The Federal Government of Nigeria declared an extra holiday in addition to the two days earlier marked for the Muslim Id El Fitri from the 5-7 July, 2016.
Here are some sirtirical statements attributed to some individuals, agencies and groups in this regard as culled from a social media user:

INEC: The sighting of the moon was inconclusive

NLC: We are studying the situation of the moon-sighting imbroglio. If necessary we may direct workers to embark on a national strike if the Federal Government does not declare additional work-free days.

Abuja High Court: The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till the next day.

CAN: The muslims saw the moon and hid the information, a grand plan to elongate the sallah holidays and ultimately Islamize Nigeria.

EFCC: All those responsible for the missing moon will be apprehended and charged to court. We have a thousand and one evidence against them.

Niger Delta Avengers (NDA): we will not hesitate to bomb and bomb any vestiges of the moon.

APC: We will create another moon for Nigerians when our government fully kicks off.

Boko Haram: We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the Nigerian sky.

Presindency: Due the non-sighting of the moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved.

Senate: The sighting of the moon was altered. A committee will be set up to review the moon document. The chairman of the senate committee on observation, Senator David Mark will head this committee.

GEJ: If only Nigerians had given me a second chance, sighting of the moon would not have been a problem.

PMB: Our inability to sight the moon happened because the last administration was clueless.

Gen. Buratai: The problem of non-sighting of the moon will be a thing of the past as soon as more troops are deployed to the moon site.

US: We know where the moon is; but we don’t want to say it for security reasons.

UK: We are calling on Nigeria to to use a referendum to determine to be using moons to declare holidays or not.

Ayo Fayose: The APC clueless government was the cause of the moon non-sighting in Nigeria.

Lai Mohammed: The moon has already been sighted tomorrow.

Femi Falana: I will obtain a court injunction to restrain the moon, its agents, servants and/or privies from appearing, pending the hearing and determination of the substantive suit via the motion on notice.

Hon. Patrick Obiahagbon: The moon sighting anomaly in respect of the Crescentic moon illumina in the cellestial and atmospheric galaxy is tanatamount to more crinkum crankum and a lot more hoola baloo.

Association of Wailing Wailers: If the non-sighting of the moon results in additional Muslim holidays we hope that by next Easter, when we ask Mary Magdalene if Jesus has risen from the grave and she says no; Christians can get an extra holiday too.