***Hi all I'm starting a thread for list of puns, pls feel free to add yours****
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Why is Saudi Arabia free of mental illness? There are nomad people there.
In the supermarket I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a barcode. I asked, "Are you two an item?"
Show me where Stalin's buried and I'll show you a communist plot.


Without geometry, life is pointless
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.