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Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by rapper187: 5:32am On Sep 18, 2009
If you feel too lycally fit to beef someone, why no drop your punchlines here so we can see how fit you are lyrically lipsrsealed
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by dipo2much(m): 6:29am On Sep 18, 2009
u wan thife lines abi grin
enough punchlines lyin in the music thread already

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Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by rapper187: 6:32am On Sep 18, 2009
which punchline u think say u get. am sure ur lyrics r broke. just dont hate, if you gat nothing to say shut up trap

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Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by lalaboi(m): 2:25pm On Sep 18, 2009
Moved to the rap battles section
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by Baudex(m): 10:21pm On Oct 31, 2009
I.ll drop just one bar
u niggaz aint focussed,i gat more goals than shearer.

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Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by dawhizkid1(m): 2:49am On Nov 01, 2009
Dis Hater GAPE when I flow like a VAGINA/ Bleep Metaphors, I go IRONic like BANANA.

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Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by Baudex(m): 4:55am On Nov 03, 2009
And to u all who had listened to my [B]newest singles "Mo le nu" featuring psypro[/B]
this's the lyric of [B]my second verse.An M.I diss[/B]

Wat am tryin 2[B]say is[/B]
u entered rap witout knowin d [B]basis[/B]
u copied [B]ll'wizzy n kanye west 2blow[/B]
but i do this [B]easy,cuz greasy's best 2blow[/B]
yo,[B]coming fo the main stream,[/B]
[B]gunning 4 the games creams[/B]
[B]the cash n chicks[/B],[B]the cars and blinks.[/B]
[B]Be a star n be slick-
be fly n spit sick-
be sly n hit quick,[/B]
cuz u only gat on chance to [B]blow[/B]
so put ya mind 2it,n get ya [B]dooh.[/B]
This's murder [B]psypro on the hook,[/B]
wat do u expect with [B]psypro on d hook.[/B]
[B]S.I on the beat-yes i bring the heat[/B]
my [B]1st song[/B] is better than ya [B]best song[/B],am [B]vexed on.[/B]
No [B]C.V,CD[/B] but u still gon see me on ya [B]TV,VCD[/B]

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Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by 1crakdboy(m): 12:37pm On Nov 04, 2009
jus gona drop a bar,

im their best fruit, d apple of their eyes like contacts.
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by punchlinee: 4:17pm On Nov 04, 2009
why are nairaland rappers so wack? is this what u people learnt in hiphop. geeez

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Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by Aquaman: 4:22pm On Nov 04, 2009
see this punchline guy sha.wat wudju kno bout that?
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by punchlinee: 4:27pm On Nov 04, 2009
@aquaman
how come your post is zero with all this ranting u are saying , i have seen your lyrics and dont be offended but i think you are a small boy in hiphop. no wander u have aqua as a name

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Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by mceeluther: 12:07am On Nov 16, 2009
Baudex, Ya whole verse is nothing but cheap publicity, Word of wisdom son, study more, am out cus /ya punches weak like impotent prick/

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Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by dblock(m): 7:25pm On Dec 11, 2009
dblock messiah


[center]i cud be dead and buried, id still be above your level
18 years of this sheeet, i fked enuff 2 be the devil
where i spit, they feel my heat, let em sit
i run it, flaunt it, verses flow like game is what i coined it
runin it, im ballin, dblock send some punk az fools crawlin
and if get bak up, u be put right down
got my pimpin game like im the money mike in the town
talk of the town, i got 2 fools at my neck each second
1 tryin 2 take note, the nxt man, feelin my heat like a house in peckham
your spit like u got scabies on the bak of your tongue
send the heat bak if what im spittin is wrong
i ostrasize ya, pulverise, ya arrse to lil bits
so dont be thinkin ill tread softly let fools ride nd sheet
[/center]

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Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by kerous(m): 3:50pm On Dec 15, 2009
Why are nairaland rappers droppin lines like childrn?makin it look like writin rhymes is a problem.i wish i had d chance to teach them.you might steal these lines,i have a million hidden somewhere.i'm ahead of d game u wack rappers wont dare to contest me,when i drop lines people wonder why i never did a song with micheal jackson.my lines could only be compared with pac's and not here on nairaland with wacks

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Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by densil(m): 3:23pm On Dec 30, 2009
[center][/center][center][/center] the problem wit dis naira land hip hop heds is lak of lyrical maturity how culd u cal urself emcee wen rhymin is da hardst puzl to ur dick-hed. Yal must be kidin koz yal aint repin. Fagz

Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by johnnygan(m): 11:53am On Jan 03, 2010
Guessed i been away fo too long Huh, well i'm ready to drop ma shit.

Title: Enter My Hell

I've bin waitin so patiently in zeal wit so mosh fire
D passion drives ma anger, it makes me jack outta coma/
guessed after dissin sauron no one else gave mi a drift
lik it made me shift inna swift 2 make mo rifts/
u gotta kno D pains o'livin' in dis hell bigger than misery don't even fink o'penury worse than funery nd skip pejury/
chaplaincy Pls i tried maybe i'd find sum decency but instead, i simply crossed the bars of heaven nd hell/
my momma sent me 2 hell ergo we liv as much as in fire
its bad desire calling a sire in hellfire
for the torture, think-not cuz its more than eni culture/
feel me, its violent, i mean hiphop 's violent
ye not violet as color, it fades thru da flush o' ma toilet/
bit, ches nicknaming me hamlet fo they thot i was homeless
Damn! Its so painless, even y'all fink i ain't stainless/
i'mma stressout no palavas till u hit da showers, don't mention it, i'm kind enuf 2 giv u sum lil'handouts/
its yo life - or so u fink, u bit, ch-a, ss-punk
i roll glocks, checkout da clocks till i free yo locks/
aw my pimpin hormones beepin leavin u out der bleatin
hop u remember D ol click!clark!paaah! Officer down/
now dis misery looks like history nd da story is no scenery
dumb-a, ss u got da punch-lines?
Tell em notta sound D alarm cuz i'mma cum wit loaded arms, transformin in2 blastables nd rip-off all yo constables/
gosh i'm so remorseful cuz o dat y'all wanna gimmie a break?
I ain't osama, i'm mo'like obama/
yes! Barrack obama, so be ma pal, we get on nd 4get we eva dissed,
Did i hear ya say case-closed cuz its too great 2 be judged, or maybe i losed my conscience its on D loose, guess what? I'mma get it back, muthaf, u, c.kaz!!!

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Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by johnnygan(m): 1:47pm On Jan 03, 2010
, incoming,
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by dblock(m): 11:27am On Jan 08, 2010
[center]I got mojo, bittch, gimmie blo jo
i be the guy that hotter than your photo
I be there in the morning if she looking for the koko
be a clock work, if she got work, i take a trip to the office
i will definitely bring heat, gurl thats a promise
theres a list nd its begging, applications, the gurls av to submit
nd i treat, my missus like business. every session u cud call it a summit
cos you know who I be, I be the tbite hella bite
young peeps, is sacrificial, im the real deal from initial
call me a veteran, nairaland veteran, yall know im better than
yall smallboys , is soldier actin bolder, call me the general
my rhymes oughtta be synonymous, with brilliance

Dblock Messiah!
[/center]
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by thweraja10: 3:17pm On Jan 11, 2010
She is a first class bitch a girl of sixteen, she said she raps faster, listen i rap better, wether any bloody weather
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by DrSidodo(m): 10:30pm On Jan 20, 2010
this is very good now av got enuf rhymes to realease my nxt solo correct more liines plsssss
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by Crude(m): 8:04pm On Jan 29, 2010
Whurr 'em punches at! I aint seen none of 'em yet

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Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by atilla(m): 3:24pm On Feb 11, 2010
atilla in the area about to cause mass hysteria
yeah I got that from nas cause im mad nasty
u aint on my level a.b.cs is passed me
nigga here afraid to rap cause they bout to get stepped on
me im nasty like a red bloody ejected tampon
better close your browser n get back to work
cause u know if u drop after me its gonna just suck.
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by roymorah(m): 1:40pm On Mar 28, 2010
@dr sindodo lol, seriously I aint seein any punchlines
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by juicygirl: 1:25am On May 24, 2010
atilla:

atilla in the area about to cause mass hysteria
yeah I got that from nas cause im mad nasty
u aint on my level a.b.cs is passed me
nigga here afraid to rap cause they bout to get stepped on
me im nasty like a red bloody ejected tampon
better close your browser n get back to work
cause u know if u drop after me its gonna just suck.



Nice rap but it was wack I could wait for it to end,,,
I might be juicygirl but my raps are tight my style is fat like saragose,,,
Atilla you talk alot of trash but can you back that big mouth up,,,
Am ill get all up in your face like eddy mury so don't worry,,,
You might live here but I juicygirl own the NL come ova wheneva you wana get black out,,,
Or you might just get knock out you wana get in a fight ill call my black night,,,
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by hustlemine: 11:19am On May 28, 2010
no tie on my shirt so my game neva draw check out d mixtape if u wana 4k d law http://www.plunder.com/Am-Certified-download-01569e372d.htm
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by RezDog(f): 3:01pm On Jun 24, 2010
I beat you up lyrically
I knock you out physically
Stab me, shoot me, you can't get rid of me
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by juicygirl: 12:02pm On Jun 25, 2010
Weak rappers forget it
We’ve passed the time
Of the nickel and dime rhyme
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by statik(m): 6:29am On Jun 26, 2010
Im beginin 2 loose my stand jxt coz I entermingled wit all deze wackos, nuffin iz impressive about y'all. Enuff section 4 clowns, damn!
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by RezDog(f): 5:53pm On Jun 27, 2010
DBlock MEssiah
You gonna get burned, playing with fire
Cuz you knows youzza muthsf***in liar
Pretend to be it and shi*t
Give us a break
Give me a kitkat you twit Arrow
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by juicygirl: 6:22pm On Jun 27, 2010
ey! yo I'm sharper then a dager check out out my swagger everytime I pull em out it just make em madder
more new erands than the ****ing Rez Dog v 12 under my hood my rims faster they hate
ya boy, u're a co*cky little basterd I'm rocky with the hands the be ****ing face blasterd. cry cry cry
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by RezDog(f): 6:32pm On Jun 27, 2010
Shutup you little cunt
You aint gonna fu*cking touch me
Go fu*ck with Puffy
He takes more kindly to little puppies
Fu*ck off little girl, and I ain't a boy
You tellin me you aint cocky?
Keep fakin it boy
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by juicygirl: 10:53pm On Jun 27, 2010
Hear you rappin but I think I heard enough,
Boy you think your tough,
Your stuff is more like a bluff,
To me your a marshmellow fluff, tongue
Just a tiny yellow huff,
Like your mamas cream puff,
Your just a small stuff,
Like my small dog fak off,
Not enough to make a real stuff,

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