An ict firm in Abuja is looking for a .net programmer. A guru and not a learner. If you are good send me a mail . Been a Christian would be an added advantage. It is urgent. A Muslim can also apply but the boss already had a handful of them. Skills is the most important thing.

FTP! Oya where are those NET spinners yarning dust on the other thread.

Wait, there is a flag variable here dudes.

if person is muslim
then
redirect 404_error
else if status is sach guru
redirect 504 error
else
apply within
end if;

I know not the language i speaketh anymore, this post don pass me.

Wow, this is really great, @miccolo2, I wish you best of success in this your endeavor.