Satan to show what he has come up with. Satan is visibly upset, and cries, “I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out.”

“Very well, then,” says God, “let us see if Jesus fared any better.”

Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan is astonished.

He stutters, “B-b-but how? I lost everything, yet Jesus’ program is intact. How did he do it?”

God smiled all-knowingly, “Jesus saves.”

Ben13:
God is tired, worn out. So he speaks to St. Peter, "You know, I need a vacation. Got any suggestions where I should go?"

St. Peter, thinking, nods his head, then says, "How about Jupiter? It's nice and warm there this time of the year."

God shakes His head before saying, "No. Too much gravity. You know how that hurts my back."

"Hmmm," St. Peter reflects. "Well, how about Mercury?"

"No way!" God mutters, "It's way too hot for me there!"

"I've got it," St. Peter says, his face lighting up. "How about going Down to Earth for your vacation?"

Chuckling, God remarks, "Are you kidding? Two thousand years ago I went there, had an affair with some nice Jewish girls, and they're STILL talking about it!"

Ben13:
Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be precised. On one side of the river lived the rabbit, and on the other side lived the bear.

One fine day, the bear was sitting on a stump, enjoying his breakfest of berries. Then he heard someone yelling at him. It was the rabbit.

"Hey! Hey, Teddy, get your butt over here. I've got something to show you!"

"Not now! I'm eating."

"Oh come on!" said the rabbit. "It's really important."

"No way."

"Please. It's urgent."

So the bear decided to go all the way over the wide river. It took him all day and all night to get over to the other side. He nearly drowned. And when he finally got there he was groaning and panting, and wheezing for air.

"Well, rabbit," he panted. "What did you want to tell me?"

"Hey, Teddy," the rabbit began, "look how many berries are on the other side of the river."

Ben13:
Man: Doctor, for the last 2 weeks my wife has thought that she is a rabbit.

Doctor: Ok, bring her in and I’ll try to help.

Man: Fine, but whatever you do, don’t cure her, I love her when she is a rabbit.

Hmn guy u crack the jokes sotay i don weak

Ben13:
[size=15pt]Welcome!!! [/size] 


Laugh but don't fart 


Sylve was dying.

His wife sat at the bedside.

He looked up and said weakly, "I have something I must confess."
"There's no need to," his wife replied.

"No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace. I slept with you, r sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"

"I know, I know," she replied. "Now just rest and let the poison work"

Laff those wrinkles out here

Ben13:
[size=15pt]Welcome!!! [/size] 


Laugh but don't fart 


Sylve was dying.

His wife sat at the bedside.

He looked up and said weakly, "I have something I must confess."
"There's no need to," his wife replied.

"No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace. I slept with you, r sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"

"I know, I know," she replied. "Now just rest and let the poison work"

Laff those wrinkles out here