Y do ppl say "no offense" right b4 dey probably offend u with an insult.
e.g No offense, but I hate the way u talk.
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Y are Nigerian new-borns/babies always bouncing sef?
e.g she gave birth to a bouncing baby boy.
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Y do CAC churches specifically call the name of jesus 3x times b4 the prayer point commences.
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Y wud someone come to u wit a gist dat begins wit "guess what!" And the person sharply tels u what'z up without even lettin u do d guess at all..so annoying.
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Y wud I save and trust my moni wit a Nigerian bank and I can't contact their customer care for free. Nonsense.
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Y wud Nigerian parents ask u angrily "are u a fool?" Repeatedly..knowing u dare not answer the question.
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Y do African parents give coded meanings to YES and NO...growing up wit African parents will make one understand dat ur parents cud mean YES when they point-blankly tel u NO, openly...#SoAnnoying.
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Y must catholics hold the crucifix(may or may not be attached to a rosary) of jesus to feel the powerful presence of the lord, yet they agree he's omnipresent ...#NoOffence.
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Y someone wud say her hobby is washing...azzin..were u born in a washing machine?.
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y wud someone claim BLACK as a favorite color..hian..were u delivered in the dark?.
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Y do we humans conclude God is a he(like I did above)..are we even sure?.
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Y is polygamy barbaric to civilization and polyandry is not?.
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Matthew, Mark, Luke and John gave conflicting accounts of the life of jesus christ..but Y was Luke's own the most acceptable? yet 2 were jesus's disciples..I thought the witness shud av the most accurate account.
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Y wud someone begin a statement with "I hate to say this but" when dey av clearly stated their hatred for what dey r abt to say? ..so why stil go ahead and say it..mtcheew..
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Y wud doctors say "alcohol kills slowly?"...not like alcoholics are in a hurry to die anyways..makes sense for em'.
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Y does the name/title 'errandBOY" never change, no matter the age of the person involved.
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Y is it that the only thing u find worth living for, is the very same thing worth dying for? Really baffles me.
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Y must one make a significant number of enemies in the music business to be considered a dope rapper?.
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Y are hausa lunatics so scarce on the streets? Or northerners don't get mad?.
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Y has it never been recorded in history that an igbo man cut another out of anger, sinx a cutlass is the 1st and only tin dey carry weneva provoked..#NollywoodSaysSo.
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Y do ppl use "just listen to urself" when they want to call u a fool.
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Y steven seagal neva gets a single stain or punch from his opponents in his movies?

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