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WIFE! A Good Thing? (men Only) by ephemm(m): 8:30am On Jul 31, 2016 |
Most men who are not married will never agree with this until they end up with a wife. In most cases a wife becomes your 'enemy' who you don't have a choice but to sleep with. REALITY! Don't be scared, keep calm and read what some great men have to say about their wives: If a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. ~By Lee Majors After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. ~By Al Gore By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. ~By Socrates Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them. ~By Mike Tyson The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? ~By George Clooney I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. ~By Bill Clinton "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. Well, we take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays." ~By George W. Bush "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." ~By Rudy Giuliani "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." ~By Michael Jordan "I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t. The third gave me more children!" ~By Donald Trump Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, don't prove it. ~By Shaquille O’Neal The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... ~By Kobe Bryant You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. ~By David Hasselhoff My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met... [no more happiness but drama] ~By Alec Baldwin A good wife always forgives her husband when SHE IS THE ONE WHO IS wrong. ~By Barack Obama Marriage is the only war where you sleep with your enemy. ~By Tommy Lee First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." ~ By Jimmy Kimmel “Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!” ~By David Letterman “First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes some serious stress! ~By Jay Leno "The reason why wives live longer is because they don't have a Wife" ~By Brandon Breeze. Nothing much to add, if you refuse to listen to that admonition; better to be single than to be married, and you go ahead to get married, you have to carry the cross, no matter how heavy. #RealLife |
Re: WIFE! A Good Thing? (men Only) by HARDDON: 9:00am On Jul 31, 2016 |
This is total BS To the west , marriage is nothing but a contract! They contract out as if they r contracting on and their laws and morals supports it. If u want real quote about true marriages, go to the right source! Quote Africans , quote great Nigerian, quote people that had had the balls n patience to understand each other n blended like bread and butter not these ones that testosterone excited them and went into marriage without proper prayer n direction from God. The best way to operate a gadget, is to refer to the manufacturers manual And hey, don't insult God that instituted this beautiful Union . Marriage is a beautiful n profiting bond. For it is written , he that findeth a WIFE findeth a gud thing n obtaineth favour of the Lord 2) 1 shall chase a thousand while 2 chase 10 thousand . Beats mathematical manipulations n all logical computations 2 Likes |
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