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The Saddest Day Of My Life; August 3, 2016. by sulakishop(m): 1:45pm On Aug 04, 2016
The Saddest Day of My Life; August 3, 2016.


Yesterday was the saddest day of my life.

I was at a park waiting on a bus when I saw a woman seriously complaining about her stolen phone. So I went near her to listen to what she was saying. I was downloading something with my phone at
that same time… immediately she saw my phone, she told the crowd that it’s her phone which was Samsung galaxy J7.

For a moment I was so confused that couldn’t even open my mouth. She held me and
slapped me. The crowd attempted to beat me up but luckily for me a policeman was
passing by and he came into the scene. He asked what was going on and I explained with tears all over my face. He took me to the police station together with the woman and I still explained to the policeman that I was innocent. So the policeman asked the woman to call her phone. She called and a girl picked and told the woman she was her daughter.
The girl told the woman that she left her phone at home when she was leaving to town. I even cried more and more because I had already been disgraced and humiliated.

The policeman told the woman to apologize and settle me with some money.
The woman pulled out a bag from her car boot and she said the most romantic word I have ever heard: “I’m sorry sweetheart, this is 5 million naira”. She wanted to hand it over
to me before my door was banged so heavily by my neighbor and woke me up
from sleep that iya moimoi is around.

Chai! What a dream..........So sad cos I would have become a millionaire on my birthday as yesterday August 3rd was my birthday!

My shout out to all Leo!!

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Re: The Saddest Day Of My Life; August 3, 2016. by ephemm(m): 1:47pm On Aug 04, 2016
Happy birthday, ur sense of humour ehn! grin grin grin

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Re: The Saddest Day Of My Life; August 3, 2016. by sulakishop(m): 4:26pm On Aug 04, 2016
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