Me was once a free fall person till the day I woke up and couldn't move my neck now na Soldier sure pass!

sorextee:
I had two under my bed in skool. Cos the estate where I stayed was a haven for one particular cult group like dat.
And they were disturbing my roommate make him join dem cos d guy dey gym dat time. So a man had to protect himself too. Till i was busted by one security operative like dat.

Busted for self-protection?
How?

Op wat about me that sleep face up with my legs on the wall?

Two students belonging to a rival cult were shot ND hacked to death, for our street. And one of dem papa na one general for army. Na soldiers u wan explain to say d two cutlass wey dey under ur bed na for protection?

Naa long story sha..

0ubenji:

Busted for self-protection?
How?

ChappyChase:
Me was once a free fall person till the day I woke up and couldn't move my neck now na Soldier sure pass!

Lolz..I really don't envy u peeps with the Soldier position tho.
Aw do u guys do it? I feel vulnerable in dat position, I feel like somtin might juz come in a flash and stab me right on the chest. I hail una sha.
Mehn..na Foetus and Yearner sure for me pass.
The attributes of Yearner captured my personality so well (except the cynical part) with a few from Foetus.

prettythicksme:
Op wat about me that sleep face up with my legs on the wall?

Haha..correct!
Na ppl like una yoruba dey call Winch. For real!
That position is a taboo to the yorubas

sorextee:
Two students belonging to a rival cult were shot ND hacked to death, for our street. And one of dem papa na one general for army. Na soldiers u wan explain to say d two cutlass wey dey under ur bed na for protection?

Naa long story sha..

Hmmn..I doubt if I'll ever step foot in that north til I kpai..
Which state if I may ask?

0ubenji:

Hmmn..I doubt if I'll ever step foot in that north til I kpai..
Which state if I may ask?

Typical mentality of 'village' boiz.

zicoraads:

Typical mentality of 'village' boiz.

I forgive ur ignorance irrespective of ur resolve to apologize or not.

zicoraads:

Typical mentality of 'village' boiz.

Need u bring ethnocentrism to evri issue?
I made a harmless statement to som1 else on my fear of insurgency tendecies in the north..nd u the "city" boi tot it well matured enuf to insult me.

Tiny23:
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Foetus ni

0ubenji:

Need u bring ethnocentrism to evri issue?
I made a harmless statement to som1 else on my fear of insurgency tendecies in the north..nd u the "city" boi tot it well matured to insult me.

Insurgency tendencies in the north? How many states are in the north again? And I am quite surprised you accuse me of an offence you are guilty of. Who said they will not visit the north till they 'Kpai?'

And who just said something about the 'fear of insurgencies in the north?' And yet, I am being accused of ethnocentricism.

Uni maid. But d skool dey alright o.

0ubenji:

Hmmn..I doubt if I'll ever step foot in that north til I kpai..
Which state if I may ask?

allytinted:
What about those without a define pattern of sleep? that is, those that observe all of the above.

most of these folks are more conformed to the starfish position. It's coz that position is usually indicative of careless sleep postures that allows the individual switch into various other positions. This makes dem prone to snoring.

0ubenji:

Lolz..I really don't envy u peeps with the Soldier position tho.
Aw do u guys do it? I feel vulnerable in dat position, I feel like somtin might juz come in a flash and stab me right on the chest. I hail una sha.
Mehn..na Foetus and Yearner sure for me pass.
The attributes of Yearner captured my personality so well (except the cynical part) with a few from Foetus.

Am a very light sleeper......

splat position......get back from work after working heavly...u don't say anything u just go to ur room still in your suit and drop like a fish on ur bed

well i will go for all d positions i do change positions i start with sleepin on d stomach den change ,change again,change again till i wake

e get the way heat and mosquito go deal with person you go sleep all the positions in 30 minutes.

me is a yearner...

Cbeatz:
splat position......get back from work after working heavly...u don't say anything u just go to ur room still in your suit and drop like a fish on ur bed

As in log?

0ubenji:

As in log?

shey ur body would even remember that one.....splat covers all positons