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| All Salary Earners Must Read This by CXLVII: 3:42pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
[b] After 4 years of selfless service, I realized that I had not been promoted, no salary increment, no commendation. So I decided to walk up to my HR Manager. The manager looked at me, smiled and asked me to sit down saying: "My friend you have not worked here for even a single day." I was shocked to hear that! But the manager went on to explain, and here's the conversation that took place. Manager: How many days are there in a year? Me: 365 days and sometimes 366. Manager: Do u come to work on weekends? Me: No Sir. Manager: How many days are there in a year that are weekends? Me: 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days. Manager: Thanks for that. If u remove 104 days from 366 days. how many days do u now have? Me: 262 days Manager: How many hours make up a day? Me: 24 Hours. Manager: How long do u work in a day? Me: 10am to 6pm - 8 hours a day. Manager: So, what fraction of the day do u work in hours? Me: 8/24 i.e 1/3 (one third). Manager: This is nice of u! what is 1/3rd of 262 days? Me: 87 (1/3 x 262 = 87days) Manager: I do give u 2 weeks sick leave, 15 days casual leave, 5 days optional leave, 30 days earned leave every year. Now remove that 64 days from the 87 days left. How many days do u have remaining? Me: 23 days. Manager: Do u work on festivals? (20 days) Me: No Sir! Manager: Do u work on Republic Day? Me: No sir! Manager: Do u come to work on Independence Day? Me: No sir! Manager: So how many days left? Me: 1 day sir! Manager: Do you come to work on New Year's Day? Me: No sir!! Manager: So how many days are left? Me: None Sir! Manager: So what are u claiming? Me: I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing company money all these days. Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!! (HR-HIGH RISK.) So, How many days do you work? Good Afternoon![/b] 6 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: All Salary Earners Must Read This by Eseharrison(m): 4:01pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
Lol |
| Re: All Salary Earners Must Read This by zicoraads: 4:07pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
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| Re: All Salary Earners Must Read This by wayray: 4:20pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
Impressive. |
| Re: All Salary Earners Must Read This by Mekyno(m): 4:30pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
Nice, i know it is jst for fun bt let me view it frm another angle. He did ask u d numba of hours u work in a day (8hrs)......which u answered and he didn't object/doubt it. Dat means u worked. Dats a strong point/evidence. 9 Likes |
| Re: All Salary Earners Must Read This by Greatzeus(m): 4:59pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
So do you work in statistics Ltd both of you seem to be good in maths 3 Likes |
| Re: All Salary Earners Must Read This by Chukwumeremeze(m): 5:16pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
| Re: All Salary Earners Must Read This by ogawisdom(m): 5:53pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
Beautiful nonsense  8hrs make a working day not 24hrs 4 Likes |
| Re: All Salary Earners Must Read This by Tkayhandsome(m): 8:53pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
Lol. Una wan kill the Theatre art graduate with small maths...you know say those guys no sabi simple calculation and reasoning |
| Re: All Salary Earners Must Read This by Heromaniaa: 9:40pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
Lol |
| Re: All Salary Earners Must Read This by Psychodavidovic(m): 6:01am On Aug 04, 2016 |
Lmao.  |
| Re: All Salary Earners Must Read This by Benjom(m): 6:08am On Aug 04, 2016 |
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| Re: All Salary Earners Must Read This by emeijeh(m): 7:15am On Aug 04, 2016 |
Employee too scared to challenge his boss. He should have done his own analysis. btw, which one is republic day? |
| Re: All Salary Earners Must Read This by veekid(m): 7:19am On Aug 04, 2016 |
This ain't new to me, I read it some years baq |
| Re: All Salary Earners Must Read This by Nobody: 12:04pm On Aug 04, 2016 |
Lol.... I don't think it applies to those of us working in the hospitality industry |
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