gflex:

there is more to hip hop
than this jagoons you all spit

lyk u flow r beta off,  Wel i read yah poo it onli flies it cud atract

@fat,juicy.u guyz av to take it eazy.ibime,dbr,,,,etc got huge cred around here nd this aint how they earned it my adv is plz do sumtin more +ve dat one can reckon wit.i pray u undastand.cheers to d best of NLD.eeeezz

Fred87:

@fat,juicy.
u guyz av to take it eazy.ibime,dbr,,,,etc got huge cred around here

who dash them cred, na u, arrant nonsense

@o4kaa u mustnt agree to it,but it shows.y replyin just dat part bru?eeezz

the only wack muthafucka on this site is fatfish, u ugly named b!tch
came to this site, spitin' dumb and lame sh!!t
i beat u so hard, i leave on your pu$$yy a twitch
sickness thats i what I spit, quickness thas what I flip
Im gettin tired of this B!tch, i might just bleep her up quick
I can take a lil bit, but now this much
this b!tch spins more mouth then she was on dubs
and freaks more tounge than she was on clubs
im sorry lil hoee, now u is done-- just leave now, cuz you don't want none

I don t know who you are, but whatever you are, I m sure everyone will agree with me
You say you don't want it but you asking for beef with me
I don t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works
You like watching women dance till their akilis hurt
I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit
Like I can make a junkie out of you
I can t seem to remember your name, and please don t help me
You're the one who makes out you're gonna hang me on a shelf b
I don t even like the people you re trying to imitate, if you are at all
You can't spit a single bar atal
I know you were born silly, b ut why did you have a relapse
But one thing that's normal, when you're with me, you can't relax

ma magic stick entertain mo' asses than a toilet seat
bustin too many clits, lubricatin vulva while it feeds,
on pimped rich n' laced pussy dat taste juicy
but not lyk dat of juicy girl cos i rather bang wif a gurl who got syphilis
ha ha ha , ur kitten stinks lyk a fume in nairaland
i'm callin on all da nlanders 2 da showdown
u is a pest but i'm da best
n' u fink u're gud, nah u aint got no fuckin clue, bitch!
u need sumone lyk me 2 rock u steady, ruff n dirty lyk a pig.
i rather listen 2 ur bull shit while i'm in a cloud of smoke
been doing dis shit while u're still watchin da show
if ya want beef now
i bet u we can take it down
n 4 ur info dis is just tip, wait till ma flos come
u piece of junk in da trunk

Am not wack am real my flow sooooo hn i got u noding my bt is so freaking damn am d best no optics av got d cnntsion can u bt dat

Emmaamaechi:

Am not wack am real my flow sooooo hn i got u noding my bt is so freaking damn am d best no optics av got d cnntsion can u bt dat

If i may ask. . . is dat in english

if i drop it yall mite just evaporate
you cats crazy yall tink u have a say
i blaze this stage like you all can have your way
i do mighty freestyles like half a day
i am the answer so respect me like a mistubishi lancer
about to drown yall wit my lyrical dancer
im after the throne like a prince cheated
have you all competing for my level when name shall be encrypted

@PHRAZE
He goes to the dentist twice a year.
Once for every tooth and it's been going on for seven years.
He has a Roman nose. It roams all over his face.
This guy's face is so crumpled, I can't see his fuckin doughnut face
His teeth are like the Ten Commandments-- all broken.
And everything he says, it aint real, it's all spoken
His teeth are his own-- he just made the last payment on them.
Men you better pray that this will be the last statement on em
he has so many wrinkles, he has to screw his hat on.
You need to start listening to beats that you can rap on

@fat fish
you are fatfish i tot you were fat dick
i get it you a woman dats why i love PUSS==IES fightin me
oh i go to the dentist while you go to the chemist
to get your pusS--Y clean AFTER i dirtied it wit my semen
and hey my nose is roman yeah its roman
at least it dont look like your brown nd dark exhaust flank
fatfish you looking for trouble
how could you think i was stupid you think im stupid
i break your virginity and still accept you
in my land they said if i denied you it will be a taboo
i spray fire over your skin like i just sipped a molotov
i hold your life like spoken prose give me the monologue
hot and condensed i superheat im a winner i won this war

flag mounted WARNING! FATFISH

I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?
You call me victim of rape, you going out with your mother
I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
You think u can rap you're out your mind
I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?
Look at you compared to me man I can spit quicker
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
And someone who stinks out like you who would sit next to you?
I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.
No I didn't hear it i can just see it from what your fuckin with here
I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.
You little orphan maybe someone will foster you

Hey thumbs 2u juicy girl
ur rap shitz 'd make a huge sale
u fight was tough
i fink u got dat bastard in a handcuf
here appears the monster dj wales
rappin hz shity verse like em nursery tales
yes u dj wales i wana take u on
can't wait to slit ur throat under d sun
dont ask me what d Bleep u did
i naturaly dislike eavesdropn kid
come out 4rm ur hidin n mount d stage
d rap law u stopd abidin n so i fliped ur page
call up all ur gays together
if y'all survive my onslaught, u'd live for ever
i aint askin the rest of to go mute
just coz u fink lorenzo z damn cute
if u got fire for me spit em
i'm too icy so imma joe_cool em

I got bling on my neck and wreckin da mic when im on the stage.
Lorenzo if you wanna praise JuicyGirl you're not on your way
but i fight back till i make it look like a crime
So don't tell her that she did so well cuz I win every time
cuz not only am I white but I'm also sweet thirteen
You don't listen to rap, you sit and listen to birds sing
maybe you should go to rehab
And you'll only have a relapse
You actually call your shit disses?
Come on y'all, get on some business
also they become faster and longer than ya ever seen
I'm talking bout my raps not yours ya little been

Tis ur boi, joecool sniper
hello mi envoy, u z a gud fighter
i heard ya shit, fatfisher
i'm mi, i'm no other
i diss and praise altogether
i dnt see good n shut mi trap
u aint ought 2b rude, when i hypin rap
i kal a spade a spade
i aint xpectin 2get paid
so sulk for al i care
my praise i wont spare
heard u say u z white
hahaha, dats a fat lie
u z black n white
a mixed art likem kyle xy
glad 2knw u thirteen
u say sh1t lik u bin parentin
hope u enjoy ya sh11ty juvenile
and mak ur life worthwhile

u niggaz r u wack 2 b dope
zpit real crack zo u myt hav hope
ain't read any ill lyricz ever zince
i guez u'll r JONEZD lyk da prince

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@maniakz
tis tis tis ur papa, lorenzo
ready to kill ya wit mi flow
haha, u z a cracked m.i.c
em lil boiz dat wannabee
i stroke courage
ur skil ur gota manage
wen u rap wif legend u aint say wack
i cud dead ya end if u fucck mi track
before u diss dissin
watch ya back mi sledges z finishn
joecool lord of mercy
i forgive ya 4rapin so shady
be good n be good at it
gv me gud punchlines damn it

It's been quiet for a couple of days. Guess niggas is writing away. Hahaha. Whatup Joecoollorenzo, I hear ya homie. Lemme spit a lil sum sum,

Let me step in and bless this, silence injected
Demoralized emcees, witness ya violence is dejected
Less respected, after displays of the ignorant
The ace held up my sleeve, I'm never tested, how ya figurin'
Lyrical swords emblazoned, striking down leaving traces
of entrails and split faces, defaced, ya rips truly disgraced kids
My spits displace ya waist, buckle ya knees, and erase ya identity
With tactful skill that'll envelope ya like a overwhelming entity
I can end it g, or keep slashing with arsenals that leave scars
Leave b!tch teens bodies charred, quick schemes that'll kill ya where ya are
Learn to spit clean that a roast ya, smoke ya and ash ya like a cigar
I'm a shooter, the six gleams, chrome holdin' lead yearnin' to reunite witcha heart
Take my heat, and I'll split spleens, using a rusty sharpened bar
Pick me to beef, use my piece to evict heat, and lay ya corpse under a tarp
Ressurrect ya soul, lift quickly in limbo, and got ya wondering where ya are
Ya only memory - I spit sixteen, uncompromising fatality inducing bars,

Pratata, i'm gunnin 4ya words girl
soundin like slashin swords of amazonic angel
respect given, respect taken to the diety
he phocks up, we make em nonentity
i'd stil be, i'd stil be among em starz
d brightest, its written on mi bars
roll ross flyest, names of mi cars
come wif me to the pinnacle
imma show u a miracle
or dumbass were u are
and praiz me from afar
i got mi jgirl on dis beat
shez off d hinges, i gota 'dmit
if u fink dis sh1t got stringes, stand on ya feet
aite, i can't deny it
so u best quit
imma rap diss her
imma love kiss her
if u got a problem
electricute ya system
dis mi style, make you cry and make u smile.


*xokizi xodizi*

Joecoollorenzo you an old clown no crews need hold-down
Screws for your brain couldn’t have hardcore fame renown
I’m a lady with class after the last time we battle my behavior
I’m a skittish criminal and like a British general I anticipate your
Moves and demonstrate with smooth rhymes that’ll leave hardcore
Grooves in your mind when I attack your lame whack brain dude
my rhymes paddle your rear this battle appear to be over that’s rude
I’m wise and tougher while you realize and suffer the consequence
Your type is a softy my rhymes brew like coffee why try and convince
Yourself that you’re hardcore and deft you couldn’t soar in a stealth
Juicygirl with wings wearing bling, belong in a newspaper title “The Lolo
Who tired to cook a rhyme I shook your mind like a milk shape man
Your rhymes not built great your foundation is cracked best take my plan
And learn to rhyme, when it comes to rhymes your stale load is whack
Like loose railroad tracks they shaky son stop being a flaky maniac
I deal with great devastation need to take a vacation to the Cascade
Range why you parade strange with nothing to offer should I be afraid?
Look dude you got curves in your words and your verbs are crooked
Straighten them up you a faking butt in HIPHOP take a second look
At your steez and freeze on the stupidity

and if u dont like good rappers get out da hood
lorenzo get you benz up out this hood
just sit down a bit and maybe use your head
coz when u realise that you're whack you're gonna lose your head
People get nervous when they see Rapa's versus, cause
my sh1t give you butterflies, you go see nurses
when we confront it like matter and anti-matter match up
you know im gona win this shiit if you act up
suck ma dik wont you,I guess u can't
yo don't even know how to kiss you grasp
we'll see whos screamin "DONT SQUEEZE!"
you can scream till your throat bleeds

Come on b1tches i heard u done mastebatin

giv ya p=ussy hols stitches, aint wana c it regurgitatin

spare not u witches dat truth i aint debatin

juicygal south south phockin female lizard

a miniature of hawkin dead wizard

u feel u so worded

hahaha, u so ice cold blooded

joecool stil runing dis town undisputed

i'd knock u down even wen i'm one footed

look in mi eyes volcanoes blazin

u come close, i'm stil fascinatin

u come any closer u nose i'd be dazin

sendin u upper cut of ten feet

before u reach 6, i'm done sprayin ur casket sheet

have u buried dead in a blow

disfigurin ur head, and stil enjoy mi show

u rattle like u love to battle

a finger to 2ya dirty =ussy u start to prattle

joecool en give a huff of ya thinkin

i dnt nid u telin i'm tough when u stinkin

5days runnin u haven't had a bath

droppin punchlines like u cud end my wrath

i fire like fire, i get u tired

flexible like wire, ur dissin makes me refire

can't let bitches like vampire

touch mi, i make em retire

they got one duke over an empire

dis aint fluke, its Me, joecool ever higher

so hey u juicygal

stop tripin i dnt dig pussi gal

u fink u loaded slimfish or watever

u better vanish, ur rhymes crap ask whoever

preferrable ya papa

i bet he too crapper

what of ur mama

oh dat slut gold_digger

so where u get ur skillz

u writin prose of kidiz drillz

help ya self wif a trade munchopee

u rest near me blade, u'd be R.I.P

U try to run mi down

imma get to the ground

bury ya unda it in half a round.

Sn1tch__B1tchy_witch

I can’t believe I’m hearing all this ravin and rantin.
You look like a pissed off rapper who never made it.
I spit venom in every direction, soak some up.
Look at this fat as**s nigga, sloppy sucker.
You an ugly mother fuc**ker
your pop should’ve wore a rubber.
I leave you lost without a paddle.
Your the new kid on the block
about to get smacked to the boondocks.
I’ll choke you to your last breath
and have you look foolish like fatfish
Now I know why they left you out in the dark.
You need to take your black as***s
back across 10 mile to the trailor park.
Fucking with juicygirl dawg you gotta be kiddin.
That makes me believe you really don’t have a interest in livin.
You think these juicy gonna feel the sh**it you say?
You take another step near me
Ill slap off ya mustache and make you whirl

Stop! She dreams of being a prom kween

out and in, bogos chin, never clean

dirty from head to toes, even armpit to hols

flu u got dont come close, u dnt rap u do prose

go back and clean ya nose, i saw ya birth washd ya clothes

ya a baby too young to be mi foes, comin at ya wud compound ya woes

mi punchlines are death blows ur a cadaver dnt pose

i kill ya body spirit nd souls i reap 4rm where i n i sows

when u done diggn mi flows, diss it n go were mortals goes

i dont battle juicy tomatoes i eat em dat u knows. Hahahaha

Satin himself dont know how hot I can get

Satin himself dont know how hot I can get
juicygirl we rappin you aint on with it yet
fight me like a real rapper, but don't use guns cause guns be scared of me
juicygirl watch yo back, you better be wary
the stupid shit you say makes me wanna tear you out you mainframe
i'm playing rap but you aint playing the same game
so just sit for a bit and let this verse sink in deep
while you're still sitting on you asss thinking of a beat
won't ever wear a vest battlin, no need cause I boast a "S" on my chest
i wrestle the best
the thought of you bein a good rapper is obsurde
you and joecoollorenzo are fucken lovebirds

Your just a little bit*ch trying to crack-a-rap
Talkin shi*t here saying you boast a "S" on your chest
what! you don't have enough of's protection
I'll give you a C minus, so you get stuck in a section
I'll just keep you barkin at bit*ches like a great dane
Joecoollorenzo tell your skronney as*s "lovebird" she needs a weight gain
Your as lame as a kid tryna get onto a building by a chain crane
You dont gotta keep it up cuz you only have a fake name
Your name just reminds me of Razdog you know, tha R-Train
It's all good your never gunna make it, except for Gay fame
The words you spit to me, they're all just dumb and laid plain
You got hit down by a bullet just like tha J-F-K Plane
Your jus a little kid online thats just tryna play games

JOECOOL, in da buildin, all hands up to da ceilin

how u b1tches feelin, lets rock if u are willin

play pun, do porn xex yaself and lovelorn

who cares where u 4rom, next year u dead n gone

You d kween of mi heart, every boi desire

the one in mi heart, the one i addmire

yoh baby, this is for you, yes you my boo

the next girl beside you she z da fool

i dnt give a phock, phock what she says about us

we so rock, rock so shez phockin jealous

you is mi hearthrob, who cares if she swallows a bomb

u z mi heart cop, shez just another boom

like a boomshakala, a used mineral

a worthful animal, only good for funeral

as she fights u, baby fight back

u know she got da flu and i gotcha back

if she fly, huh, let ha bring ha guy

if she got style, ha guy wud show up in smile

(laughs) i betcha, ha guy aint a rapper

a pauper prune modafckin poor farmer

little wonda why shez diggn our drama

i know she just wana get a bit closer

closer 2us coz we rock the floor

shez full of flaw even ha rap z a bore

but we'r d ish rapper, so impeccable

with our bentley n hummer we so lovable

As a legend i run this town

your xexy a$$ get ha down

down to ha kneez beggn us please

to have ha as cheese, but she offs when we sneeze

oh my jeez, shez watch as i stroke u wif skillz

she dies n freeze, dying without disease

coz disease too healthy to be in ha body

so my baby, dont mind that b1tch crazy

come over shez watchn, lets rock cloud nine

her body shez smoochin, wishn she was mine

JOECOOL, in da buildin, all hands up to da ceilin

how u b1tches feelin, lets rock if u are willin

play pun, do porn xex yaself and lovelorn

who cares where u 4rom, next year u dead n gone

You d kween of mi heart, every boi desire

the one in mi heart, the one i addmire

yoh baby, this is for you, yes you my boo

the next girl beside you she z da fool

i dnt give a phock, phock what she says about us

we so rock, rock so shez phockin jealous

you is mi hearthrob, who cares if she swallows a bomb

u z mi heart cop, shez just another boom

like a boomshakala, a used mineral

a worthful animal, only good for funeral

as she fights u, baby fight back

u know she got da flu and i gotcha back

if she fly, huh, let ha bring ha guy

if she got style, ha guy wud show up in smile

(laughs) i betcha, ha guy aint a rapper

a pauper prune modafckin poor farmer

little wonda why shez diggn our drama

i know she just wana get a bit closer

closer 2us coz we rock the floor

shez full of flaw even ha rap z a bore

but we'r d ish rapper, so impeccable

with our bentley n hummer we so lovable

As a legend i run this town

your xexy a$$ get ha down

down to ha kneez beggn us please

to have ha as cheese, but she offs when we sneeze

oh my jeez, shez watch as i stroke u wif skillz

she dies n freeze, dying without disease

coz disease too healthy to be in ha body

so my baby, dont mind that b1tch crazy

come over shez watchn, lets rock cloud nine

her body shez smoochin, wishn she was mine

As a child I was foul (uh)
but now im 13 so you cant call me child
I be the one that you love to hate
like my headteacher for fuk sake
Journey with me
to the mind of an 100 year [old]
im as dangerous as the thunderbirds

So dis coto b1tch z stil here, here

d homo sn1tch dat rants in fear fear

fear of her identity, coz shez a nonentity

attired wif disability of a low lifer, mediocrity

z her definition, low pitch, lackin lyrical dexterity

no philosophy, words so bulsh1tty z her nitty gritty

u know urself even if i done call ya name

u so wack, a fart cud quench ya flame

tis u b1tchy_snitchy_witchy babygat

u poo squishy_dirty_pu$$y poppyrat

when i kom at tchu, even in ya dream u jump of 4rm d canoe

like i'm a vudu, ur hellest dejavu, u scooby in d loo

come to me u so weak and feebled

i'd make u better, makin u disabled

u down below, hahaha leme unravel my level

a feel of my blow, u'd know i'm mor deadly dan d devil

i'm a marvel d reason satan tremble

my punch,(blow) lines in a double bubble

i'm d cornerstone to make u stumble

d capstone, d king of d rap rumble

the lion from the zionist tribe of d jungle

kip ya opinion, i'm too wierd 2b in google

i'm legendary n best, d best among no rest